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Destroy the Block of Bedrock v3: New Rock on the Block

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BladeForge

Happy Person
I let a snake swallow the bedrock whole and slowly eat away at the bedrock with deadly, corrosive stomach acids.
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
The bedrock gets run over by a giant rolling boulder, which then turns into a lava monster and starts shooting fireballs at it. (Pyroclastic Fiend Scaldera, Earth Temple, Skyward Sword. Best Zelda boss I've yet encountered.)
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
I place the bedrock into a box with a live grenade and a vial of acid and let the box become Schodiinger's bedrock. It is now both destroyed and unharmed at the same time!
 
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Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I hit the bedrock with a snake.
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
Okay, I'm going to be nice and help out Sketchie and do a tally, so give me a little bit of time. I'm literally going through a month of posts.
 

BladeForge

Happy Person
Wow, lots of posts. I'll just not post until you've tallied then, Klizcool!
 

Conquering Storm

Driver of the Aegis
I hire Michael Bay and a team of demolition experts to make the bedrock's life more...interesting.

(I won't post again until you've tallied, Klizcool – I just thought of this one yesterday and couldn't resist posting it.)
 

Sketchie

literally some guy
I don't know how much Klizcool is tallying, but I do want to say that once everything is caught up (... if that will ever happen), I am restarting this thread. I have the correct permissions, and the new thread has been written up for months now...
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
I don't know how much Klizcool is tallying, but I do want to say that once everything is caught up (... if that will ever happen), I am restarting this thread. I have the correct permissions, and the new thread has been written up for months now...

Well I learned I have an ungodly amount of homework to work on, and my tally is only on page 3/6 so you're probably better off doing the hard reset. I thought I could bang it out in a night of drunken posting but apparently I was not prepared for this back log.

Here's what I do have done said:
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it. I told myself and promised myself and I just couldn't stay away. Thank god I'm not on drugs, I'd never get off of them. I'm only doing this for the one time. Please oh please don't make me do it again daddy. I'll be a good boy, I swear!

I tell the bedrock it's banned!

May the heavy weight of the ban hammer aid you into future victories! -25

(anxiety can be hard sketchie I too have anxiety. I'm glad you feel better)
I give the bedrock my OCD

I was gonna tell a joke but I don't really feel like offending anyone. (See,mi haven't been spending that much time on 4chan.) -26

I rip into the bedrock to take out my anger on it.
DIEEEEE BEDROCK DIE.

TRY TALLYING AND SEEING HOW ANGRY YOU GET -26

I barf on it some more
Then I make it breed with a ditto
Get a 6IV bedrock
and smash it against the old bedrock

Too bad it was also a shiny. -27

I give the bedrock a sugar overload. Not only does this make the bedrock unhealthy, but it causes the bedrock to go hyper. Unfortunately, as it is blind, this moment of being hyper is cut short by the bedrock slamming into a wall made out of poison spikes.

The bedrock loses its feet to diabetus. -30

MORBID MUCH?!
I eat the bedrock
just eat it
Then, two days later, instead of actually being a normal poop, the bedrock must endurethe worst torture of all:
Three spin cycles in the washing machine after being cemented to my underpants as a WET FART!!!!!

It's posts like this that make me not miss tallying. Godspeed Sketchie. -26

I cause small fissures to open all over the bedrock, fill the fissures with marshmallows, and put the bedrock in a giant microwave...with a halved grape on top of it.

Prepare for plasma. And flaming lava marshmallows.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
I set my schools microwave on fire by accident once
-28

I leave the bedrock til it's sorry life has ceased
Alone and loveless there, with just the rock in the mirror
Just him and it
The Wicked Rock of the East
They deserve each other

:p

At this point my iPad did the thing where it doesn't select text and I set here slamming my fingers against it like an idiot. HURR DURR HOW DO I COPY TEXT HURRRRR -26

THAT WICKED REFERENCE THO
I use thunderbolt on the bedrock

You drained it's magika. -28

I've been making The Little Mermaid musical for Sketchie, now it's time to reference a different musical.

I'll do more when I think of them.

