Truly Deceptive
It is I: ME!
I carve the bedrock's heart out with a spoon. An industrial diamond-edged spoon.
♪I come in like a wrecking ball
I hit this bedrock very hard
All I want is to break this rock
And I wrecked it♪
♪I come in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just close my eyes and swing
Leave it crashing in a blazing fall
I'm gonna wreck this rock
Yeah, I'm gonna wreck this rock♪
I couldn't help myself.
I turn the bedrock into a blueberry.
I throw acid at the bedrock.
I carve the bedrock's heart out with a spoon. An industrial diamond-edged spoon.
I grab a magic minigun, stand uprange of the bedrock, and empty rounds into it until the bullet casings carpet the ground for miles around.
I inform the bedrock that I changed my avatar for the first time in many many months.
I do things to the bedrock.
What kind of things?
Terrible things.
Unspeakable things.
Horrible things
Such bad bad things.
I can't take on this bedrock alone. Looks like I need to contact my extraterrestrial buddy, Galactalge from another galaxy far away from this one to lend me his death ray.
-Five hours later this happened-
Now how do I use this thing *presses a button and the death ray hits the bedrock*. What? It needs more matter for another blast? I told Galactalge to give me at least 100 charges.
I introduce the bedrock to the wonderful world of "Flesh tunnelling".
(Google face tunnelling piercings. Oh dear god.)
I introduce the bedrock to a female bedrock. I kill the female bedrock in front of the original bedrock.
I suplex the bedrock just because I can.
An anvil falls on the bedrock cartoon-style
I shoot laser beams at the bedrock.
Rocks fall, everyone dies. Including the bedrock.
So, curious, does anyone actually read these posts...?
So, curious, does anyone actually read these posts...?