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Dunder Mifflin Pokemon Company, Inc.
CLOSED I'm working on leading a clan. See the last page for more details.
CLOSED I'm working on leading a clan. See the last page for more details.
TDawg said:Thanks for your business Kaiser! Best shop in the forums as always
Hello there trainers. Look at my pokemon, Now back at yours. Now look at your pokemon agan. Now back to mine. Sadly, they are not awesome as mine. But if you trade with me instead of some other shop where the into isn't a parody of an Old Spice comercial, then your pokemon will gain awesomeness by association. Swan dive...into the greatest trade shop on SPPf. Look down. What's that? I can breed every pokemon? look at the flawless section: it's those two pokemon you need for your team. Look again: the pokemon are now shiny. I'm on a boat.
Well fancy into done I'm Kaiser and this is my shop. I got something for everyone, and I have pretty much every pokemon, so there is a good chance I have what you need. But first, and most importantly:
My Rules and Policies
- Thou shalt follow SPPF rules of course
- Thou shalt not hack. I won’t trade hacks to you and I don’t expect you to trade them to me either. Proof of legitimacy will be provided on request.
- My time zone is US Eastern (-5 GMT). PLEASE POST WHEN YOU WANT TO TRADE IN MY TIMEZONE, NOT YOURS. If you have a significantly different timezone, letting me know is a good idea so that way I can be considerate of your schedule.
- The shops hours are Monday 8-11 PM (2000-2300), Wednesday 8:30-11 PM (2030-2300), and Friday 2-5 PM (1400-1700) US EASTERN time. These times are when I am usually free and can trade. My schedule can change at an instant, however. If I cannot trade one of those days, I will only make an announcement if someone has asked to trade. (Hint: check my profile to see if I’m online or not).
- If the above times don’t work for you, then feel free to schedule a time to trade with me. But be sure to keep your agreement with me and don’t be late; I am a busy man. I’m in college, I’m taking 17 credit hours at a challenging institution, and I have multiple extracurricular activities. So don’t waste my time .
- I use RNG abuse and use cloners. Fair warning; if you post here I assume you're fine with it. Since I'm not capable of cloning myself (don't ask me to to clone something for you), I usually only have my RNGs (and a few events) cloned. If you think RNGing is cheating, and you will like me to explain why it is not, then I will be glad to. Only not in my trade thread. Because then I'll have to report you. If you think RNG abuse is criminal, etc.,and nothing will convince you otherwise then there's nothing that says you have to do business with my shop. Keep in mind I'm only going to RNG flawless pokemon, so if you just need something for the dex then I'm not going to RNG it.
- Thou shalt not spam my trade thread. Thou shalt not double post. If thou hast triple posted, then I will send my Sharpedos after thee (yes, that actually happened. Back in my 4th gen shop some kid triple posted). If you need to discuss logistics, like “hey, can you trade now?”, PM/VM me (VM preferred so you don’t waste my messages).
- Thou shalt demonstrate mature behavior. A certain level of jest is always fun, but don't act like you're 6.
- Ignorance for my rules isn't an excuse.
- I believe in a fair trade for both you and me. I’m confident we can work out a deal. I think that what you give me should me similar to what I gave you, such as a flawless pokemon for another flawless one. I may be willing to accept more than one pokemon for a really valuable one, and similarly trade more than one for a really valuable one. However, do understand there are tiers of value; for example, I'm not going to be motivated to trade a flawless Zekrom for your lax shiny Woobat with mediocre IVs. Keep everything in perspective.
- After you trade with me, you will be added to my League of Extraordinary Clients. This will allow you access to various services I may provide (such as dex trades) and more importantly giveaways on occasion.
- I work independently. I'm not interested in becoming another shop's RNGer, EV trainer, etc. I'm also not looking to employ anyone else either. I'll certainly do business with your shop; I just don't want any entangling alliances.
- Thou shalt not chatspeak. This isn’t text messaging.
- My Abbreviations:
- NNable – Nickname-able: I can nickname it by request (type the name exactly the way you want it to look).
- UT - Untrained: Pokemon has EVs. It may or may not have exp. points (most likely from the day care), but if so it will be specified.