I make the Bedrock star in Rock-ed the musical. :p

I could have dated a Rock Star

I had a chance to be famous
A chance to be world wide
I had a chance to be on magazines
My face printed on the front side
I had a chance to live in a mansion
And personally adorn the inside
But when I think back and look at my chances
I can't help but smile at the choices I've made

I could have dated a rock star
But I chose you instead
I could have been with famous
But I'm with you instead
I could have made the world jealous
But I picked you instead
And girl if I had to choose again
You know that Id pick you a thousand times ten

I could have been a movie star
And put my face on the silver screen
I could have been a novelist
And write about where I've been
I could have been a painter
And show people what I've seen
But when I think back and look at my chances
I can't help but feel so happy with the choice that I've made

I could have dated a rock star
But I chose you instead
I could have been with famous
But I'm with you instead
I could have made the world jealous
But I picked you instead
And girl if I had to choose again
You know that Id pick you a thousand times ten

Maybe I should be a comedian
Because you think I'm funny
Maybe I should be a bee keeper
Since you call me honey
Maybe I should be a weatherman
Since I make your gray skies sunny
And when I think of all these things that I could be
I can't help but smile at things I am I to you

I could have dated a rock star
But I chose you instead
I could have been with famous
But I'm with you instead
I could have made the world jealous
But I picked you instead
And girl if I had to choose again
You know that Id pick you a thousand times ten

You sure make me love who I am
Because of you I can see what really matters
I always thought, I had to look to the stars
That to be happy I had to be on top of the world
But you showed me how to stay on the ground
And taught me how to appreciate being here on earth
I can't help but stress how much you mean to me
You're the only shining star in the sky that I can see

I could have dated a rock star
But I chose you instead
I could have been with famous
But I'm with you instead
I could have made the world jealous
But I picked you instead
And girl if I had to choose again
You know that Id pick you a thousand times ten

I could have dated a rock star
But I chose you instead
I could have been with famous
But I'm with you instead
I could have made the world jealous
But I picked you instead
And girl if I had to choose again
You know that Id pick you a thousand times ten
-29

I make the bedrock deal with an extremely uncooperative CAPTCHA program.

Please select pictures of storefronts. *all pictures of food*
I need to start drinking. -28

I have the bedrock cook while I'm out only to burn itself from dropping a pan of scalding water onto itself.

My girlfriend burned MacNCheese (Kraft Dinner for Canadians) because she didn't know that she needed to add water. -26

I throw an Ultra Ball and catch the bedrock. I nickname it Mr. Cuddlebuns. :3

That's so cuuuuuutttttttteeeeeeee -30

I throw the bedrock into that one M.C. escher picture of people on stairs

Like when Bender fell down them in Futurama -27

I airdrop the contents of several crates marked "ACME Dynamite & Anvils" onto the bedrock. And just when it thinks it's over, the crates themselves get dropped on it.

Pretty sure I saw the Coyote do this to catch the Road Runner. -28

The bedrock gets hit by a raging bull.

BULLS ON PARADE. -27

I confuzzle the bedrock!

Tallying has me in a tizzy -26

I make the bedrock do the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz. (Look it up on YouTube; I don't have a link.)

It's 12 A.M in the morning, I'll take your word for it. -28

Solgaleo uses Sunsteel Strike on the Bedrock.

I CANT KEEP UP WITH THESE NEWFANGLED POKEMON AND THEIR DOUBKE TYPE MOVES. -28

I take the bedrock into a secret lab, where anyone listening at the door would hear faint crackling and whimpering noises, followed by me saying "I wonder how high this dial goes," followed by increasingly loud electrical noises and whatever sound bedrock makes when it screams.

Our dials go up to 11. Most go up to 10, but ours go up to 11. -28

I make the bedrock wait for Sketchie.

You get me instead. Who may or may not be drinking. -26

I put the bedrock in orbit, enlarge it to moon size, and nudge it into the earth's Roche limit.

If you liked then you should have put a mass inside its Roche limit.
I love xkcd. -30

i push a giant red button
the bedrock EXPLODES

Too bad I can't post gifs using my iPad anymore. -28

I make the bedrock read 50 Shades of Grey eight times.

I read that once. Not. -27

I make the bedrock read the other novels in the series eight times each as well.

I am a child of God, what is this. -27

What if we tried more power?

I try more power.

I f*cking love xkcd -28

I make the bedrock post in every RPG Sketchie is in.

Is that give or bad I don't know what is this what is life did the banks kill Kennedy -25

i jump on the bedrock

How much do you weigh -25

I drop one million buses (empty of course) onto the bedrock.

No. They must be filled with children. Ethnic children. With diseases and disabilities. -25

I make the bedrock a laughing stock.

So it's me now. -27

I tell the bedrock that it will not go to space today.

Maybe tomorrow though -26

I freeze the bedrock solid.

You're a cold cold man -26

I go to the universal control panel and change the "durability of the bedrock" setting from "very hard" to "will vaporize if you touch it", then go throw bricks at the bedrock.

/toggle god mode -29

I shake the bedrock to see what will happen

It says "unclear, try again later" -27
 
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