Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0: Taken for Granite

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw the bedrock into the Empire State Building

 

[Conquering Storm]

I steal all the bedrock's electrons, and then use them to electrocute it.

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw rusty nails at the bedrock!

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I throw the ultimate bromance at the bedrock.

Refer to the "recent shippings you've got into" thread in the alternative shipping subforum for my opinion on the ultimate bromance.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I suplex the bedrock

 

[Shattersoul]

I finish the next bedrock song remix lyrics.

How does a remix of "Make a man out of you" sound?

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I make the bedrock carry six plastic bags at once, all filled with jars of pasta sauce.

 

[NPT]

I hack attack the Bedrock.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I throw the bedrock into a volcano

 

[Shattersoul]

I blast the bedrock with the power of horrible, misspelled, bootleg children toys.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I make the bedrock suffer trying to spell a Pokemon's name with autocorrect enabled.

 

[Venyos10]

Still with Autocorrect on, the bedrock tries to send a group text to its friends saying "Do you want to come over? I have some Coca-Cola!" But OH NO Autocorrect doesn't recognize brand names and changes it to something extremely innapropriate and OH NO #2! The group text menu was so confusing that the bedrock wound up sending its own kindergarten teacher a text saying "Do you want to come over? I have some @#$%^&!" :O

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I introduce the bedrock to a new girlfriend, only for her to die in a fire a few days later.

 

[BladeForge]

I make the bedrock eat 20 plates of Papyrus's spaghetti

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Hariyama uses All-Out Plummeting on the Bedrock.

 

[General Nonsense]

I go full yandere on the bedrock.

 

[NPT]

I send the Bedrock to shadow realm.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

I express my frustration on no one having posted in Roll To Dodge or What if you were in an arranged marriage with the above picture on the bedrock

 

[Conquering Storm]

I pour molten tungsten on the bedrock.

 

[NPT]

I throw a huge basketball at the Bedrock.