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Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI: No More Mr. Gneiss Guy

Discussion in 'Games' started by Sketchie, Jul 25, 2019.

  1. Sketchie

    Sketchie blue.

    Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI
    "No More Mr. Gneiss Guy"

    Theme Song

    Long have I waited to take my game back. It has been well over the game limit time, and now, the prodigal Judge has returned.

    Welcome, welcome one and all, to a longstanding Serebii Forums tradition: breaking the rock of bedrock. I’m Sketchie, and I’ll be your loyal judge for today. Join us in physically and emotionally destroying a rock, with comradery and happy fun times of competition.

    The Basics
    There are a lot of rocks. Quite a few. Your job, as a valiant adventurer, is to tell me exactly how you destroy the rock. Some rocks have themes to them, most won’t. You guys already get the themes part down on your own, without me needing to tell you. I, the Judge, will tally depending on how strong your attack was.

    (Protip: while I do my best to judge fairly and logically, you are allowed to play your Judge. [see: clown make-up.])

    How do you destroy the bedrock? Well, my good buddy, you can do just about anything. For example:

    Then for the tallying:


    Commandments

    1) All SPPF rules apply.
    2) No flaming, trolling and spamming.
    3) Never post the same attack twice, or copy someone else’s attack. It’s lazy, boring, and I will tally it as a 0, and possibly report it for spam if it keeps happening.
    --- Attacks from the last game are valid.
    4) Be inventive with your attacks! It can be anything and everything within reason! (But positive things i usually give a 0 to. Don’t give it a sundae, it likes those things. However, I am not allowed to heal the bedrock, unless specifically stated otherwise.)
    --- 4a) Unless the theme states you can heal the bedrock, do not try to heal the bedrock. It's annoying and counterproductive.
    5) There's no need to sign up, just get posting!

    Judges -- accepting new judges at this time.
    Sketchie

    Mantlepiece of Champions:

    V2
    Freelance Rocker destroyer- QuagsireEOod
    The Rugged Individualist destroyer- SlenderMan0
    Sticks and Stones destroyer- Celestial Moth
    Soaring Pebbles destroyer- tleon
    Ghostly Road destroyer- SoulDialga
    NOreMal destroyer- SilverChiko
    Captain Bedbeard destroyer- PokemonTrainerY
    Candy Rocks destroyer- Pamizard
    Icy Granite destroyer- Shiny Swalot
    Shiny Bedrock destroyer- Rotom Router
    Molten Quartz destroyer - The desert spirit
    Bedrockinite destroyer + MegaBedrock destroyer - PokémonTrainerY
    Mini-Rull destroyer - dirkac
    Travel Gravel destroyer - General Nonsense
    Chip off the ol' Block destroyer - ~CallOfTheIndie~
    Bedrock #17 destroyer - Tsukuyomi56
    ORASphalt destroyer - N/A
    Head Turkey of Justice Destroyer - General Nonsense
    The Exhausting Bedrock Test of Disappointment, Self-L

    V3
    Arctic Tundrock - Tsukuyomi56 (v3)
    Tough to CrackRock - Monster Guy (v3)
    Bedrock Bedrock - Shattersoul (v3)
    -- Awards Ceremony
    Craig - Shattersoul (v3)
    It’s That Rock Again - Monster Guy (v3)

    V5
    The First Bedrock Ever From 2012 - Yureishi, February 6th, 2019


    Now what are you waiting for? ROCK ON!!

    Current Bedrock:
    Basic Binchrock
    HP: 500
    Damage Range: 0-10, due to the low HP range this range will probably not move unless I deem it moving too slow.
     
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  2. wolf jani

    wolf jani Cutting down lolicons

    I kick the bedrock
     
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  3. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I force the bedrock to watch the horror of Barney’s Great Adventure for all eternity!
     
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  4. wolf jani

    wolf jani Cutting down lolicons

    I unsubscribe the bedrock's Youtube channel
     
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  5. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    I blow up the rock using some powerful ACME TNT.
     
