Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

[BladeForge]

I don't give the bedrock any christmas presents.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I tell the bedrock its on the naughty list

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I unleash a fury of poison jabs on the bed rock.

 

[Venyos10]

I throw a planet at the bedrock

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I cut the bedrock

 

[NPT]

I vent my frustrations on the bedrock as I wait for the next tally.

 

[BladeForge]

I slap the bedrock with a fish.
The fish is decorated with spiky ornaments and pine tree needles.
Tree fish slap.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

i make the bedrock face an angry gazeebo

 

[General Nonsense]

I drop the moon on the bedrock.

 

[NPT]

I *pjtktnhswtlagcjajipvlt* the bedrock.

 

[Venyos10]

I take the bedrock to my basement and do unspeakable things to it.
Then the bedrock makes a book about its horrible fifteen-year experience, that ends with the bedrock's child freeing it from my basement.
That book becomes a blockbuster movie that sells millions
The bedrock becomes rich
Then my plan is enacted...
I hack into the bedrock's bank account, spend all its money, then laugh at it from my solid gold yacht as it cries next to the river, because it has no family or friends. Or a house.
(extra points if you've seen Room, the movie or the book.)

 

[DracosWulfgar]

I take the bedrock and do stuff so horrible and evil that I can't type here cause you people would get nightmares.

 

[Turtonator]

I explode my shell on the bedrock.

 

[Conquering Storm]

I take the bedrock into Minecraft, where it decides to go mining and, by some amazing luck, finds a huge deposit of gold ore straight off the bat.

Then, as it hurries back to its base to put the ore safely in a chest, it gets ambushed and blown up by a creeper.

To add insult to injury, I immediately grab all the bedrock's dropped items before it can return from the spawn point.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

I unleash the fury of my lycanroc's z-move on the bedrock

 

[Conquering Storm]

I trap the bedrock in

THE NEVER-ENDING FLOWCHART OF DOOM!

 

[QueenUnfezant]

I use the POWER OF LE BANANAS to crush the bedrock.

 

[kawaiiconcept]

my avatar attacks the bedrock

 

[Conquering Storm]

I dump all the snow we're getting here down the back of the bedrock's shirt.

 

[BladeForge]

I appear at the bedrock's door and say this:

*Knock knock knock-knock knock knock* "Bedrock? Do you wanna build a snooooooowwwwwwmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? C'mon let's go and play! I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone awayyyyyyyyyyyy...."

I think you can guess what comes next.