the bedrock activates my trap card
It was Gift Card, and actually healed the Bedrock. Funny that. +30
I pressure the bedrock into experimenting with marijuana
You pressure the Bedrock so hard that it collapses into itself. -77
I'll force the bedrock to listen to me ranting about weather.
The Bedrock has never been more bored by anything more than it is bored of your ranting about weather. The dull tone, the blank facial expressions, the lack of any real knowledge of the weather cycle. The Bedrock slept through half of it, so it only took half the damage it would have taken otherwise. -43
I stand away from the bedrock, I do not approach it, I walk away, I becon for it to follow but it cannot, I turn around and sigh, I fade away but the bedrock does not forget.
The Bedrock sits there, unmoving externally, but moved internally by your absence. -81 for the psychological damage due to you leaving.
I'll spoil the plot twists of every single work of fiction ever to the bedrock
The Bedrock isn't really one for fiction. It's actually more into True Crime. Though you ruining the end of the Sixth Sense did leave a sour taste in the Bedrock's mouth. -64
I allow Jack Jack from The Incredibles use the bedrock as a chew toy!
Sounds like vore. The Bedrock doesn't approve, but is still used as a chewtoy by Jack Jack, dealing heavy mental & physical damage. -90
I'll hire the world's best tortures to torture the bedrock.
You don't know how to use the tortures, so sadly the Bedrock remains unscathed. -0
I deliver a villainous speech to the bedrock about the inevitability of it's fate. Which goes something like this
'Ah, bedrock ,you hippopotamic landmass, your fate is sealed as are the fates of all. Nothing awaits you but destruction. Your demise is this unstoppable thing riding ever closer and there is naught you can to do halt it. evil laugh'
The Bedrock applauds your villainous speech, before being hit by the unstoppable gavel of time. -74
I send out a sharknado with lasers to destroy the bedrock!
Sounds like an
EXTREME attack on a
NOT EXTREME Bedrock. -84
I obligate the bedrock to fish a Shiny Feebas on Pokémon Ruby.
The Bedrock gets lucky and only has to spend about an hour doing the hunting, however that hour is so dull the Bedrock bashed its head on a nearby Bedrock. -67
I force the bedrock to do a
PunishmentLocke of BW2 Challenge Mode
The Bedrock fails spectacularly, losing the first battle. -80 due to the damage to its ego.
I unleash a hungry Munchlax at the Bedrock.
The Munchlax tries biting into the Bedrock, but breaks all its teeth. The Bedrock remains unscathed. -0
Remaining HP: 33,670/35,000