Chapter 21. Fitting In.
Tenor Inn. 5:32 pm.
Oh, thank goodness. Mister Zelgadis and Miss Amelia apparently met up with Miss Lina and Mister Gourry after they arranged for passage on a ship back to the mainland. So not only are we finally getting out of Baritone, but now I don’t have to worry about Miss Lina and Mister Gourry eating up the entire kingdom while they were out.
The one odd thing is that I can’t get any of them to tell me what port city we’ll be sailing to. It shouldn’t be that complicated of a question, but, when I asked, Mister Zelgadis just said: “You don’t want to know.”
Hmmmmm.
5:49 pm.
Ocea City?! But that’s back where we started!
Monday, May 7th.
The Cast Away. Bunk. 9:02 pm.
Alright. I am trying to focus on the good things. Like the fact that we were able to get passage back to the mainland at all—which was really all that we were looking for in the first place; like the fact that we were able to secure a relatively cheap fare because, what with all the nonsense of things exploding and randomly appearing bridges, the fishing around Alto and Baritone has been so bad that the fishermen in the area are seeking out friendlier harbors and trying to pick up a little extra cash in the process by ferrying the stranded; like the fact that this is a relatively large fishing boat with enough bunks so that all of us and the relatively small crew can sleep comfortably if we take shifts; like the fact that the captain is already under the impression that Mister Gourry is somehow a good luck charm; like the fact that Xellos is nowhere in sight.
…I am trying not to focus on the fact that going all the way back to Ocea City, the port in the outer world where I first got Miss Lina and the others to agree to go with me to the Temple of the Fire Dragon King, makes it feel like we’ve just moved in a giant circle. I mean… what have we accomplished since we were last there? I suppose we know a bit more about what we’re up against: about the Dark Star weapons and about Valgaav and Almayce. But in terms of what we’ve actually done… we can’t brag about too much.
And it’s not like we can say we’re hot on the trail of some amazing new lead either. I have no idea what we’re going to do once we get back on dry land.
…Well, I guess we’ll figure that out when we get to Ocea City. It’s like we drew the “back to start” card on a board game…
Tuesday, May 8th.
Deck. 3:32 pm.
When Lina Inverse comes up to you and says: “Hey, I’ve got a question for you, but I wanted to wait until we were in international waters to ask it,” you know for sure an interesting conversation is going to follow.
I responded with an extremely wary: “What is it?”
She affected a very casual air that only convinced me she was about to drop a verbal bomb. “So, I’ve been thinking about fusion magic…” she began.
“Absolutely not!” I screeched, not even willing to let her finish that sentence. “I don’t care what you say! I’ll never fuse my magic with that heap of garbage!”
I was ready for her to make all sorts of counterarguments, to remind me what an ace in the hole it would be for us in the fight against Valgaav if we had fusion magic in our arsenal; to tell me that the fate of the world was at stake at that this was bigger than me or Xellos; to make a claim that fusing magic in this way could mean giant step forward in the understanding of magical theory; to try to convince me that Xellos wasn’t all bad. I was ready to flawlessly refute every one of those arguments (by yelling “No!” at the very tippity-top of my lungs), but she didn’t give me the chance to.
“Nah, I wasn’t going to ask that,” Miss Lina said, lounging against the railing and looking over the edge of the boat into the sky-reflecting water. “I mean, it would really help us and all,” she admitted, “But Amelia already told me about that whole ‘not if he was the last monster on the planet’ diatribe you went on, so I’m not even gonna bother.”
I barely stopped myself from launching into a counterargument I no longer had to give. It just caught me off-guard! I thought I’d have to endure “Why won’t you and Xellos just fuse magic already?” at every Dark Star weapon-related turn.
“…Then what were you going to ask about fusion magic?” I asked, suspicion heightening.
Miss Lina shrugged. “I thought maybe you and me could try fusing magic.”
I took a step back. That wasn’t a proposal I’d ever thought to expect and I didn’t have the already established and organized opposition to it that I’d had for Xellos so I couldn’t even think of what to say at first.
