Destroy the Block of Bedrock!

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For this game you pretty much are attacking a block of bedrock, which has one billion HP. You have to make up your own attacks to wear the bedrock down and break it.

The block of bedrock is a reference to Minecraft.

Bedrock's starting HP:
1,000,000 HP
Yep. Ya have to chip that down.

Similar to Destroy the evil warrior in a way, except there are no sign ups, no classes or specific moves, and it doesn't fight back.

The player who finishes off the bedrock will be put in the Hall Of Fame along with the attack they used.

Here's an example on how things will go:

NOTE TO THE TALLYISTS: Make sure the amount of damage you give the bedrock is a feasible amount so it equals how strong the attack is/seems. Remember the bedrock not only has obviously high HP, but defense, too. The average amount the bedrock should take is 0 - 3 for the first five pages.
After the first five pages have passed, the bedrock will weaken a layer. It will take twice as much damage. After ten pages it will do three times as much damage. After fifteen it will do four times. So on so forth. This may be nerfed in a future update. If the attack does 0 normally, whatever the current attacks are being multiplied by is how much the attack will do (ex someone throws a plastic fork and does 0 HP, after five pages it will do 1-2 HP).

Rules:
-All SPPF rules apply.
-No game-breaking attacks.
I will add more if needed.


Current Tallyists:
-Spite
-Sarcastic Oshawott
-Gorilladanny
-Leafstormfire
-mariobrosvswariobros
-Destroyer39
-The Joker.
-Z-nogyroP
-SapphireBlueEyes7799




Current Hall Of Fame:​

 

I'll take a diamond pick to the bedrock.

 

I'll use my Space Controlling Scythe to distort the area around the rock

 

I throw acid at the bedrock.

 

Ill get my slave to work his spoon on the bedrock

 

I will get Durant to use Iron Head on the bedrock

 

I will use a Double Scythe combo on the Bedrock

 

I use a other worldly machine to create a 10.0 magnitude earthquake under the bedrock

 

I uses a bazooka at the bedrock.

 

I will consume the bedrock in an Inferno

(Spite, where art thou?)

 

I'll use a stick of dynamite to blow up the bedrock.

 

I summon a Meteor to crush thy Bedrock

 

I will call on the Hulk and go "Hulk Smash" on bedrock.

 

I go Super Saiyan and Kamehameha the bedrock. This looks fun.

 

"Divne Empress loved by the pheonix mulminams... Bring light to the darkness of chaos! Crusade!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6enJhHL2Bs

I use the Crusade card on the Bedrock

 

I will drop a thermonuclear bomb on the bed rock.

 

I use Giant Crane to pick up and drop bedrock.

 

I call down orbital bombardment on the bedrock.

 

... Wheres our tallyist. I get the tallyist to knock his head into the bedrock.

 

I get Captain Falcon to FALCON PAWNCH the bedrock.