Dumify It!

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

Dumify = The act of making something simpler/ less confusing/ stupider than it should be.

Ok, to put it simply, the OP (me) posts a sentence of eloquent vocabulary, then the NP posts a dumified version of it, then proceeds to post another sentence with big, fancy words. Here's an example.

Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

Something that stopped will only move if you push it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Firing a gun will make your hand move back.

As usual, all SPPf rules apply blah blah blah. And if you don't understand the sentence/ can't dumify it, just post 'pass' and then proceed to post another sentence.

 

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

Yay we got approved.

I'll start: 1+2+3+4+5 ... +96+97+98+99+100 = (1+100) x (100 divided by 2)

 

[{(•)___(•)}]

Numb3hz derp.

This is the sort of arrogant pedantry up with which I will not put.

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Don't BS me.

To be or not to be, that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles...

I won't torture the NP by posting the entire thing.

 

[Z-nogyroP]

If I exist, then I gotta be hurt by sharp flingy things or hug wavy water.

Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Men are dumb.

These violent delights have violent ends / And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, / Which as they kiss consume.

 

[chanseychansey77]

Killers get killed. (I think.)

To be, or not to be, that is the question.

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Should I stay or should I go?

Konnichiwa! Watashi no namae wa Kurimuson Pengin desu. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!

 

[cape]

I am a Japanese.


At constant temperature and pressure, volume of the gas is directly proportional to its number of moles.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Moles don't exist to be whacked.

In fluid dynamics, an object is moving at its terminal velocity if its speed is constant due to the restraining force exerted by the fluid through which it is moving.

 

[cape]

Fluids won't let objects move so fast.

Bug Pokémon are nasty-mean, and yet they're beautiful, too

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Bug-types are bad-a**.

When every life meets another life, something will be born.

 

[Spacial]

Sex is good

If an object leaves the face of the earth, the gravitational pull will force it back down

 

[frogofdoom555]

What goes up, falls.

I'm a handsome lad, and i have knowledge if this!

 

[Spacial]

I'm sexy and I know it

To talk, your vocal chords and brain co ordinate to produce the words

 

[octoboy]

Neck plus noodle equals natter

Of all evil I deem you capable: Therefore I want good from you. Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws.

- Nietzsche

 

[rotrum]

If you can do evil, you can do good. If you can't do evil, then you just suck.

"The just are two, and are not understood there;
Envy and Arrogance and Avarice
Are the three sparks that have all hearts enkindled."

Dante!

 

[Z-nogyroP]

D e!

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them. -Buckminster Fuller.

 

[octoboy]

The longer you live, the dumber you get.

All compromise is based on give and take, but there can be no give and take on fundamentals. Any compromise on mere fundamentals is a surrender. For it is all give and no take.

- Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Give away all your stuff.

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." Dr. Suess.