“I mean, we might not even be able to do it,” Miss Lina acknowledged. “It’d be a different story if Zel and Amelia hadn’t broken the magical vessels,” she went on in a tone that suggested she still held a grudge, “but on our own… well…” She shook her head. “If it’s anything like combination Shamanist magic, I bet it’s really tricky to get just right. Xellos probably would have more of a clue about how to get it to work, but he’s ruled himself out. I figure it’s at least worth a try, though. If we pull it off we’ll have a really strong hand against Valgaav’s gang, and if we can’t then we’re no worse off than we started.”
“I…” I began, in complete, but at that point, inarticulate opposition. “No,” I finally said, feeling at least slightly apologetic for having to shoot this idea out of the sky. “It doesn’t matter that it’s not Xellos. I can’t let my people’s holy magic be fused with black magic. It’s just… no,” I said, squirming slightly. “It’s just not at all alright.”
Plus it would be… just weird. I mean, fusing magic with Xellos would be horrible, but with Miss Lina it would just be too strange. Humans are way too casual about how they use their magic, I tell you!
She let out a little exasperated breath. It wasn’t like she was surprised or anything, just a little disappointed. “You’re no fun,” she said.
It wasn’t even like there was extra spite to the line or anything. It was more resigned than anything. But for some reason it struck a nerve—probably it just reminded me of that whole “Why don’t you just go back to your temple!” thing from before. I don’t want it to always be me vs. them, but it seems to go that way far too often.
“That’s all I seem to be hearing lately,” I responded, not exactly in the even, cool tone I’d meant it to come out in.
Her brow furrowed. “What are you talking about?” she asked.
“It’s just… sometimes I get the feeling you all think I’m holding you back,” I confessed in a mumble. “Like you don’t think I belong in the group.”
“Where’d you get a dumb idea like that?” Miss Lina asked, eyebrows raised. “Just because I get mad at you sometimes?” She swept her bangs confidently out of her eyes. “Can you think of a single member of our group that I don’t yell at? That’s how you can tell you really are part of the group!”
Admittedly she blows up at Mister Gourry significantly more than she does at me and those two are practically joined at the hip. She lashes out at Mister Zelgadis and Miss Amelia a fair amount too, and of course she yells at Xellos which is nice because it gives me a chance to relax my vocal chords a bit.
…Though, honestly, she yells at people who are definitely not part of the group too, but I get the point that just because she snaps at me I shouldn’t take that as a sign that she doesn’t want me around.
“I guess so,” I said quietly.
“Hey, c’mon,” Miss Lina said, perhaps realizing that I wasn’t thoroughly convinced, “we all know from painful experience that you’re good in a fight and on hand to help with healing after the fight is over. You helped out a bunch protecting those bratty Alto and Baritone kids and the magical vessels back there without anyone having to tell you what to do. You know how suspicious Zel can get and he’ll raise a stink over anyone who joins our group if he doesn’t think they’re pulling their weight, but he’s not complaining about you, ‘cause he knows what I know: you’ve got our backs when it counts,” she finished with a wink.
“And besides that,” she said, lowering her voice to an excited whisper, “don’t tell Gourry, but I’ve been thinking that if me and him ever wind up against each other in a tag-team eating battle that he’d have no chance against the two of us. I saw you down that stew back in Explaina—you could eat with the best of them if you wanted. Who’s Gourry gonna team up with to go against us? Amelia? Zel? They both make the rookie mistake of stopping to chew their food! There’s no way the two of us could lose!”
“Umm… I suppose so,” I said, not as enthused about this “undiscovered competitive eating champion” idea as she was.
Still, it’s really really good to know that they don’t see me as a hanger-on. It’s hard when traveling to cement any sense of “home” and I’m glad that they seem okay with me being part of their nomadic family. I just didn’t want to find out that all this time I’ve been an unavoidable nuisance that they’re all just gritting their teeth and accepting (like Xellos).
…But now that I think of it… there is something a little sad about that. Because I think that the more I fit in with Miss Lina’s group, the less I fit in back at the temple.
Thursday, May 10th.
Deck. 9:00 am.
Thankfully we should be making landfall in Ocea City soon, though we won’t be staying there for too long. At first Miss Lina wanted us to stop for a meal there and stay until we figure out what to do next. I think a lot of this was fueled by the fact that she thought she could squeeze a few more free meals out of the townsfolk. I reminded her that, yes, while the people of Ocea were originally very grateful to her for driving off Gravos, Jillas and their gang, their most recent memory of our group had more to do with Mister Zelgadis blowing up their temples and beating up the city guard. So… not the best place for us to spend much time in.