- T- Trained - Pokemon has experience points. If EV trained then I will
- RNG (abuse) - In short, you use a really fancy calculator that simulates your game's Random Number Generator to predict when an unlikely event will happen. Google it.
- NR: Not ready for trade. You can ask about it, but I won't trade it until I clone it, etc., but it will be offered later.
- S: Shiny
- Flawless: the pokemon has a beneficial nature and at least 5 perfect IVs. The missing IV is either in attack or special attack (whichever isn't used, Chandelure doesn't need a 31 in attack for example.) The exceptions are pokemon with a Hidden Power; they need at least 30 in all stats (except attack) and pokes with 0 IVs on purpose (ex gyro ball users). - My games:
- Black: OT: KAISER, ID No.: 07887
- White: OT: OBAMA, ID No.: 26696 (Yes, I was trying to be funny)
- Platinum (1st playthrough):Adding later
- Platinum (2nd playthrough): ""
- SoulSliver (1st playthrough): "" - My FCs:
- Black: KAISER – 4899 7199 1103
- Platinum: Dawn - 0347 0546 2746 - Please include your FC in your post if it’s not in your signature (and specify your game too).
- My pokemon are provided as-is; I do not provide level-up or EV training services. I do have a few offerings from the flawless section that have been trained by me, but for the most part they are all UT.
- Yes I have pokerus. See services secton.
- Thou shalt follow my redistribution policies: I may or may not authorize my pokemon to be re-traded by you. Failure to follow these will result in a ban from my shop and a report to the mods. Status varies based on their value. They are as follows:
- Non-redis: You will not trade this to anyone. This includes trading a clone you made. Typically used for flawless legendaries.
- Semi-redis: You may trade this to someone, but you must offer it as non-redis (you can trade it, but the recipient cannot). You many also use it to breed your own pokes (if applicable), and you can decide your own redistribution policies for the children.
- Full-redis: No restrictions. Do what you want. Trade it. Keep it. Release it. Ball’s in your court.
- If no redistribution abbreviation is given, you may assume fully redistributable. - On a similar note: If you offer any flawless pokemon of mine that I RNGed, you must provide credit to me in your shop listing.
- For 5th gen. trades, I am willing to teach it any TM/HM moves you need (al long as I have the TM). See my list in the services part.
- Now if you have read all of the rules welcome again to the shop!
News and Updates
The shop is open!
(10/9/11) - I'm leaving home for fall break between the 14th and 20th and doubt that I will be able to trade during that time, so get in touch with me if we still need to trade.
Pending trades
The shop is open!
(10/9/11) - I'm leaving home for fall break between the 14th and 20th and doubt that I will be able to trade during that time, so get in touch with me if we still need to trade.
Pending trades
My prioritized want list:
- Flawless Deoxys-D (needs to be Impish, Calm, Careful, or Bold, IV spread 31/x/31/x/31/31, shininess optional but rewarded, EV training optional)- Non-Unova flawless legendaries (especially Manaphy, Palkia, and Kyogre)
- Any flawless pokemon you have that I do not have listed (note: I do have a good stock of several I've received in trades that I don't list)
- Any DW females I don't already have (namely the Mansion ones)
- Male Egg move pokemon (preferably something I don't have of course)
- Items. Specifically evolutionary ones, Battle Subway items, and gems/plates. I'm usually willing to accept an item for a breed.
In general I trade flawless pokemon for other flawless pokemon
What I don't want:
- OT Mat shiny flawless pokemon (it's not that some people consider them hacks, but the fact that you can get them easier than an STD from Ke$ha)What I don't want:
- Non-flawless shiny pokemon
- Rare candies
- Male DW pokemon (unless flawless)
- Normal EV-trained pokemon (unless for egg moves)
- Dex fillers
Click on the userbars to go to the sections of my shop!
My League of Extraordinary Clients
Abraace
Aroma Flora
AsiaMania
Biosci
CharizardMaster#1
Cosmic Furry
Darkria's Shadow
Evan0913
Exiled
Hotcoldyay
Kessaja
Lavaburst14
Livinitup17
Nevlo
NoToRiousBrawL
Pengyzu
Porygon2isawesome
Rayce
Scorch5688
TDawg
Wacwacwac
Will-powered Spriter
And many future clients
My banned list:
None for now
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