Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

[DracosWulfgar]

I place an apple on the bed rocks head.
then I take a blaster saying I wanna practice my skills.
I fire about fifty times but the apple was never hit.
BINGO I HIT IT PERFECTLLY!!!!!!!!!
the bed rock never taalks to me again, nor comes within fifty miles of me.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I take Charlie Sheen to the rock and give him a bunch of drugs and alcohol and let him do his thing!

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I throw the bedrock up in the air
for funzies
(also if sketchie doesn't judge soon I might just have to)

 

[Dragalge]

I show the bedrock all of its missed opportunities in life.

 

[Klizcool]

I use logic against the bedrock.

(also if sketchie doesn't judge soon I might just have to)

I mean, I'm sure some of you know I'm very capable of doing so, but I figure I'll take a backseat to this bedrock thread. I'd rather keep my daily posts away from tallying for a while.

 

[General Nonsense]

(also if sketchie doesn't judge soon I might just have to)

That's a lotta posts, good luck friend.

I warn the bedrock of its inevitable demise.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I challenge the bedrock to a multiplayer battle on [insert video game here], and proceed to pwn it utterly.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

That's a lotta posts, good luck friend.

I warn the bedrock of its inevitable demise.

(well I mean it is a load off sketchie)
I slap the bedrock
with an eel

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I take and use Rain wing acid on the bedrock...... Oh right it wont work on that.....
WELL HOW ABOUT ARBOK ACID

 

[BladeForge]

I hit it with a spoon. Again and again and again.

 

[Klizcool]

I make half a tally of the damage done so far and delete it. Then I take my iPad and smash it on the bedrock so I never put myself through that again.

 

[NPT]

I make a monkey out of the bedrock.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

I hit it with a spoon. Again and again and again.

Haha XD is that a reference to the Spoon Murder trailer thing?

I hit the bedrock with the Animal Crossing Silver Shovel.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I hit the bedrock with a bedrock

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I bring a non-angry Hulk to the bedrock and tell him that it just insulted his mother and let the Hulk smash it!

 

[BladeForge]

Haha XD is that a reference to the Spoon Murder trailer thing?

I hit the bedrock with the Animal Crossing Silver Shovel.

Yeah, it is! ;p

I Shove the bedrock into a box and ship it across the ocean.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I drop anvils on the bedrock, followed by hammers, tongs, the forge, and eventually the whole blacksmith's shop.

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I make the bedrock fall asleep,
Then I dreamweave it plesant dreams.
Cute Bunnys and Kittens, Puppys etc...
Then They transform into ragging monsters and try hunting the bedrock down.
it tries to wake up, But I force it back to sleep

 

[BladeForge]

I drop a cat on the bedrock. They bond, and then I brutally murder the cat in front of the bedrock. But -plot twist- THE CAT'S IMMORTAL! So I hide it from the bedrock so the bedrock thinks its dead.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I drop a cat on the bedrock. The bedrock experiences a brief moment of thinking that it has its friend back before the cat turns out to be a different cat with a much worse temper and brutally savages the bedrock.