Luckily she saw my point and even more luckily we won’t have to travel too far to find another city that probably hasn’t heard of the property damage that follows my group around like a yipping dog. There are a lot of cities along the coastline and I was able to find a resort town not too far from Ocea City. So we can stop there, fill our bellies and discuss where we should be heading next (hopefully not over the desert again).
Coral City Resort. Beach. 2:22 pm.
Flesh! FLESH! Wall upon wall of bare flesh as far as the eye can see!
Have we meandered down the wrong street and into a hollow of sin and debauchery? Have we fallen in with a colony of nudists? Has this area been set upon by a swarm of giant, ravenous, textile-devouring moths?
No! We are on a perfectly ordinary public beach and there is not a single mutant moth in sight! Children are playing and building sandcastles! Everyone is acting like it’s perfectly normal to be running around in what looks like their underwear!
Of course, it’s not actually they’re underwear. I’ve been informed by Miss Lina that these are the types of things humans wear to swim. And I don’t know how they keep from dying of embarrassment doing so! I might die from embarrassment and I’m wearing my normal clothes!
Mister Zelgadis is the only other hold-out besides me. Everyone else is frolicking, all scantily-clad, on the beach and we’re left to sit at a table under the shade of an umbrella and look sullen. At least… he’s looking sullen. I hope I don’t look that sullen… and I certainly hope I’m not blushing that hard.
Mister Gourry commented that we wouldn’t go swimming with the rest of them because we’re afraid we’d sink. Ha!
We shouldn’t even be out here, lazing about in the sun. I don’t care if this is a tropical resort! Our plan for coming here was to feed ourselves and find a lead on the location of the Dark Star weapons. We haven’t gotten any closer to that by burying Mister Gourry in the sand (someone should really dig him out soon).
But really, that’s just… I can’t even focus on that in the face of this swimsuit thing. I mean, I’m trying. Obviously this is completely normal for humans. But… they wouldn’t just walk around in their underwear in public, would they? This is practically the same thing! And yet it’s okay because we’re on a beach? I can’t wrap my head around this.
It’s so embarrassing and nobody (aside from maybe slightly Mister Zelgadis, but he’s just being antisocial) can appreciate this. I’m trying not to gawk, really I am! I don’t want to see people like this! But the eye is drawn naturally to such things!
Sun, Sand and Sky: Outdoors Shop. 3:54 pm.
This errand is doomed from the start.
Miss Lina found out I didn’t have a swimsuit and told me I should go buy one. “What if you need one?” she asked. “Why would I need one?” I returned. “What if the Dark Star weapon is in an undersea cave and we have to swim there?”
I am not persuaded by that scenario, but coming here and browsing swimsuits seemed like a better option than staying on the beach with nothing better to do than try not to stare at people. I didn’t even have Mister Zelgadis for company after he found a seaside bar.
So here I am and… I don’t know. Even for the sake of fitting in amongst humans, I don’t think I could possibly wear any of these things. They’re just so… tight… and ungenerous in the amount of fabric used…
4:11 pm.
The only thing more outrageous (and they are outrageous) than the girls’ swimsuits is some of the ones for men. I am very, very, very glad that Xellos didn’t join us for this little beach excursion because I don’t even want to begin to imagine Xel
4:13 pm.
Why do I do these horrible things to my mind?
4:17 pm.
Oh, speak of the devil and he’ll appear.
Coral City Resort. Hotel. 7:41 pm.
From the beach to the mountains. That’s where we’re going next, at least according to Xellos who was evidently talking to the shop owner while I was trying on a swimsuit. Yes, I bought a swimsuit! I’m 97% sure I’ll never wear it in public and it was mostly to appease Miss Lina and her ridiculous underwater cave scenario, but I do own one now. It is a white, slightly ruffly, one-piece that I judged to be comparatively modest. The only way I could’ve gotten something more conservative was if I picked up a scuba suit instead, but Xellos just laughed at me when I floated the possibility.
