Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0: Taken for Granite

[NPT]

I tell my Gengar to give the Bedrock terrible nightmares.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I use the bedrock for scientific purposes

 

[Monster Guy]

The bedrock

 

[Sketchie]

Welp, seeing as I have nothing better to do while I'm recovering from getting my wisdom teeth torn out...

Right, by the by, the awards ceremony will be happening again, now that we're technically all up to speed. (I'm... a little miffed that we were given a theme without even mentioning it to me, but, ah... k)
Also, judges, please follow the judging pattern I was using the last round. It's more organized. Thank you.

I FALCON PUNCH the bedrock.

Bedrock: punched. -7

An Earthquake affects the bedrock while gravity is intact.

It's super effective! (Or, something like that.) -14

I shout at the bedrock: "I'M BACK BABY" while running around in excitement of the Switch, accidentially falling off a cliff and crashing into the bedrock and faling through the ground, causing lava to erupt

OH SCHEISSE, LOOK WHO'S BACK! Lava, falling through the ground, over-excitement of the switch... the whole nine years, it seems. -9

my mudsdale uses earthquake on the bedrock

Earthquake x2 combo! -13

I tell the bedrock that it's been grounded from going out to town with its friends.

and thus the torture begins, heaven kelp me -8

Aaaaand, gravity goes back to normal, aka it is ungrounded and can go be social again.

I throw toilet papers at the bedrock.

That's??? so rude???? i taught y'all better than this???? -4

I totally BEAN the bedrock!!

a ah -6

I paint the bedrock's face pink.

"A Judge's suffering." Acrylic on bedrock. PokemontrainerY. 2017, $400. -2

I send the bedrock to fight in the TFS Cell Games

??????????? -5?

I mod the bedrock into SSB4 and it gets beaten up by modded characters

Oh darn? That's pretty rough my guy -6

I tell the Bedrock that its ugly and nobody likes it...with extreme prejudice!

U-HM, all bedrocks matter??? how dare? -6

I feed the bedrock to a Tyranitar

Lov The Cronch™ -10

I throw raw, unadulterated, stupidity at the bedrock.

Stupidity! Un-a-dulterated stupidity! (For your face, your hair, your clothing!) -7

I throw the Bedrock into a volcano.

Does the whole levitate-y thing count against this? No? I say no. (oh, vol! ca! no! but you don't wanna you don't wanna knoo-o-oh!) -7

i throw one potatoe at the bedrock

One singular potatoe, bud, me tooooo -3

I show some loud, seizurific video game corruptions to the bedrock

.... but the bedrock lacks eyes? or a brain to even have a seizure in the first place??? -1

I force the bedrock to play Ghosts n' Goblins for the NES.

Y'all and your obscure video game references. -5

I force the bedrock to play a pirated version of Earthbound, with all the good stuff like more enemies and your save files getting wiped when you reach Giygas

Oh, that's rough. -8

I throw lemons at the bedrock.

Poisonous lemons, so that it can't make lemonade.

w eL L, WHeN LI FE GIV eS yOU LE M On S -7

I banish the Bedrock into the Infinite Inferno.

Ugh, i hate it when that happens. -6

I drop the bedrock like it's hot.

I don't want to think of those implications. -5

I make the bedrock listen to random Hatsune Miku songs

Now, now, they're not ALL bad... -2

I then force the bedrock to listen to the Kagamine Twins singing Childish War on repeat.

... Alright, yeah, that's pretty not gucci. -12

I show the bedrock my moves

But what kind of moves? Moves like jagger or moves like... that one dude who introduced the whips and the nae nae? -5

I hit the bedrock with a huge dictionary.

Ouchhhhh... -9

I subject the bedrock to reading Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff.

*sobs* you don't understAND I LOVE SBAHJ I WOULD HAPPILY READ IT TO THE BEDROCK AND C R Y -2

Ack, didn't realize the thread was already open! Whoops!
I force the bedrock to listen to MitchirirNeko march for 10 hours straight. Search it up on youtube.

