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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 5: The Cult

Discussion in 'Games' started by Dragalge, Jan 1, 2019.

  1. WizardTrubbish

    WizardTrubbish much more beastly

    I pressure the bedrock into experimenting with marijuana
     
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  2. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll force the bedrock to listen to me ranting about weather.
     
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  3. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I stand away from the bedrock, I do not approach it, I walk away, I becon for it to follow but it cannot, I turn around and sigh, I fade away but the bedrock does not forget.
     
  4. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll spoil the plot twists of every single work of fiction ever to the bedrock
     
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  5. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I allow Jack Jack from The Incredibles use the bedrock as a chew toy!
     
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  6. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll hire the world's best tortures to torture the bedrock.
     
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  7. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I deliver a villainous speech to the bedrock about the inevitability of it's fate. Which goes something like this

    'Ah, bedrock ,you hippopotamic landmass, your fate is sealed as are the fates of all. Nothing awaits you but destruction. Your demise is this unstoppable thing riding ever closer and there is naught you can to do halt it. evil laugh'
     
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  8. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I send out a sharknado with lasers to destroy the bedrock!
     
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  9. Yureishi

    Yureishi Well-Known Member

    I obligate the bedrock to fish a Shiny Feebas on Pokémon Ruby.
     
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  10. Mr Spaz

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  11. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I unleash a hungry Munchlax at the Bedrock.
     
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  12. fango pango

    fango pango You're My Man Of War

    It was Gift Card, and actually healed the Bedrock. Funny that. +30

    You pressure the Bedrock so hard that it collapses into itself. -77

    The Bedrock has never been more bored by anything more than it is bored of your ranting about weather. The dull tone, the blank facial expressions, the lack of any real knowledge of the weather cycle. The Bedrock slept through half of it, so it only took half the damage it would have taken otherwise. -43

    The Bedrock sits there, unmoving externally, but moved internally by your absence. -81 for the psychological damage due to you leaving.

    The Bedrock isn't really one for fiction. It's actually more into True Crime. Though you ruining the end of the Sixth Sense did leave a sour taste in the Bedrock's mouth. -64

    Sounds like vore. The Bedrock doesn't approve, but is still used as a chewtoy by Jack Jack, dealing heavy mental & physical damage. -90

    You don't know how to use the tortures, so sadly the Bedrock remains unscathed. -0

    The Bedrock applauds your villainous speech, before being hit by the unstoppable gavel of time. -74

    Sounds like an EXTREME attack on a NOT EXTREME Bedrock. -84

    The Bedrock gets lucky and only has to spend about an hour doing the hunting, however that hour is so dull the Bedrock bashed its head on a nearby Bedrock. -67

    The Bedrock fails spectacularly, losing the first battle. -80 due to the damage to its ego.

    The Munchlax tries biting into the Bedrock, but breaks all its teeth. The Bedrock remains unscathed. -0

    Remaining HP: 33,670/35,000
     
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  13. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll drop the bedrock into an erupting supervolcano.
     
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  14. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I use a time machine to take the bedrock to the time of it's demise and force it to watch, I do not let the bedrock find out when this is, so that it's looming destruction ever hangs over it.
     
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  15. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I hit the Bedrock with a diamond pickaxe.
     
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  16. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I launch a missile launcher at the bedrock!
     
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  17. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus That cool dude

    I free the bedrock from it's torment replacing it with another bed rock. I Then find the freed bedrock and use it's guilt to manipulate it into taking back it's old place and thus freeing the replacement bedrock.This leaves the bedrock perpetually unsure of whether or not it made the right call.
     
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  18. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll refuse to vaccinate the bedrock.
     
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  19. Mr Spaz

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    I throw the remains of every past bedrock at the current one.
     
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  20. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    I'll disrespect the bedrock's ancestors.
     
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