So yes, we’re apparently going to some place called Mt. Coronay. The outdoors shop owner was saying that it’s under new management after being abandoned for quite some time. The person who bought the place has apparently been really pushing it with the local hiking supply shops. According to him, at least, (and I’m sure he has reason to advertise) there’s some sort of “mysterious power” at the top of the mountain. Considering we have nothing else to go on, I suppose it’s not too terrible a place to check out especially since it’s pretty close by. I’m just surprised that Xellos was actually proactive enough to arrange a lead for us. It’s more than a little bit suspicious, if you ask me.
Then again, I suppose I could just read it as him wanting us to be more efficient little tools to use in his quest to deal with Valgaav. That would explain why he showed up in the middle of the ladies swimwear section asking why I was shopping instead of looking for the Dark Star weapon.
Or he’s a jerk.
…Or he’s in to some really weird things that I don’t want to know about.
…Or all of the above, really.
I responded by informing him that none of this was my idea in the first place and that I wouldn’t be caught dead or alive wearing the appalling scraps of polyester on display in that aisle.
“Why?” he asked, taking an alarmingly small two-piece speckled with canary-colored spots off of the rack. It’s honestly worth a shudder or two that he touched the thing. “From what I discovered in our last talk about modesty, I assume you’d be fine wearing this as long as you purchased a set of earmuffs to go along with it.”
He purposefully tries to misunderstand everything I say.
“I said it was fine to show my hair, not my,” I stopped, struggling for what to say, “everything else!”
“I don’t see why not,” Xellos said, placing the skimpy thing back on the rack. “After all, you’re naked all the time.”
I nearly brought the entire contents of that clothing rack to the ground in one horrified erratic movement. “I. Am. Not!” I got out in several heaving gasps.
“Sure you are,” he said, undeterred by the exasperation he’d caused (probably enjoying it too). “Flying over towns, breathing lasers at people… all while not wearing a stitch of clothing. Well,” he amended, opening one eye and waving a my-but-you’ve-been-a-naughty-girl finger at me, “almost nothing. There is the previously discussed bow and hat, but, with nothing else there, one could make the argument that those enhance the erotic effect.” He gave me a very unkind smile and added: “If there were any erotic effect to enhance, that is.”
“That’s when I’m in my dragon form!” I screeched back, not just angry and disgusted by his comments, but genuinely unable to believe he’d try such an astoundingly stupid argument just to make me look bad.
“I don’t see what difference that makes,” he commented loftily.
“It makes all the difference!” I declared. “Clothes are a humanoid thing! Dragons in their full forms are supposed to go uncovered.”
Try to imagine a dragon wearing clothes. Is that not the dumbest thing you’ve ever thought of?!
“If you think certain parts are too unseemly or private for the general public to view, I’d assume those social mores wouldn’t change just because you get bigger and scalier,” he maintained.
“Then you assume a lot of really stupid things,” I shot back.
He twitched slightly, but his smile stayed on.
“The fact of the matter is that you have no idea why it’s okay not to cover yourself as a dragon, but a source of unremitting shame if you were to do the same thing in human form,” Xellos decided nastily. “All you know is that you’ve been told that’s the way it is by people who had authority over you and, like a good golden dragon, you don’t question the orders you’re given, you just follow them.”
I was trying to think of a really strong comeback (though “you’re stupid” seemed to work well enough, so perhaps simple is best after all), but suddenly his eyebrows knocked together and he frowned as though I’d already done it! I think he may have told himself off.
“I don’t know why you think you have any right to lecture me about modesty or about etiquette!” I tried, bringing him back to reality.
“You’ll notice I don’t fly around naked,” he replied scathingly as though this was all the credibility he needed.
A second later he winced and I got the feeling some imaginary version of myself in his mind got a verbal punch in. I wasn’t about to be outdone by Xellos’s imagination so I came back with an (admittedly obvious): “Well, thank goodness for that!”
I turned with flourish back to the bathing suits I’d been browsing through and he “hmmph!”ed and turned aside to shun me in favor of the shop owner. He only intruded on me to laugh over the diving suit thing and to try to see what bathing suit I bought (I wouldn’t let him).
He’s insufferable when traveling; he’s insufferable on shopping trips; I don’t want to imagine dealing with him out on the beach (though unfortunately I already have); and tomorrow I’m going to have to climb a mountain with him. Why can’t he just go away until Valgaav shows up? We’d all appreciate that!
