Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0: Taken for Granite

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I throw a deck of cards at the bedrock. Except the aces and the joker are replaced by five humans - one of whom is a yandere, another of whom has a psychopathic split personality disorder, another of whom is extremely edgy. The last two are trying to flirt with each other the bedrock.

I'm so sorry

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Guzzlord devours the Bedrock.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

The bedrock meets every natural disaster in existence

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw Funko Pops at the bedrock.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw the bedrock into a sea. A sea filled with blood and sharks

 

[General Nonsense]

Horrifying images flash through the bedrock's mind.

A pile of corpses, each splayed across blood-speckled stone, each covered from head to toe in gashes

Oh good, you brought the corpses.

I perform necromancy on the corpses and send my army of flying skeleton warriors to fight the bedrock.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I attempt to cook and a living abomination made of random food comes out and eats the bedrock

 

[Shattersoul]

I assault the bedrock with a legion of warped, faceless shades.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I use a giant time machine I found randomly to make the bedrock travel to the moment the Big Bang happened so it gets caught in the explosion

 

[kawaiiconcept]

Horrifying images flash through the bedrock's mind.

A pile of corpses, each splayed across blood-speckled stone, each covered from head to toe in gashes

A man screaming, as cold, black fire slowly consumes his flesh, leaving nothing but ashes behind

A woman anchored to a wall, crying for mercy.

A city, broken. Dull. Lifeless.

A winged being, forced to watch in horror, as its feathers drip ooze, each drop reeking of death and decay.

And then glowing, crimson eyes.

0.0 I have nightmares now, thanks -9

I vomit on the bedrock

ewww -3

I throw every negative YouTube comment of people complaining about the Undertale fandom at the bedrock.

thats a lot -7

I throw a car at the bedrock

what kind of car? -5

I throw a deck of cards at the bedrock. Except the aces and the joker are replaced by five humans - one of whom is a yandere, another of whom has a psychopathic split personality disorder, another of whom is extremely edgy. The last two are trying to flirt with each other the bedrock.

I'm so sorry

you're lucky I know anime
Imma just leave those two to their thing -7

Guzzlord devours the Bedrock.

yum yum -8

The bedrock meets every natural disaster in existence

OH NOOOO -9

I throw Funko Pops at the bedrock.

ouch -7

I throw the bedrock into a sea. A sea filled with blood and sharks

dun dun dun dun, dudndununuh DUN DUN -9

Oh good, you brought the corpses.

I perform necromancy on the corpses and send my army of flying skeleton warriors to fight the bedrock.

DUCK AND COVER! -9

I attempt to cook and a living abomination made of random food comes out and eats the bedrock

at least you made something -7

I assault the bedrock with a legion of warped, faceless shades.

I killed a shade once! -9

I use a giant time machine I found randomly to make the bedrock travel to the moment the Big Bang happened so it gets caught in the explosion

good job we are now all part bed-rock -5
Current Damage Range: 0-10, 0-20 in one page.
Damage Done this Post: 94
Total Damage Done: 568
HP Remaining: 932/1500

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I force the bedrock to recite the mantra "the customer is the enemy!" fifty times, before making it read the first chapter of the book "A Shop is a Battlefield", before perfecting its smile - 100 smiles per set, for twenty sets.

Aka I make it do Waka's basic training exercise for all his employees.

Even more Amnesia references? Kill me now

 

[Shattersoul]

I donate the bedrock to science as a medical cadaver for surgeons in training.

And by surgeons, I mean the ones in Silent Hill.

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw a disembodied brain at the bedrock.

 

[Professor Maple]

I redicate all information about the bedrock from the internet, thus rendering it virtually non existent, due to it only existing on a Virtural plain.

 

[Monster Guy]

I wiretap the bedrock's phones.

Or, I'll wiretap the bedrock itself.

 

[Mr Spaz]

I make the bedrock tally its own damage.

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I'm feel generous to the bed rock and give it my nightmares.While its tied down it is forced to watch each of its loved ones to die in a very painful way, each different from the last. Then set it in The Curse of Chucky movie, then make it face Pinhead.Yes I have very sick and twisted nightmares, This is just one of the lighter ones.( I had this all happen in One dream that is why it runs together )EDIT: Just for the heck of it, I surgically make the bedrock human so it can have nightmares, and stab it when its sleeping with my ritual knife. Witchy I know, but I want it to feel pain and death.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw a blue shell at the bedrock. As in the Mario Kart blue shell

 

[NPT]

I throw a computer keyboard at the bedrock! gj4rvpikgachuzribtqjaknsraichgu*

 

[Superteletubbies64]

gj4rvpikgachuzribtqjaknsraichgu*

LMAO

The bedrock is used by a Pokemon for using Rock Wrecker