I dreamt that I was part of some military training camp, and there was something in there like the holodeck from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Except it projected dinosaurs that could kill you, and me and a bunch of other people had to kill them with katanas. KILLING DINOSAURS WITH SWORDS! All the damned YGO (duel monsters) characters were there. I had to escape. It was a hard fu*king escape. I wandered into where they kept the male students, and they're half was a bit more bad a*s. They fought Lovecraftien monsters with M-16s. Everything was all covered in slimy tenticles that were so big you couldn't fit them in a normal room--they were the size of the extrememly phallic Split Faced Worm from Silent Hill 3. Everything was gross, and the male students had to eat dead people, dead moths, and maggots (sucks to be a guy there). There was cheese in the mix of all the gross things, so that made it a bit better, I suppose. We all had to get to the escape door at the top of the thing that made all the food (it rained from the ceiling and you had to stand under to eat it). We found out that the cheese wasn't cheese after all. It was that fake cheese sh*t. We finally found the door. Yay! Escape. After that, it turned into a raunchy sex-with-Weevil-Underwood-dream.
When I went back to sleep, I dreamed that my family and I had to move back into this shanty we once lived in, and that all my little caged pets were there inside cages, only they were all dead and rotting. We had baby kittens in there, and all of them looked normal except for one that had a leech's head. From out of the decaying corpses of my past pets came new versions of them. I kept looking for the leech-kitten, because I didn't see where it had gone, and didn't want it to get me.