Tenor Inn. 5:32 pm.
Oh, thank goodness. Mister Zelgadis and Miss Amelia apparently met up with Miss Lina and Mister Gourry after they arranged for passage on a ship back to the mainland. So not only are we finally getting out of Baritone, but now I don’t have to worry about Miss Lina and Mister Gourry eating up the entire kingdom while they were out.
The one odd thing is that I can’t get any of them to tell me what port city we’ll be sailing to. It shouldn’t be that complicated of a question, but, when I asked, Mister Zelgadis just said: “You don’t want to know.”
Hmmmmm.
5:49 pm.
Ocea City?! But that’s back where we started!
Monday, May 7th.
The Cast Away. Bunk. 9:02 pm.
Alright. I am trying to focus on the good things. Like the fact that we were able to get passage back to the mainland at all—which was really all that we were looking for in the first place; like the fact that we were able to secure a relatively cheap fare because, what with all the nonsense of things exploding and randomly appearing bridges, the fishing around Alto and Baritone has been so bad that the fishermen in the area are seeking out friendlier harbors and trying to pick up a little extra cash in the process by ferrying the stranded; like the fact that this is a relatively large fishing boat with enough bunks so that all of us and the relatively small crew can sleep comfortably if we take shifts; like the fact that the captain is already under the impression that Mister Gourry is somehow a good luck charm; like the fact that Xellos is nowhere in sight.
…I am trying not to focus on the fact that going all the way back to Ocea City, the port in the outer world where I first got Miss Lina and the others to agree to go with me to the Temple of the Fire Dragon King, makes it feel like we’ve just moved in a giant circle. I mean… what have we accomplished since we were last there? I suppose we know a bit more about what we’re up against: about the Dark Star weapons and about Valgaav and Almayce. But in terms of what we’ve actually done… we can’t brag about too much.
And it’s not like we can say we’re hot on the trail of some amazing new lead either. I have no idea what we’re going to do once we get back on dry land.
…Well, I guess we’ll figure that out when we get to Ocea City. It’s like we drew the “back to start” card on a board game…
Tuesday, May 8th.
Deck. 3:32 pm.
When Lina Inverse comes up to you and says: “Hey, I’ve got a question for you, but I wanted to wait until we were in international waters to ask it,” you know for sure an interesting conversation is going to follow.
I responded with an extremely wary: “What is it?”
She affected a very casual air that only convinced me she was about to drop a verbal bomb. “So, I’ve been thinking about fusion magic…” she began.
“Absolutely not!” I screeched, not even willing to let her finish that sentence. “I don’t care what you say! I’ll never fuse my magic with that heap of garbage!”
I was ready for her to make all sorts of counterarguments, to remind me what an ace in the hole it would be for us in the fight against Valgaav if we had fusion magic in our arsenal; to tell me that the fate of the world was at stake at that this was bigger than me or Xellos; to make a claim that fusing magic in this way could mean giant step forward in the understanding of magical theory; to try to convince me that Xellos wasn’t all bad. I was ready to flawlessly refute every one of those arguments (by yelling “No!” at the very tippity-top of my lungs), but she didn’t give me the chance to.
“Nah, I wasn’t going to ask that,” Miss Lina said, lounging against the railing and looking over the edge of the boat into the sky-reflecting water. “I mean, it would really help us and all,” she admitted, “But Amelia already told me about that whole ‘not if he was the last monster on the planet’ diatribe you went on, so I’m not even gonna bother.”
I barely stopped myself from launching into a counterargument I no longer had to give. It just caught me off-guard! I thought I’d have to endure “Why won’t you and Xellos just fuse magic already?” at every Dark Star weapon-related turn.
“…Then what were you going to ask about fusion magic?” I asked, suspicion heightening.
Miss Lina shrugged. “I thought maybe you and me could try fusing magic.”
I took a step back. That wasn’t a proposal I’d ever thought to expect and I didn’t have the already established and organized opposition to it that I’d had for Xellos so I couldn’t even think of what to say at first.