Welcome back, friendo!!
SOBS I LOVE THIS VIDEO I WOULD WATCH IT FOR 1000 YEARS -1

I attack the bedrock with an unidentified object!

any object is a ufo if it's flying and you're bad at identifying things -6

I attack the bedrock with an unidentified FANTASTIC object

aNY OBJECT IS A UFO IF IT'S FABULOUS AND YOU'RE BAD AT IDENTIFYING THINGS -16

I doodle on the Bedrock.

me too bud -3

I cook the bedrock

gross -4

I transfer my deep-seated disdain for Generation 7 into the bedrock...

o h d e a r -6

I tell my Gengar to give the Bedrock terrible nightmares.

And thus we are back to the bedrock is lacking a brain and can't dream in the first place? -1

I use the bedrock for scientific purposes

N-no! Not the science! Anything but the Science!! -7

The bedrock

... i actually don't even know what's happening -3

Current Damage Range: 0-10, 0-20 in two pages.
Damage Done this Post: 216
Total Damage Done: 404
HP Remaining: 1096/1500

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw the last tally at the bedrock

 

[Monster Guy]

I make the bedrock get in the bag.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Golisopod uses first impression on the bedrock.

It should be at max power since this is the first time it has been mentioned in the thread.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I drop the bedrock on a building

 

[Monster Guy]

I drop the bedrock off a building.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

^^^ dude, it can fly.

I force the bedrock to watch Boku No Pico.

 

[Monster Guy]

^^^ dude, it can fly.

Oh... I forgot about that,.. Whatever...

I throw the backlog of unjudged attacks from the previous thread at the bedrock.

 

[Shattersoul]

The bedrock sees a humanoid figure moving in the corner of its vision, smiling at it grimly. Its eyes filled with hunger, its mouth full of jagged edges.

The figure fades from view, its departure punctuated with vicious, mocking laughter.

Soon.

 

[Monster Guy]

I objectify the bedrock!

What's that? The bedrock is an object?

Listen, people attempt to destroy this rock emotionally all the time, and it deals damage, so wynaut.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I bring the Ice King to the bedrock and tell him it not only insult him but also Princess Bubblegum and thinks he's weak and pathetic and allow Ice King to go be seek and do his thing!

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw plastic at the bedrock.

 

[Sketchie]

I throw the last tally at the bedrock

fair..? -8

I make the bedrock get in the bag.

GET IN THE F*CKEN BAG -10

Golisopod uses first impression on the bedrock.

It should be at max power since this is the first time it has been mentioned in the thread.

uhhhhhh sure -9

I drop the bedrock on a building

Wouldn't that do more damage to the building itself..? -4

I drop the bedrock off a building.

-0, because...

^^^ dude, it can fly.

I force the bedrock to watch Boku No Pico.

i honestly can't believe you made me look that up -7

Oh... I forgot about that,.. Whatever...

I throw the backlog of unjudged attacks from the previous thread at the bedrock.

that's it i'm banning you from this thread too -8

The bedrock sees a humanoid figure moving in the corner of its vision, smiling at it grimly. Its eyes filled with hunger, its mouth full of jagged edges.

The figure fades from view, its departure punctuated with vicious, mocking laughter.

Soon.

dear God, He has returned -9

I objectify the bedrock!

What's that? The bedrock is an object?

Listen, people attempt to destroy this rock emotionally all the time, and it deals damage, so wynaut.

sexehbedrockpron.jpg -7

I bring the Ice King to the bedrock and tell him it not only insult him but also Princess Bubblegum and thinks he's weak and pathetic and allow Ice King to go be seek and do his thing!

welp, i'm not only behind on judging, but behind on the times too... -5

I throw plastic at the bedrock.

Eco-terrorism, huh? I know your game. You monster. -3

Current Damage Range: 0-10, 0-20 in one page.
Damage Done this Post: 70
Total Damage Done: 474
HP Remaining: 1026/1500

 

[Shattersoul]

Horrifying images flash through the bedrock's mind.

A pile of corpses, each splayed across blood-speckled stone, each covered from head to toe in gashes

A man screaming, as cold, black fire slowly consumes his flesh, leaving nothing but ashes behind

A woman anchored to a wall, crying for mercy.

A city, broken. Dull. Lifeless.

A winged being, forced to watch in horror, as its feathers drip ooze, each drop reeking of death and decay.

And then glowing, crimson eyes.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I vomit on the bedrock

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I throw every negative YouTube comment of people complaining about the Undertale fandom at the bedrock.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw a car at the bedrock