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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 5: The Cult

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
I submerge the bedrock in molten lava.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
I have a staring contest with the bedrock. It loses.
 

Dragalge

"Orange" Magical Girl
Time for another tally!

I gain sole custody of the bedrock's children and move out of the country.
I didn’t know you were in such an abusive relationship with this bedrock. I’m sorry. :( -9,127
I tell the bedrock no
I tell it where to go
And say it’s only dreaming
-9,277
I force the bedrock to watch the entire Twilight saga plus all DVD extras and specials.
There were specials? -9,633
I'll throw 42 asteroids at the bedrock
Hey, the belt worked hard on those. -10,355
I ask the bedrock to do a handshake knowing fully well that it has no hands.
You made it feel sad. -8,760
I'll Make an example of the bedrock.
What example though? -8,700
I make an exact copy of the bedrock out of paper mache and the force it to witness the burning of it's own image.
Paper mache was fun back in elementary/high school! Made a terrible wizard dog, some red frog, and an awful anteater. -9,764
i force the bedrock to learn the difference between "it's" and "its".
i t s -9,003
I make the bedrock do a Nuzlocke of Pokemon Ultra Sun. It wipes before the first trial.
Very hard game! I’d imagine now it would be stupidly hard to do a nuzlocke in USUM -9,858
I make the bedrock listen to a playlist of every Justin Bieber song set on an endless loop!
Well that’s fair -9,917
I made the bedrock join a bookclub... ABOUT SHIPPING... ENDLESS. SHIPPING.
OH NO. SHIPPING HEAVY BOXES IS AWFUL -10,007
I stab the bedrock thirty-seven times
Dirty thirty seven -9,337
I broke up the bedrock. LITERALLY... AND EMOTIONALLY.
R00d -9,258
I throw a zebra carcass at the bedrock, which then attracts scavengers.
;__; RIP Bert the Zebra -9,549
I'll burn the bedrock with greek fire
Oooo -9,671
Jormungandr constricts the bedrock before spitting venom at it
I like Norse mythology -10,183

Damage increase! Now 9,500 - 12,000!
I submerge the bedrock in molten lava.
Molten chocolate cake. Yum! -10,821
I make my Miltank use Body Slam on the bedrock.
Its poor belly - 10,255
I summon my ultimate persona Satanael and use Sinful Shell, a move made out of all the seven deadly sins.
Trust me, those don’t compare to the eighth sin, serving burgers in restaurants raw -11,390
I have Cat Noir use his Cataclysm powers on the bedrock!
Haha cat-aclysm. Puns! -10,877
I have a staring contest with the bedrock. It loses.
Your eyes got hurt as a result 9,719
I lick the bedrock
Did it taste good? =) -9,957

451,751/1,000,000
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
I force the bedrock to suffer through every fatality in the dumb ways to die train safety song.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
I become the bedrock's taste in music.
 
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