“I mean, we might not even be able to do it,” Miss Lina acknowledged. “It’d be a different story if Zel and Amelia hadn’t broken the magical vessels,” she went on in a tone that suggested she still held a grudge, “but on our own… well…” She shook her head. “If it’s anything like combination Shamanist magic, I bet it’s really tricky to get just right. Xellos probably would have more of a clue about how to get it to work, but he’s ruled himself out. I figure it’s at least worth a try, though. If we pull it off we’ll have a really strong hand against Valgaav’s gang, and if we can’t then we’re no worse off than we started.”
“I…” I began, in complete, but at that point, inarticulate opposition. “No,” I finally said, feeling at least slightly apologetic for having to shoot this idea out of the sky. “It doesn’t matter that it’s not Xellos. I can’t let my people’s holy magic be fused with black magic. It’s just… no,” I said, squirming slightly. “It’s just not at all alright.”
Plus it would be… just weird. I mean, fusing magic with Xellos would be horrible, but with Miss Lina it would just be too strange. Humans are way too casual about how they use their magic, I tell you!
She let out a little exasperated breath. It wasn’t like she was surprised or anything, just a little disappointed. “You’re no fun,” she said.
It wasn’t even like there was extra spite to the line or anything. It was more resigned than anything. But for some reason it struck a nerve—probably it just reminded me of that whole “Why don’t you just go back to your temple!” thing from before. I don’t want it to always be me vs. them, but it seems to go that way far too often.
“That’s all I seem to be hearing lately,” I responded, not exactly in the even, cool tone I’d meant it to come out in.
Her brow furrowed. “What are you talking about?” she asked.
“It’s just… sometimes I get the feeling you all think I’m holding you back,” I confessed in a mumble. “Like you don’t think I belong in the group.”
“Where’d you get a dumb idea like that?” Miss Lina asked, eyebrows raised. “Just because I get mad at you sometimes?” She swept her bangs confidently out of her eyes. “Can you think of a single member of our group that I don’t yell at? That’s how you can tell you really are part of the group!”
Admittedly she blows up at Mister Gourry significantly more than she does at me and those two are practically joined at the hip. She lashes out at Mister Zelgadis and Miss Amelia a fair amount too, and of course she yells at Xellos which is nice because it gives me a chance to relax my vocal chords a bit.
…Though, honestly, she yells at people who are definitely not part of the group too, but I get the point that just because she snaps at me I shouldn’t take that as a sign that she doesn’t want me around.
“I guess so,” I said quietly.
“Hey, c’mon,” Miss Lina said, perhaps realizing that I wasn’t thoroughly convinced, “we all know from painful experience that you’re good in a fight and on hand to help with healing after the fight is over. You helped out a bunch protecting those bratty Alto and Baritone kids and the magical vessels back there without anyone having to tell you what to do. You know how suspicious Zel can get and he’ll raise a stink over anyone who joins our group if he doesn’t think they’re pulling their weight, but he’s not complaining about you, ‘cause he knows what I know: you’ve got our backs when it counts,” she finished with a wink.
“And besides that,” she said, lowering her voice to an excited whisper, “don’t tell Gourry, but I’ve been thinking that if me and him ever wind up against each other in a tag-team eating battle that he’d have no chance against the two of us. I saw you down that stew back in Explaina—you could eat with the best of them if you wanted. Who’s Gourry gonna team up with to go against us? Amelia? Zel? They both make the rookie mistake of stopping to chew their food! There’s no way the two of us could lose!”
“Umm… I suppose so,” I said, not as enthused about this “undiscovered competitive eating champion” idea as she was.
Still, it’s really really good to know that they don’t see me as a hanger-on. It’s hard when traveling to cement any sense of “home” and I’m glad that they seem okay with me being part of their nomadic family. I just didn’t want to find out that all this time I’ve been an unavoidable nuisance that they’re all just gritting their teeth and accepting (like Xellos).
…But now that I think of it… there is something a little sad about that. Because I think that the more I fit in with Miss Lina’s group, the less I fit in back at the temple.
Thursday, May 10th.
Deck. 9:00 am.
Thankfully we should be making landfall in Ocea City soon, though we won’t be staying there for too long. At first Miss Lina wanted us to stop for a meal there and stay until we figure out what to do next. I think a lot of this was fueled by the fact that she thought she could squeeze a few more free meals out of the townsfolk. I reminded her that, yes, while the people of Ocea were originally very grateful to her for driving off Gravos, Jillas and their gang, their most recent memory of our group had more to do with Mister Zelgadis blowing up their temples and beating up the city guard. So… not the best place for us to spend much time in.
