Destroy the Block of Bedrock VI: No More Mr. Gneiss Guy

[wolf jani]

I reveal to the bedrock that it's parents are actually siblings.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I'd send the bedrock back in time to the extinction of the dinosaurs, where it gets smashed into smithereens by a giant meteor.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

I use a diamond drill on the Bedrock.

 

[Mr Spaz]

I make the bedrock watch every Fortnite stream ever created.

 

[wolf jani]

I force the bedrock to watch a Big Brother: Cringiest moments compilation.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I take the bedrock to California... just in time for an earthquake.

 

[wolf jani]

I take the bedrock to Yellowstone.... just in time for a supervolcano eruption.

 

[Monster Guy]

I take the bedrock to Florida... just in time for a hurricane.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I have the bedrock run for President and it falls apart from all the stress.

 

[AgentKallus]

I gather the remains of all he destroyed bedrocks and melt them down into molten lava, I then drown the bedrock in the molten remains of the past bedrocks, I make sure it knows where the lava came from.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

I strap the Bedrock to a rocket and launch it into the Sun.

 

[AgentKallus]

I trick the bedrock into clicking the link in my signature.

 

[wolf jani]

I demonetize the bedrock's Youtube channel.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I lock all of the bedrock's posts.

 

[AgentKallus]

I take the bedrock to the museum and try to get it interested in dinosaurs, telling it that the stock market was invented by a Dinosaur(metaphorically speaking). I then teach it all I know about dinosaurs, learning more about them my self in the process and then I send the bedrock back in time and it becomes the meteor that purportedly triggered the extinction event and once it sees what it has done, what it has become, I bring it back to the present and get it arrested for crimes against nature.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I force the bedrock to comprehend Time Cube.

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I force the bedrock to watch a Big Brother: Cringiest moments compilation.

Isn't that the same as just watching the show?

 

[Monster Guy]

I whack the bedrock

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

I make the bedrock sign away all of it's copyrights. It then goes broke and jumps off a bridge.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I tell the Diamond Authority that the bedrock is a major threat to all of the Gems and get them to blast it with their beams.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

I teach the bedrock Linear A. It longs to share its knowledge with the world, but as it has no way to communicate, its mind weeps silently in its stony prison.