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Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

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Mr Spaz

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I give the bedrock's daughter a recorder and sheet music for "Let It Go"

I then leave before the bedrock's daughter begins torturing it.
 

DracosWulfgar

what ever........
Poor poor bedrock, having to deal with Frozen stuff * clicks tounge * Tsk Tsk Tsk

* takes a bucket of hot water that freezes faster in the winter and dumps it on the bedrock *
But I dont care the Cold never bothered me anyways.
 

DracosWulfgar

what ever........
Huh yeah you could be more like this * Malicous grin*


I take the bedrock, tie it down on a giant stone slab, take out a huge knife and slice into the bedrock.
After drawing its blood I take the knife and lick the blood enjoying its pain.
After drinking its blood I ruin its life by destorying its family bonds using a blood spell ritual.
Then I preform a blood tying spell on it, enabling me to control its every move.
I then force it to start stabbing its self with my knife.
 

kawaiiconcept

TOP OF THE MORNIN'
thats more warlock than anything
for good measure:
I force the bedrock to work the nightshift at a childrens puzza restraunt...
where the anamantronics are rumored to host the souls of dead children...
and they want to stuff the security gaurd
into an empty animantronic suit. Which would lock up if the bedrock moved at all
and kill it
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I take the bedrock to an amusement park and put it on the fastest, twistiest roller coaster there.

And the roller coaster never stops. It goes on speeding around the track, growing faster with each circuit.

Even in the black of eternal night, it will not end. There will be only the bedrock and the rails and the terror.

MUAHAHAHAHAAAA.
 

BladeForge

Happy Person
I force the bedrock to ride a horse.
Ah, the beautiful wind and horse hair whipping in its face..... They ride off together into the sunset.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
Kirby eats the bedrock.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I make the bedrock watch over a zillion screaming toddler girls at a birthday party.
 

BladeForge

Happy Person
I magically disappear the bedrock with my magic wizard hat.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I lazer the bedrock. (Not laser. Lazer. The Z makes it much more destructive.)
 

BladeForge

Happy Person
I cram the bedrock into a small bottle of highly carbonated soda.
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
I write out a long and creative attack that inflicts massive damage on the bedrock and look super cool doing it.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I fire ostrich eggs out of a potato cannon at the bedrock.
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
I summon a mod to tally the damage to the bedrock whooooOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo
I slap the bedrock so hard he ends up in the shadow realm.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I sneak up behind the bedrock and make sudden modem noises at it.
 
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