Okay, this is one of my trademark WTFics™. This means guest appearences and randomness. This chapter has some Samus in it too, as a shameless plug for a Metroid fic I'm working on, which is one of the most serious works I have ever done. Bear with me for now okay? Actuall Digimon stuff next time.
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Digimon X Deevolution!
The Best of the Bloopers.
"Oh my mon, I can't beleive you did that," Dorumon laughed, watching as Omnimon's arm's fell off as he was batteling WarGreymon X. The DVD of their famous movie had finally come out, and the cast, all Rookie and below, were watching each other make fools of themselves on the Outtakes section.
"Oh shut up," Agumon and Gabumon muttered while their X counterparts busted out laughing. "Ever since that mondamn battle with Armegeddomon, the damn things wont stay on."
"I blame you," Agumon said, turning that humoungus nose towards Gabumon. The canine Digimon gave the reptile the claw, which resulted in a fight. One burnt coat and one frozen tail later, The two had their heads knocked together by Biyomon X who told them to "Shut up and watch the movie, or get free vasectomies." Needless to say, the boys did as they were told.
"Your acting was horrible by the way bro," the reptile stated yet again, " You made it seem like you were data whipped by ygg-whatever."
"At least I tried to pronounce it you duck faced prick!"
"Oh shut it," Dorumon yelled, pausing the movie. "your acting was horrible, and that is that."
"Oh, and you were perfect?" retorted Gabumon X, "You were like BlackWarGreyMon except even more Emoey."
*some bleak corner in the middle of nowhere."
"AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" bellowed BlackWarGreyMon.
"Whats wrong?" asked Myotismon.
"Oh you know, people talking about me behind my back again. I bet that ball doesn't have to put up with this," Muttered the "Dramon Killer," indicating a ****** off looking bounty hunter.
"What the hell? I'm not in Morph Ball! And I'm not made of Data! So what, prey tell, am I doing in a Digimon fic? I want some answers before I bust through that wall and make it so you will never have children!"
"What wall," a random TerrierMon asked.
"That one," Samus, (for that is who it was of course. Who did you expect? Batman?) said, indicating a wall in the middle of nowhere with a giant red 4 painted on it.
" Oh, that wall, " The rodent-puppy-mutant said. "We tend to ignore that one. See what happened to DeaMon?"
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, witty, and bright...." Said master of darkness sang in a nice Soprano One.
"Oh. Emm. Eff. Gee." The hunter said, her obvious shock showing through her visor. "Ah well. Not as bad as that time Kanden forced all the Hunters™ into a tea party. The look on his face when he realised he didn't have a mouth was hillarious. Anyway, back to the main story. Oh wait, I just got word that We are out of time. And not to miss the new Halo Tea Party, and Metroid Prime Hunters: Alliance of Doom fic coming whenever he gets off his lazy ***. Real digimon crap next time okay? Seriously? Tune in?"
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Semi Plot next chapter.
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Digimon X Deevolution!
The Best of the Bloopers.
"Oh my mon, I can't beleive you did that," Dorumon laughed, watching as Omnimon's arm's fell off as he was batteling WarGreymon X. The DVD of their famous movie had finally come out, and the cast, all Rookie and below, were watching each other make fools of themselves on the Outtakes section.
"Oh shut up," Agumon and Gabumon muttered while their X counterparts busted out laughing. "Ever since that mondamn battle with Armegeddomon, the damn things wont stay on."
"I blame you," Agumon said, turning that humoungus nose towards Gabumon. The canine Digimon gave the reptile the claw, which resulted in a fight. One burnt coat and one frozen tail later, The two had their heads knocked together by Biyomon X who told them to "Shut up and watch the movie, or get free vasectomies." Needless to say, the boys did as they were told.
"Your acting was horrible by the way bro," the reptile stated yet again, " You made it seem like you were data whipped by ygg-whatever."
"At least I tried to pronounce it you duck faced prick!"
"Oh shut it," Dorumon yelled, pausing the movie. "your acting was horrible, and that is that."
"Oh, and you were perfect?" retorted Gabumon X, "You were like BlackWarGreyMon except even more Emoey."
*some bleak corner in the middle of nowhere."
"AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" bellowed BlackWarGreyMon.
"Whats wrong?" asked Myotismon.
"Oh you know, people talking about me behind my back again. I bet that ball doesn't have to put up with this," Muttered the "Dramon Killer," indicating a ****** off looking bounty hunter.
"What the hell? I'm not in Morph Ball! And I'm not made of Data! So what, prey tell, am I doing in a Digimon fic? I want some answers before I bust through that wall and make it so you will never have children!"
"What wall," a random TerrierMon asked.
"That one," Samus, (for that is who it was of course. Who did you expect? Batman?) said, indicating a wall in the middle of nowhere with a giant red 4 painted on it.
" Oh, that wall, " The rodent-puppy-mutant said. "We tend to ignore that one. See what happened to DeaMon?"
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, witty, and bright...." Said master of darkness sang in a nice Soprano One.
"Oh. Emm. Eff. Gee." The hunter said, her obvious shock showing through her visor. "Ah well. Not as bad as that time Kanden forced all the Hunters™ into a tea party. The look on his face when he realised he didn't have a mouth was hillarious. Anyway, back to the main story. Oh wait, I just got word that We are out of time. And not to miss the new Halo Tea Party, and Metroid Prime Hunters: Alliance of Doom fic coming whenever he gets off his lazy ***. Real digimon crap next time okay? Seriously? Tune in?"
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Semi Plot next chapter.