Luckily she saw my point and even more luckily we won’t have to travel too far to find another city that probably hasn’t heard of the property damage that follows my group around like a yipping dog. There are a lot of cities along the coastline and I was able to find a resort town not too far from Ocea City. So we can stop there, fill our bellies and discuss where we should be heading next (hopefully not over the desert again).
Coral City Resort. Beach. 2:22 pm.
Flesh! FLESH! Wall upon wall of bare flesh as far as the eye can see!
Have we meandered down the wrong street and into a hollow of sin and debauchery? Have we fallen in with a colony of nudists? Has this area been set upon by a swarm of giant, ravenous, textile-devouring moths?
No! We are on a perfectly ordinary public beach and there is not a single mutant moth in sight! Children are playing and building sandcastles! Everyone is acting like it’s perfectly normal to be running around in what looks like their underwear!
Of course, it’s not actually they’re underwear. I’ve been informed by Miss Lina that these are the types of things humans wear to swim. And I don’t know how they keep from dying of embarrassment doing so! I might die from embarrassment and I’m wearing my normal clothes!
Mister Zelgadis is the only other hold-out besides me. Everyone else is frolicking, all scantily-clad, on the beach and we’re left to sit at a table under the shade of an umbrella and look sullen. At least… he’s looking sullen. I hope I don’t look that sullen… and I certainly hope I’m not blushing that hard.
Mister Gourry commented that we wouldn’t go swimming with the rest of them because we’re afraid we’d sink. Ha!
We shouldn’t even be out here, lazing about in the sun. I don’t care if this is a tropical resort! Our plan for coming here was to feed ourselves and find a lead on the location of the Dark Star weapons. We haven’t gotten any closer to that by burying Mister Gourry in the sand (someone should really dig him out soon).
But really, that’s just… I can’t even focus on that in the face of this swimsuit thing. I mean, I’m trying. Obviously this is completely normal for humans. But… they wouldn’t just walk around in their underwear in public, would they? This is practically the same thing! And yet it’s okay because we’re on a beach? I can’t wrap my head around this.
It’s so embarrassing and nobody (aside from maybe slightly Mister Zelgadis, but he’s just being antisocial) can appreciate this. I’m trying not to gawk, really I am! I don’t want to see people like this! But the eye is drawn naturally to such things!
Sun, Sand and Sky: Outdoors Shop. 3:54 pm.
This errand is doomed from the start.
Miss Lina found out I didn’t have a swimsuit and told me I should go buy one. “What if you need one?” she asked. “Why would I need one?” I returned. “What if the Dark Star weapon is in an undersea cave and we have to swim there?”
I am not persuaded by that scenario, but coming here and browsing swimsuits seemed like a better option than staying on the beach with nothing better to do than try not to stare at people. I didn’t even have Mister Zelgadis for company after he found a seaside bar.
So here I am and… I don’t know. Even for the sake of fitting in amongst humans, I don’t think I could possibly wear any of these things. They’re just so… tight… and ungenerous in the amount of fabric used…
4:11 pm.
The only thing more outrageous (and they are outrageous) than the girls’ swimsuits is some of the ones for men. I am very, very, very glad that Xellos didn’t join us for this little beach excursion because I don’t even want to begin to imagine Xel
4:13 pm.
Why do I do these horrible things to my mind?
4:17 pm.
Oh, speak of the devil and he’ll appear.
Coral City Resort. Hotel. 7:41 pm.
From the beach to the mountains. That’s where we’re going next, at least according to Xellos who was evidently talking to the shop owner while I was trying on a swimsuit. Yes, I bought a swimsuit! I’m 97% sure I’ll never wear it in public and it was mostly to appease Miss Lina and her ridiculous underwater cave scenario, but I do own one now. It is a white, slightly ruffly, one-piece that I judged to be comparatively modest. The only way I could’ve gotten something more conservative was if I picked up a scuba suit instead, but Xellos just laughed at me when I floated the possibility.
