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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 5: The Cult

Discussion in 'Games' started by Dragalge, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. Kung Fu Ferret

    Kung Fu Ferret The Next God

    I drop a nuke on the bedrock
     
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  2. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Daikuro, Keeper Of The Gates Ambitious

    I force this war to be the original Pokémon shipping war.
     
  3. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus ♪ Doh doh doh ♪

    I taint the bedrocks memories with guilt by convincing it that it could've prevented the deaths of it's compatriots.
     
  4. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I make the bedrock watch Bambi’s mom’s death on an endless video loop!
     
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  5. Kung Fu Ferret

    Kung Fu Ferret The Next God

    I then proceed to make the bedrock watch the stampede scene from The Lion King for in a ten hour loop. (rest in peace Mufasa)
     
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  6. Yureishi

    Yureishi Well-Known Member

    I condemn the bedrock to eternal silence.
     
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  7. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus ♪ Doh doh doh ♪

    I ask the bedrock if it's ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
     
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  8. fango pango

    fango pango You're My Man Of War

    I use my surreal disco moves to make the Bedrock uncomfortable.
     
  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I call the bedrock fat and aggressively body shame it!
     
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  10. Dragalge

    Dragalge Is he Santa Claus?

    Alright let’s do this!

    It believes it’s a watermelon! -10,766
    I can’t even begin to count how many minutes in all it would take. -11,408
    Ew not those two -10,628
    Well the bedrock got thrown a bedrock at it -10,877
    My cargo hold is the best -10,260
    Hey! These plot twists are actually yummy! Cinnamon flavored too! Shame you spoiled them -10,137
    Will you though -9,951
    Don’t steal from the government -11,390
    Walloping is decent -10,788
    Wack -11,044
    Is one of them getting mauled by a T-Rex from a result of me bringing my past self into the present? Because someone already was unfortunate in that regard -10,612
    Haha rekt -10,696
    It thinks differently of you -10,035

    Damage increase! Now it’s 10,500 - 13,000!
    Again, how are you people stealing this classified stuff - 12,689
    Sheesh what’s with the fighting for plunder and spoils -11,600
    Yee a lot of bedrocks died -12,237
    =( -11,608
    = ( -11,808
    It couldn’t speak anyway! -11,511
    It didn’t. Sad! -11,200
    That’s uncomfortable indeed -11,726
    It is a p fat bedrock -11,392

    207,388/1,000,000

    Ahaha we’re almost there!
     
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  11. WizardTrubbish

    WizardTrubbish much more beastly

    I make the bedrock look at memes from 2012
     
  12. wolf jani

    wolf jani The vice-commander of Mimawarigumi

    I summon Big Chungus to attack the bedrock.
     
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  13. Kung Fu Ferret

    Kung Fu Ferret The Next God

    I summon over 9,000 Ugandan Knuckles to spit on the bedrock
     
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  14. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple Health Nut

    You had to mention memes, WT.

    I give the bedrock corn even though it has no way of eating it
     
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  15. wolf jani

    wolf jani The vice-commander of Mimawarigumi

    I'll give the bedrock a drug which will make it allergic to all bedrocks.
     
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  16. shoz999

    shoz999 IT WAS ME! SETETH!

    I stuffed a ferret down the bedrock's pants.
     
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  17. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I fire a bazooka at the Bedrock.
     
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  18. wolf jani

    wolf jani The vice-commander of Mimawarigumi

    I'll assasinate the bedrock
     
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  19. Akkipeddi

    Akkipeddi Your next line is...

    I'll time leap and change the world line from alpha to beta, where the bedrock has already been destroyed.
     
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  20. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I force the bedrock to play Superman 64 for all eternity!
     
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