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Dragoniteftw's Poetry Corner

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Dragoniteftw, Mar 19, 2011.

  1. Dragoniteftw

    Dragoniteftw SWAGONITE

    My Bisharp Poem/Ballad

    was bored in class yesterday, so I wrote a poem about bisharp, enjoy!

    Bisharp Ballad


    When me and you first met,
    I was looking through Serebii.net.
    Your nearly scizor like stat,
    and your power ranger combat,
    Was enough to make me decide,
    that a physical sweeper was inside.

    But Your typing is complete murder,
    Four times weak against common pokes like gurdurr.
    The fact is you have so much potential,
    But EV training your speed is too essential.
    Dark/steel wasn't Gamefreak's best move
    and the base speed of 70 is something I'd improve

    But alas I still think you're a great poke,
    Even-though Smogon members think your a joke.
    But Bisharp you don't need any approval,
    Even if fighting types can quickly cause your removal.

    By Dragoniteftw​

    Another one, I quickly wrote today after being inspired by a bad experience with some emgolas while trying to train on low level audinos in shaking grass Disclaimer: I don't actually hate Emolga, just hate him when I am training.

    Dear Emolga,

    When I first saw you on the 'new Pokemon page'
    You were the one that made me rage
    A flying pikachu is what we have here
    Going straight to the Never Used tier

    Shaking grass is good for audinos you see
    Great for getting me bags of XP
    But when your sprite comes on my screen
    I want to put my head in a sewing machine
    Your annoying flying type makes you impossible to faint
    The fact I can't use ground attacks is not my only complaint

    We've seen you before as a Pachirisu
    Even then I wanted to continually hit you
    Your double team move makes you impossible to hit
    Overall as a pokemon you're a pile of s***

    By dragoniteftw​

    I think I am going to have a break for abit after this, but heres a chandelure one :)


    With Chandelure, what you see is what you get,
    Unfortunately It's not a bikini clothed brunette.
    It's a candle stick holder with 145 special attack,
    Gamefreak have you been smoking that crack?

    I can see Smogon University getting very upset
    Shadow tag ability will get banned first I bet
    The Competitive battlers will get stressy you see
    'Put Chandelure in uber, hes way too OP'
    The mass of complaints will keep me very amused,
    as he defiantly won't be moving from Over Used

    Nevertheless he is great in the main game,
    A dinner table lamp that can put gengar to shame.
    But I guess in this gen we get animated lights
    Like I said before; I prefer hot women in tights

    By Dragoniteftw​


    Future poems: haxorus and I am Open to suggestions
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2011
  2. It's funny. The first couplet was the funniest.

    But I doubt it should go here. =/
  3. Burakoru

    Burakoru Belly Slide

    That's a good one. It's a nice poem.
  4. Dragoniteftw

    Dragoniteftw SWAGONITE

    cheers, I wasn't really sure where else to post it to be honest :)
  5. Burakoru

    Burakoru Belly Slide

    Well, it is about pokemon, so it should be here.
  6. Extreme Floatzel

    Extreme Floatzel Well-Known Member

    'and the Base speed of 70 isn't something that I approve.'

    How about changing that to...

    'and the Base speed of 70 is something I'd improve.'

    It sounds better IMO.

    Other than that this is pretty funny! Well done, will we see more of these? ;D
  7. Littlemyuu

    Littlemyuu Orig. Solar-Sceptile

    It looks nice =D i like it..Bisharp is a really awesome Pokémon
    Wish i could write Poems/Ballad
  8. Burakoru

    Burakoru Belly Slide

    I'd like more poems on pokemon. Could you do Chandelure or Emboar next if you do?
  9. Seem

    Seem Hollen i ven.

    Ah, that's a really nice poem! Makes you feel a little sorry for the guy, he's a great Pokemon just unfortunate in places.

    It could go in the Fanfiction forum possibly?
  10. Yeah, I would like to see some more too.
  11. Dragoniteftw

    Dragoniteftw SWAGONITE

    I have alot of boring lessons at school, so it could be possible you will see more of them :p
    I'll see what I can do, this was just a random attempt and I wasn't expecting much from it, but I'll try and look for another Pokemon I could make one for, chandelure could be interesting.

    thanks for your kind words though :)

    I argee, thanks for the help :)
  12. Burakoru

    Burakoru Belly Slide

    Ooh, good ones to do would be ones in your team, like Krookodile, and Braviary, and Chandelure.
  13. pokemonwhite

    pokemonwhite Member

    Last edited: Apr 2, 2011
  14. Pyrax

    Pyrax Mirai zura!

    I take it you've never heard of Ultraman? XD

    Last edited: Mar 19, 2011
  15. Dragoniteftw

    Dragoniteftw SWAGONITE

  16. SerenadeSP

    SerenadeSP My Loyal Feraligatr

    I love this. You should make more.

    And yes, the Fanfiction section does allow poems to be posted :)
  17. Mister_SGG

    Mister_SGG Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that was pretty good. I'm hoping I'll see more.

    But... I disapprove of your ignorance to education.

    I am joking
  18. Maverik

    Maverik Banned

    Well, this is amazing. Excellent work, and funny too.
    Keep making more of these.
  19. Dragoniteftw

    Dragoniteftw SWAGONITE

    Wow, didn't expect such good feedback it means alot :)
  20. Maverik

    Maverik Banned

    Just fix your grammar- you're instead of your.

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