Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI: No More Mr. Gneiss Guy

[wolf jani]

I complain to the bedrock about how I'm out of ideas on how to attack it

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw a bunch of Funko Pops at the bedrock

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I give the bedrock some Pop Rocks and soda.

 

[keepitsimple]

I make the bedrock attack the bedrock, and then nobody tallies so he has no idea how much damage he took

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I arrest the bedrock for loitering. It gets 1,000,000,000 life sentences.

 

[AgentKallus]

I frame the bedrock for arson that was actually committed by Jimchar the Chimchar.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I force a Mewtwo to kick the bedrock off of a steep waterfall, that leads into a deadly volcano.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I have a Level 10 Machamp use Seismic Toss on the bedrock.

 

[AgentKallus]

I accuse the bedrock of high treason, and make sure it gets hanged, drawn and quartered.

 

[Monster Guy]

I cover the bedrock with paper

Paper > Rock

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

I stab the Bedrock with a lightsabre.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I go after the bedrock with Highlander's sword (the one from the tv show), kill it and then become immortal.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I make the bedrock immortal, then throw it into the Lake of Fire, where it will be subjected to the Second Death.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I make the bedrock watch every Badly made Christian propaganda film ever made including If Footmen Tire You Out, What Will Horses do?

 

[Mr Spaz]

I tell the bedrock to tally its own damage

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I destroyed all of the bedrock's video game save files for all of the games they've ever owned.

 

[wolf jani]

I burned the bedrock's dvd & cd collections

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I make the bedrock an informant for the mob. Since it remains silent, it is thrown into the ocean where it will erode.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

I pour hydrochloric acid on the Bedrock.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I make the bedrock so angry that it uses self-destruct.