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  6. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    I drop an anvil on the Bedrock.
     
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  7. Dragalge

    Dragalge Why do you hate Lorde so much?

    Rodney Long: *takes a bit of a chunk of bedrock* Dude this piece of bedrock kicks ass and I can add this to my pet rock collection! I’m going to call it Stamp! *runs away with Stamp*
     
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  8. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    I have Machamp use Brick Break on the bedrock!
     
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  9. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Brings out a Snorlax that uses Earthquake on the rock.
     
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  10. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    I fire two warning shots. Into the bedrocks head.
     
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  11. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Doctor Who Fanatic

    I look at the bedrock with sad eyes and remind it of all it's failings, I ask it calmly to stop and think about the path it is on.
     
  12. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    I fix the bedrock a drink

    You know, some rocks just can’t hold their arsenic

    It had it coming
    It had it coming
    It took a flower
    In its prime
    And then he used it
    And he abused it
    It was a murder
    But not a crime!
     
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2019
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  13. wolf jani

    wolf jani Cutting down lolicons

    I throw an airplane at the bedrock
     
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  14. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Start up a tsunami and aim it at the rock.
     
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  15. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    The bedrock ran into my knife

    The bedrock ran into my knife ten times

    It had it coming
    It had it coming
    It only had itself to blame
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have seen it
    I betcha you would
    Have done the same!
     
  16. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Doctor Who Fanatic

    I put the bed rock in-between two enormous slices of bread in the hopes that someone will mistake it for a sandwich.
     
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  17. mehmeh1

    mehmeh1 Neutral force of Meh

    I become the bedrock and beat it in a battle of bedrock attrition
     
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  18. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Launch a torpedo at the rock.
     
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  19. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    I was in such a state of shock that your judging this again,
    I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
    It wasn't until later,
    when I was washing the blood off my hands
    I even knew the bedrock was dead.

    It had it coming
    It had it coming
    It had it coming all along
    I didn't do it
    But if I done it
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?
     
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  20. Sketchie

    Sketchie blue.

    good LORD this blew up in the uhhhhhhh seven hours it's been up

    Classic. Simple. Understandable. Don't hurt your foot. -5

    Roll 1d10 for psychic damage. (Google gave me a nat 10. Go you!) -10

    You whipped and nae nae'ed right out of the bedrock's heart. -6

    The bedrock is now soot black and smoking just a little. It looks at the camera with probable bewilderment. -9

    Along with being soot black, the bedrock is now flattened like an accordion. All subsequent attacks will be accompanied by accordion noises. -9

    I'm sure this would be a lot funnier and a lot more effective if I knew who Rodney Long was, but when I googled him I just found a 2.2 star real estate company. However, yes, this bedrock does in face kick ass. -2

    It's super effective! -8

    It's super effective! -10

    (Unfortunately, I have no idea what your pokemon's stats are, nor the stats of the bedrock,NOR how to figure out damage, so I just took the power rating, divided by 10 and rounded. You're welcome.)

    hE HAD IT COMIN' -8

    The bedrock feels no remorse. It will be That Basic and order enough Starbucks Pink Drinks to fill the ocean with filth. No ethical consumption under late stage capitalism, baby! -1

    HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAAAAAME -10 (points for finding my fave line)

    bEdRoCk/11 WaS aN iNsIdE jOB -5

    Quick question: how does one "start up" a tsunami? I imaging you pulling a little thingy to get the motor going, like you would a lawnmower. -8

    *cellblock tango noises* -7

    [​IMG]
    -7 for making me laugh.

    ... Does this mean you're the bedrock now? Are we breaking Serebii Forums user Mehmeh1? -4

    Yaaaaaaay explosions! -8

    Please join us for Bedrock Tango, the new hit musical by Monster Guy. -7

    Current Bedrock: Basic Binchrock
    Current Damage Rating: 1-10, no shifts
    Damage Done This Post: -114
    Current HP: 386/500
     

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