Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

[General Nonsense]

I do something mysterious to the bedrock.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I do something painfully obvious to the bedrock. (That is, throw something at it.)

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I dump pee on the bedrock

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I force feed RIANBOWS OF HAPPINESS down the bedrocks throat, effectively making it taste the Rianbow.
with no skittles harmed ©.©

 

[Br0k3n s0Ul]

I force the bedrock into a New Year's Eve party where the music is 20 decibels over the threshold of pain and even is yelling their heads of at the end of the countdown, using noise makers, popping balloons, and drinking non-alcoholic cider.

(This happened to me. I cried. Yes, I cried.)

 

[Conquering Storm]

I storm up to the bedrock and tell it that it is the worst bedrock ever and should be ashamed of itself and I'm never talking to it again, then storm off again without telling it what exactly that was about.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I storm up to the bedrock and tell it that it is the worst bedrock ever and should be ashamed of itself and I'm never talking to it again, then storm off again without telling it what exactly that was about.

did the bed rock steal your GF?
I leapfrog the bedrock

 

[Br0k3n s0Ul]

I turn the bedrock into marshmallows and shoot the marshmallows into space (I don't think that breaks any rules, but with all sense, that would destroy it, right?).

 

[Celestial Moth]

I conduct a comet from outa space into the bedrock.

 

[Conquering Storm]

did the bed rock steal your GF?

Just to clarify, I am female.

Anyway: I tell my sister that the bedrock hates David Tennant, then sit back with some popcorn and watch the carnage.

 

[Venyos10]

I use my awesome arbok-ness to constrict the bedrock 'til it pops

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I put the bedrock in Lillie's bag, and tell it that it can't escape on any conditions. Unlike Nebby, the bedrock agrees, and I never let it out. The bedrock dies of starvation and suffocation.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

i boop the bedrock

 

[Conquering Storm]

I whale on the bedrock. As in, drop a whale from orbit on it.

 

[Br0k3n s0Ul]

Just to clarify, I am female.

Anyway: I tell my sister that the bedrock hates David Tennant, then sit back with some popcorn and watch the carnage.

I tell your sister that the bedrock said that Rose is the worst companion (I hope I'm getting this right) and watch yet more carnage.

 

[Klizcool]

The bedrock is protested against by progressive internet groups stating that there are more than just three types of rock.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I sneak up behind the bedrock with my powers of ninja-level stealthiness, then punch it with my powers of Hulk-Smash-level strength.

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I make the bedrock meet Roy
So then he can practice his vamp ninja skills more.
Maybe as well as drink blood

 

[Br0k3n s0Ul]

As the bedrock is composing a post, I ninja it. With a Greninja smiley.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I crash a large rocket carrying a payload of hydrogen into the bedrock.