AgentKallus
It's not a game Kate.
I submerge the bedrock in molten lava.
I didn’t know you were in such an abusive relationship with this bedrock. I’m sorry. -9,127I gain sole custody of the bedrock's children and move out of the country.
I tell the bedrock no
I tell it where to go
And say it’s only dreaming
There were specials? -9,633I force the bedrock to watch the entire Twilight saga plus all DVD extras and specials.
Hey, the belt worked hard on those. -10,355I'll throw 42 asteroids at the bedrock
You made it feel sad. -8,760I ask the bedrock to do a handshake knowing fully well that it has no hands.
What example though? -8,700I'll Make an example of the bedrock.
Paper mache was fun back in elementary/high school! Made a terrible wizard dog, some red frog, and an awful anteater. -9,764I make an exact copy of the bedrock out of paper mache and the force it to witness the burning of it's own image.
i t s -9,003i force the bedrock to learn the difference between "it's" and "its".
Very hard game! I’d imagine now it would be stupidly hard to do a nuzlocke in USUM -9,858I make the bedrock do a Nuzlocke of Pokemon Ultra Sun. It wipes before the first trial.
Well that’s fair -9,917I make the bedrock listen to a playlist of every Justin Bieber song set on an endless loop!
OH NO. SHIPPING HEAVY BOXES IS AWFUL -10,007I made the bedrock join a bookclub... ABOUT SHIPPING... ENDLESS. SHIPPING.
Dirty thirty seven -9,337I stab the bedrock thirty-seven times
R00d -9,258I broke up the bedrock. LITERALLY... AND EMOTIONALLY.
;__; RIP Bert the Zebra -9,549I throw a zebra carcass at the bedrock, which then attracts scavengers.
Oooo -9,671I'll burn the bedrock with greek fire
I like Norse mythology -10,183Jormungandr constricts the bedrock before spitting venom at it
Molten chocolate cake. Yum! -10,821I submerge the bedrock in molten lava.
Its poor belly - 10,255I make my Miltank use Body Slam on the bedrock.
Trust me, those don’t compare to the eighth sin, serving burgers in restaurants raw -11,390I summon my ultimate persona Satanael and use Sinful Shell, a move made out of all the seven deadly sins.
Haha cat-aclysm. Puns! -10,877I have Cat Noir use his Cataclysm powers on the bedrock!
Your eyes got hurt as a result 9,719I have a staring contest with the bedrock. It loses.
Did it taste good? =) -9,957I lick the bedrock