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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 5: The Cult

Discussion in 'Games' started by Dragalge, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I look upon the bedrock and weep, leaving it to muse at why.
     
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  2. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I leave the bedrock with Yoko Ono who turns it 8nto one of her conceptual art pieces!
     
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  3. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    The bedrock runs into my knife 10 times
     
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  4. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I inform Donald Trump that the bedrock is actually a Muslim illegal immigrant from Mexico. The US Government should be able to take care of the rest
     
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  5. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    I fire two warning shots

    Into the bedrocks head
     
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  6. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I look upon the bedrock and laugh, leaving it to muse at why.
     
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  7. Yureishi

    Yureishi Well-Known Member

    I let my Bastiodon give a well-aimed headbutt to the bedrock.
     
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  8. fango pango

    fango pango You're My Man Of War

    I vent to the Bedrock about how lonely I am.
     
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  9. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I pour hydrochloric acid on the Bedrock.
     
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  10. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I look upon the bedrock and scream, leaving it to muse at why.
     
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  11. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I tell the bedrock that it was adopted and no one has really ever loved it or wanted it around.
     
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  12. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Danny Phantom

    I rob the bedrock of it’s dignity
     
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  13. fango pango

    fango pango You're My Man Of War

    I portray the Bedrock in a Theatre production of "Destroy the Block of Bedrock." It gets panned due to the bordering racist undertones about how all Bedrocks are bad guys, and my performance leads to me getttin death threats from all kinds of interesting folk through the mail.

    I staple these death threads to the Bedrock.
     
  14. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Why did I subject myself to this a 2nd time?

    I use the bedrock to sew myself a suit of armor.
     
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  15. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I force the bedrock to wear Justin Bieber’s hideous looking clothing line for all eternity!

    *edit* I noticed that I already posted three attempts. Please ignore this until the next tally.
     
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2019
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  16. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I make the bedrock tally its own damage
     
  17. Dragalge

    Dragalge Still eyecatchy

    I say I have settled! And I say we have a WINNER! Read below and see who won!

    I think I might now prefer those compared to the ones today aside from the now-dead steamed hams. -11,224
    Hugh Mungus -12,443
    I will not fall under this! -11,459
    :corn:
    *eats the corn*
    -11,799
    It becomes allergic to the unfinished bedrocks from the other threads. -11,220
    The police are looking for someone who stole a ferret from a pet store. -11,455
    You didn't kill the bedrock but you looted more bullets! -12,532
    Will you though -11,690
    It's here! You destroyed its 8th distant cousin though. -12,604
    It can't even clear the rings level -12,044

    Damage increase! Now the damage dealt can be from 12,000 to 14,500
    Bedrock: WHAT IS WRONG MAN? YOU CAN TELL. I AM A SENTIENT BEDROCK AFTER ALL. ;_; -12,783
    It fell down inside her mind -12,638
    It broke. You outta know you bought it! -12,560
    They make the bedrock into the U.S. Border Wall -13,264
    You give the bedrock minor brain damage -12,410
    The bedrock laughs with you -12,559
    I despise Bastiodon but it does do effective damage to a bedrock considering what it's composed of -13,208

    @Yureishi With this post, I say you have officially destroyed the first bedrock once and for all with you attack! Congratulations! You will have your username and attack inscribed into the hall of fame (in which I'll later revamp with including the past winners too!)! Spite DefaultAsAwesome would be proud of you!

    As for the rest of your attacks, rest assured, I will not let them go to waste! In fact all of your current untallied attacks (I'll even include your fourth one for now Captain Jigglypuff) will be damage that will be dealt to the next bedrock!

    Someone plz post so I don't double post. We did it, people! More than a month of bedrock destroying already! It will last a long while as long as I'm here! Maybe forever! Isn't the unseen future funny? It is!
     
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  18. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    geese
     
  19. Dragalge

    Dragalge Still eyecatchy

    First things first @fango pango is an official tallyist so make sure to give him plenty of parsnips! Second, because of the very first bedrock's defeat, we ended up starting a chain reaction of the unfinished bedrocks from the other threads in where they also got destroyed as a result! So now we're in new, fresh bedrock territory!

    So with that said, here's the first bedrock of the new era: The Bedrock Burger: This bedrock is actually a burger joint but with low wages towards its employees! Can you destroy this place and free the employees from low pay and terrible working conditions? The HP starts at 35,000 with the damage output starting at 60 - 90 and after that increases every 30 HP from the last highest possible amount of damage that can be dealt. But wait! Before any new attacks are done, time for me to calculate the ones not tallied yet!


    Not anymore. =) -71

    Intoxicating! 74

    Its suffered enough brain damage ffs don't make it deaf too -87

    </3 -78
    Burgers have many layers -73

    Death threads -90

    You fall on your back and you can't get up. -76

    Its all good! But yee it is hideous. -74

    Plz do bedrock. -77

    Remaining HP: 34,300/35,000

    And begin!

    (Note that I haven't figured out a good balance of HP and damage output yet for this so as this game goes on, I'll continue to adjust if needed! Stay updated!)
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2019
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  20. GiddyupGal

    GiddyupGal why is lent so long?

    the bedrock activates my trap card
     

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