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Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

Discussion in 'Games' started by fango pango, Jan 15, 2016.

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  1. Truly Deceptive

    Truly Deceptive It is I: ME!

    I carve the bedrock's heart out with a spoon. An industrial diamond-edged spoon.
  2. Shattersoul

    Shattersoul Maniac

    I grab a magic minigun, stand uprange of the bedrock, and empty rounds into it until the bullet casings carpet the ground for miles around.
  3. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    I inform the bedrock that I changed my avatar for the first time in many many months.
  4. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Sweet Justice

    I do things to the bedrock.

    What kind of things?

    Terrible things.

    Unspeakable things.

    Horrible things

    Such bad bad things.
  5. Dragalge

    Dragalge Countey

    I can't take on this bedrock alone. Looks like I need to contact my extraterrestrial buddy, Galactalge from another galaxy far away from this one to lend me his death ray.

    -Five hours later this happened-

    Now how do I use this thing *presses a button and the death ray hits the bedrock*. What? It needs more matter for another blast? I told Galactalge to give me at least 100 charges.
  6. Shattersoul

    Shattersoul Maniac

    I introduce the bedrock to the wonderful world of "Flesh tunnelling".

    (Google face tunnelling piercings. Oh dear god.)
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2016
  7. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I introduce the bedrock to a female bedrock. I kill the female bedrock in front of the original bedrock.
  8. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    I suplex the bedrock just because I can.
  9. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    An anvil falls on the bedrock cartoon-style
  10. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Sweet Justice

    I shoot laser beams at the bedrock.
  11. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    Rocks fall, everyone dies. Including the bedrock.
  12. Sketchie

    Sketchie blue.

    so i found out it's kind of easier to focus on writing a roleplay reply if i do this also so here we go

    Nor could I, and so I wrote the rest of the song. Wrote and recorded in six hours. (I hope I know what I do for y'all, and I hope you enjoy my hyperfocused craze of yesterday.) -28

    (The above is a link to Soundcloud, if your device doesn't like it, here it is on bandcamp. Chorus was written for me by Monster Guy, and the line just before the final chorus is an actual attack made by General Nonsense. Both links have the option to download, if you really want the song.)

    No! Not the dreaded blueberry! -26

    The acid dissolves the rock I think. I don't actually remember half of eighth grade science, which is the last time I was told about rocks. (Probably because the teacher hated me and insisted on putting me in the back of the room so I "wouldn't talk to anyone." (I talked to myself, just to spite him.)) -25

    Aaaand while we're on the subject of science, yes! That would truly wreck the rock! Yay for that one guy's scale of how hard rocks are! Woo-hoo! Science! -30

    You're cleaning that up, bucko. Here's the broom. Start sweepin'. -29

    The bedrock doesn't recognize you for a second. How destructiony. (Neither did I tbh, I thought you were Schade for a second.) -2

    *gasps!* Oh, the specificity! -23

    Man, how many dragalge are there..? Shoulda made sure you had those hundred charges tho. -20

    nope nope nope nopE NOPE NOPE NOPE -27

    *sighs* Killing for shock value, check. -17

    BOOYEAH. -29

    Ah-ha, classic anvils. :') -25

    You and your varying spectrums of light. -21

    That's it everybody. We're all dead, we can go home now. -26

    Damage Done This Post: 328
    Damage Done Overall: 1854
    HP Remaining: 2046/3900
    Damage Counter: 0-30, 0-35 in 54 damage.

    So, curious, does anyone actually read these posts...?
  13. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    Yes, I do read these, they are always delightful to read =D

    And the bedrock song was hilarious XD

    I punch the bedrock in delight.
  14. Shattersoul

    Shattersoul Maniac

    Holy damn, you actually recorded that? Nice.

    (Nice voice, btw)

    I like to read the reactions to the... various... things that I put forward. (I apparently specialize in psychological attacks.)

    I show the bedrock a video about the hatching of surinam toad eggs.
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2016
  15. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Sweet Justice

    Your comments are the only reason I post here actively. :p

    I can't hear the song ATM, but I love the lyrics.

    I carve them into the bedrock.
  16. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    The moon crashes on the bedrock
  17. Rotom Router

    Rotom Router Just Won't Stay Dead

    I drop the prized souffle the bedrock has slaved over in hopes of finally winning that contest on the floor. Then the bedrock accidentally steps on it.
  18. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Sweet Justice

    I assassinate the bedrock.
  19. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    I play the bedrock for a fool.
  20. Shattersoul

    Shattersoul Maniac

    I hurl the bedrock THROUGH the place beyond nonexistence.
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