I do want to get married. Then everything only costs half as much because you only need to buy one of it together. Fact. It's like having a permanent roommate/bff who you can also have sex with without things being awk the next day.
Yup, I'll marry the first girl I date. Nothing could go wrong.
No. I have no interest in any relationship now, and even if that changes in the future I never plan on getting married. The risk of losing half my stuff, along with possible alimony and child support payments depending on the situation mortifies me. I know it sounds cynical to forgo "true happiness" for the risk of financial ruin, but marriage isn't my idea of true happiness. Lots of money is. I am one of the seemingly few people these days who believe money can buy happiness. And even if the marriage doesn't end in divorce the cost of supporting a family, as well as my general dislike for children strength the case against it.
Besides I have been an independent person all my life. I love hanging out with friends, but I can't picture myself enjoying a one on one relationship with someone.
Congratulations, you are now officially my twin.