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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 5: The Cult

Discussion in 'Games' started by Dragalge, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. Dragalge

    Dragalge Quirky

    The first bedrock thread will always be the best btw.

    Happy 2019 everyone! What better way to kick off the new year then to create the fifth iteration of Destroy the Block of Bedrock: *insert shitty title*! The gameplay is simple: Post an attack and I’ll tally the damage done to the bedrock. There will be a couple of tallyists eventually to help out but I want to do this solo for now to see who would best suit the role to me!

    Attacks: Your attack can be anything you can imagine! Just keep it appropriate of course. Bad/joke attacks will often result in zero damage such as throwing members and the like. And you can actually heal the bedrock but this can only happen three times per bedrock.

    Damage Output: Each page/two pages, the amount of damage will increase slightly! Sometimes I’ll even amp up the damage drastically or vice versa so keep your eyes peeled on when this happens! Finally don’t complain about where the tally of the damage stands at. Doesn’t fix anything!

    What’s New!: To make tallying less of a hassle, participants can only attack up to three times. Once I tally up the attacks, you can use your three attacks again.

    The winner of each bedrock will have their name inscribed into the Hall of Fame along with the bedrock they destroyed and their attack! Follow all general SPPf rules and the conditions above so everything can go swimmingly!

    Current Bedrock: The Bedrock Burger: This bedrock is actually a burger joint but with low wages towards its employees! Can you destroy this place and free the employees from low pay and terrible working environments? The HP starts at 35,000 with the damage output starting at 60 - 90 and after that increases every 30 HP from the last highest possible amount of damage that can be dealt. But wait! Before any new attacks are done, time for me to calculate the ones not tallied yet!


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    Tallyists:
    Dragalge
    fango pango

    Hall of Fame:
    1. Yureishi, February 6th, 2019
    Bedrock destroyed: The First Bedrock Ever From 2012
    Attack:
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2019
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  2. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple the blue one was robbed

    I slap the bedrock
     
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  3. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Why did I subject myself to this a 2nd time?

    I hit the bedrock with a bedrock hammer
     
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  4. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple the blue one was robbed

    I give the bedrock a massage that it didn't want
     
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  5. Power Up

    Power Up ...

    I bite the bedrock
     
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  6. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I pour hydrochloride acid on the bedrock!
     
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  7. Akkipeddi

    Akkipeddi Jajanken

    I tickle the bedrock
     
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  8. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I Nuke the bedrock!
     
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  9. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    I’m gonna give the bedrock up
    I’m gonna let it down
    I’m gonna run around and desert it
    I’m gonna make it cry
    I’m gonna say goodbye
    I’m gonna tell a lie and hurt it
     
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  10. Akkipeddi

    Akkipeddi Jajanken

    The most destructive attack for sure, bedrolled.
     
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  11. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I create a black hole in the vicinity of the bedrock.
     
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  12. Dragalge

    Dragalge Quirky

    Classic! - 6969
    It got whacked - 6,600
    Hopefully it was grateful in the end - 5,600
    Your teeth broke. - 5,268
    It gives the bedrock a new style - 6,333
    Don’t die of laughter - 5,180
    Still stands! - 5,500
    A lot of emotions. - 7,157
    Black holes are neat, man. Too bad the bedrock broke free from the event horizon. - 7,060

    855,012/1,000,000

    We managed to deal more damage to this bedrock quickly than almost the entirety of the first thread
     
  13. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    I throw poop at the bedrock
     
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  14. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple the blue one was robbed

    why did an unwanted massage do more damage than a nuke

    I hang the bedrock
     
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  15. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I spell the bedrock's name incorrectly in a greetings card.
     
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  16. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Galleom punches the Bedrock.
     
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  17. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    I abuse the bedrock
     
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  18. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I defeat the bedrock in a children's trading card game. It is then sent to the Shadow Realm.
     
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  19. Nebbygetinthebag

    Nebbygetinthebag Eating Cake

    I puke at the bedrock.
     
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  20. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I slap the Bedrock with a wet fish.
     
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