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Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI: No More Mr. Gneiss Guy

Discussion in 'Games' started by Sketchie, Jul 25, 2019.

  1. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    I tie the bedrock up onto a rocket and send it off into space where it gets sent into a wormhole and then into a black hole and disintegrates.
     
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  2. Sketchie

    Sketchie blue.

    y’all, i am so sorry for the lateness of the next judge post. i have had little time between waking up and crawling back into bed to do Internet. I’ll do my best to squeeze in some time on sunday. fear not! your judge does not abandon you and encourages you to keep posting!
     
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  3. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

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  4. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

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  5. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    I bring in WWE wrestlers to beat up the bedrock.
     
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  6. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    I have Donkey Kong beat up the Bedrock.
     
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  7. Colt45

    Colt45 Cobalt

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  8. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I throw a glitter bomb at the bedrock
     
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  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    I send the Bedrock to the school as seen in the game Kindergarten where it keeps being killed off in various ways in an endless loop.
     
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  10. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    I other the bedrock a choice (or at least an illusion of choice) ,a 50/50 chance, I hold two cards behind my back, one in each hand. The two cards are the jack of hearts and the ace of clubs, I say that if it pick the jack of hearts I'll free it from its torment but if it picks the ace of clubs then I will fill it with water and then freeze it.

    Whichever hand it picks I make sure it gets the ace of clubs but I show it that it that I did have both cards to convince it that this wasn't a trick, hoping that knowing freedom was in reach and yet it failed will add to it's torment.
     
    Last edited: Aug 8, 2019
  11. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I carve a tombstone out of the bedrock

    It’s the bedrocks own tombstone, for when it gets destroyed.
     
  12. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    I curse the bedrock for all eternity.
     
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  13. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I disrespect the bedrock
     
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  14. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    I slap the bedrock silly.
     
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  15. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    I summon @Sketchie to tally the bedrock's damage for once in its miserable shell of a life.
     
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  16. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    I submerge the bedrock in water and then rapidly freeze the water, I repeat this process like I dunno 507 times.
     
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  17. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I slide into the bedrock’s DMs
     
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  18. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    I challenge the bedrock to a duel.
     
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  19. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Yune sneaks behind the Bedrock and tells it its most embarrassing secret.
     
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  20. Sketchie

    Sketchie blue.

    Alright, here's the deal. I am going to judge until our current bedrock is dead, then make a new post with the new rock. Thank you all so much for being patient with me, it's been one heckova month for me. Without further ado, let's DESTROY! THIS! ROCK!

    Cutting. No wife, no ancestors, and now no birthday. That's gotta be rough. -7

    Using the pokedex to your advantage, I see! I mean, Normal isn't very effective against Rock, but given the mass amount of Zangoose you've got there I'm sure it makes up for it. -9

    Well, we've already called it out, so I guess this is the logical next step. #cancelled #-6

    Do rocks dream? Do rocks have wives? Ancestors? Memory? How sentient exactly is this rock? -5

    Nice try, but it's a rock, not a vampire. It's not even a sparkling rock! (Though, you HAVE given me an idea as to what to do for an October bedrock...) -4

    Save your silver for an actual werewolf Mon. Now we've got one less

    Sounds like a you problem and not the bedrock's problem. -1

    Those things are... weird. I'll do some research on this attack and throw some at my sibling. -6

    Now, did you give it Pop Rocks as in the candy, or Pop Rocks as in Fatherly Rocks? Both are bad, be it the stickiness, or the shame... -8

    I feel like this is in reference to something. Can't quite put my finger on what. Someone help me out here. -7

    I'm sure it prefers...

    THE DEATH SENTENCE! -9

    Congratulations @TheWanderingMist!
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    With your 1B life sentences attached to the horrible crime of standing around, you have vanquished The Basic Binchrock, earning your place in the hall of champions! You shall be honored on the first post, and I'll whip up your celebratory userbar in a minute or so. Congratulations again!

    Current Bedrock: Basic Binchrock
    Current Damage Rating: 1-10, no shifts
    Damage Done This Post: -76
    Current HP: -1/500 = VANQUISHED

    who'se ready...... for some STONKS
     

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