So yes, we’re apparently going to some place called Mt. Coronay. The outdoors shop owner was saying that it’s under new management after being abandoned for quite some time. The person who bought the place has apparently been really pushing it with the local hiking supply shops. According to him, at least, (and I’m sure he has reason to advertise) there’s some sort of “mysterious power” at the top of the mountain. Considering we have nothing else to go on, I suppose it’s not too terrible a place to check out especially since it’s pretty close by. I’m just surprised that Xellos was actually proactive enough to arrange a lead for us. It’s more than a little bit suspicious, if you ask me.
Then again, I suppose I could just read it as him wanting us to be more efficient little tools to use in his quest to deal with Valgaav. That would explain why he showed up in the middle of the ladies swimwear section asking why I was shopping instead of looking for the Dark Star weapon.
Or he’s a jerk.
…Or he’s in to some really weird things that I don’t want to know about.
…Or all of the above, really.
I responded by informing him that none of this was my idea in the first place and that I wouldn’t be caught dead or alive wearing the appalling scraps of polyester on display in that aisle.
“Why?” he asked, taking an alarmingly small two-piece speckled with canary-colored spots off of the rack. It’s honestly worth a shudder or two that he touched the thing. “From what I discovered in our last talk about modesty, I assume you’d be fine wearing this as long as you purchased a set of earmuffs to go along with it.”
He purposefully tries to misunderstand everything I say.
“I said it was fine to show my hair, not my,” I stopped, struggling for what to say, “everything else!”
“I don’t see why not,” Xellos said, placing the skimpy thing back on the rack. “After all, you’re naked all the time.”
I nearly brought the entire contents of that clothing rack to the ground in one horrified erratic movement. “I. Am. Not!” I got out in several heaving gasps.
“Sure you are,” he said, undeterred by the exasperation he’d caused (probably enjoying it too). “Flying over towns, breathing lasers at people… all while not wearing a stitch of clothing. Well,” he amended, opening one eye and waving a my-but-you’ve-been-a-naughty-girl finger at me, “almost nothing. There is the previously discussed bow and hat, but, with nothing else there, one could make the argument that those enhance the erotic effect.” He gave me a very unkind smile and added: “If there were any erotic effect to enhance, that is.”
“That’s when I’m in my dragon form!” I screeched back, not just angry and disgusted by his comments, but genuinely unable to believe he’d try such an astoundingly stupid argument just to make me look bad.
“I don’t see what difference that makes,” he commented loftily.
“It makes all the difference!” I declared. “Clothes are a humanoid thing! Dragons in their full forms are supposed to go uncovered.”
Try to imagine a dragon wearing clothes. Is that not the dumbest thing you’ve ever thought of?!
“If you think certain parts are too unseemly or private for the general public to view, I’d assume those social mores wouldn’t change just because you get bigger and scalier,” he maintained.
“Then you assume a lot of really stupid things,” I shot back.
He twitched slightly, but his smile stayed on.
“The fact of the matter is that you have no idea why it’s okay not to cover yourself as a dragon, but a source of unremitting shame if you were to do the same thing in human form,” Xellos decided nastily. “All you know is that you’ve been told that’s the way it is by people who had authority over you and, like a good golden dragon, you don’t question the orders you’re given, you just follow them.”
I was trying to think of a really strong comeback (though “you’re stupid” seemed to work well enough, so perhaps simple is best after all), but suddenly his eyebrows knocked together and he frowned as though I’d already done it! I think he may have told himself off.
“I don’t know why you think you have any right to lecture me about modesty or about etiquette!” I tried, bringing him back to reality.
“You’ll notice I don’t fly around naked,” he replied scathingly as though this was all the credibility he needed.
A second later he winced and I got the feeling some imaginary version of myself in his mind got a verbal punch in. I wasn’t about to be outdone by Xellos’s imagination so I came back with an (admittedly obvious): “Well, thank goodness for that!”
I turned with flourish back to the bathing suits I’d been browsing through and he “hmmph!”ed and turned aside to shun me in favor of the shop owner. He only intruded on me to laugh over the diving suit thing and to try to see what bathing suit I bought (I wouldn’t let him).
He’s insufferable when traveling; he’s insufferable on shopping trips; I don’t want to imagine dealing with him out on the beach (though unfortunately I already have); and tomorrow I’m going to have to climb a mountain with him. Why can’t he just go away until Valgaav shows up? We’d all appreciate that!