Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI: No More Mr. Gneiss Guy

[wolf jani]

I nuke the bedrock

 

[Monster Guy]

I break up with the bedrock over artistic differences
It sees itself as alive,
And I see it dead!

 

[wolf jani]

I'll manipulate bedrock's spouse & kids to think that it is having an affair. & so they leave it.

 

[Monster Guy]

I give the bedrock up
I let the bedrock down
I run around and desert it
I make the bedrock cry
I say goodbye
I tell a lie and hurt it

 

[wolf jani]

I throw the bedrock into the hadron collider

 

[AgentKallus]

I beat the bedrock in a bedrock look-a-like contest.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I send the bedrock on a one way trip to a black hole!

 

[Mr Spaz]

I flame, spam, and troll the bedrock

 

[Dragalge]

I explain the bedrock who Rodney Long is!

“Who is Rodney Long? Rodney Long is a human first introduced in SPPf Big Brother Season 3 who would try to catch the host, Glen the Ariados, in various occasions. Often renaming him Basket, Glen would eventually escape the clutches of Rodney Long. At the end of the season, one of the Big Brother security guards, Jasmine the Pheromosa, accidentally opened a one-time Ultra Wormhole to an alternate universe where humans don’t exist. This had led to Glen being sucked in along with the other security guards including Jasmine herself alongside a former houseguest, Sam Peterson IV the Turtonator, the runner-up to the final two, Janice the Tsareena, and Nigel the Big Brother house Raticate. Rodney followed them all in the Ultra Wormhole making him the only human in this new universe to exist. He is accompanied by his Pokemon Snack the Vikavolt, Sign the Mandibuzz, and Carpet the Meloetta. Prone to always saying what he loves to kick ass and laughing at things/moments he finds hilarious followed with a random action. Nicknames Pokemon he catches after the most random of things.”

The bedrock eventually gets confused to the point of banging itself along the floor.

 

[AgentKallus]

I force the bedrock to relive all it's worst memories which probably includes most if not all of this thread.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

I throw the Bedrock into the path of stampeding robot wildebeest.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I just put it into the path of a giant asteroid!

 

[Monster Guy]

The bedrock gets diabetes by gazing at my signature

 

[AgentKallus]

I help the bedrock fulfil all of it’s hopes and dreams but then it looks at me confused as if to ask why I’m helping it, I then reveal that now that it has achieved everything it has ever wanted to achieve that it’s life is all downhill from now on, and to emphasise my point I throw the bedrock off of a cliff.

 

[Monster Guy]

I tell the bedrock no
I tell it where to go
And say it’s only dreaming

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I flirt uncomfortably with the bedrock

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I take the rock to Hotel California, where it can never leave.

 

[Mr Spaz]

I defeat the bedrock in a children's trading card game

 

[AgentKallus]

I defeat the bedrock in a cards’ trading child game.

 

[wolf jani]

I summon the spirits of the bedrock's ancestors & they tell the bedrock how ashamed they are of it.