-Iris is damned pleased with herself for doing something for a change. I can't really fault her for that.
-Bianca, Emolga isn't THAT cute.
-One of these days, someone in the show is going to have to TRY TO WORK PAST Attract. Because seriously, having the lovestruck Pokemon treated as compeltely useless is getting old.
-Attract VS Attract again! this time, They just cancel each other out. I'm...somehow disappointed that this didn't result in an explosion of some sort.
-Emolga finally uses Volt Switch, which brings out...Excadrill!
-...Axew is on Ash's shoulder (along with Pikachu). IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?
-Emolga apparently thinks Volt Switch is
hilarious. I think Emolga's brain damaged if it thinks that's funny.
-Oh, and Dento notes that Emolga SHOULD have gone back in its ball, but it didn't. Why? Because it's a brat, that's why!
-Emolga brings out the Bambi eyes once Iris starts yelling at it. Iris is fooled and stops yelling. Silly Iris, don't you know that only reinforces its negative behaviors?
-VOLT CHANGE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO DRAG OUT THE POKEMON OF OTHER TRAINERS.
-Pansage gets woken up from a nap, and...it's pretty pis
sed once it gets hit by hyper voice! To the point of OHKOing Chin...ci...whatever the hell Chillarmy's english name is...with one Solar Beam!
-Pfft, Cilan called it a "weird taste" after announcing Pansage's victory.
-Emolga just does NOT want to battle. Well, tough sh
it. You may have joined the twerps for free food, but you're gonna have to suck it up and fight sometimes.
-...or Emolga can just keep using Volt Change. That works too.
-Iris and Bianca seem to think it's okay to battle using Ash's Snivy, even though Ash isn't one of the participants in this battle. What the hell were they thinking?
-Meanwhile, Emolga went off somewhere. Oh well, no big loss.
-And then Ash and Bianca decide to face off while Iris is desperately trying to find her lost Pokemon. They're such good friends to her!
-...I don't think this is really a battle that warrants busting out the theme song, guys.
-Snivy is doing almost embarassingly well in this battle.
-Meanwhile, Iris is still trying to find Emolga while her good-for-nothing friends are busy battling.
-Haha, Snivy don't give no fuc
ks about this. It just drags Emolga back to the group like it aint' no thang.
-Emolga is shocked when its third attempt at the Bambi eyes doesn't work! And I'm thankful that Iris finally wised up to that.
-So then Emolga just resorts to shocking the **** out of everyone(except Snivy, who jumps out of the way).
-Ahahaha, I don't know whose static hair I like the most!
-And then Ash picks the best timing in the world to be hungry.
-...wait, all the Pokemon are just getting apples for lunch? No super-special Pokemon food? WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING?!
-Emolga is a gluttonous fu
ck. As such, it uses Attract to get Tepig/Swadloon/Scraggy/Oshawott's apples. Hopefully this doesn't turn into a tiresome running gag.
-And then those four snap out of it and accuse each other of stealing the food. Hilarity ensues. Snivy contiues to give no fu
ck.
-And everyone gets shocked again! I think I like Dento's static hair the most. It looks like he went Super Saiyan or something.
-Cilan announces his attempt at figuring out the "mystery" of the missing apples with...IT'S THINKING TIME!
-Then Snivy solves the mystery by doing another "ugh, these idiots" look, then lifting up Emolga with Vine Whip. God, I love that little grass snake.
-Ahaha, Cilan pulling a pointer stick out of nowhere to aid in his idea of what happened and proceeding to loop through the same two frames of pointing up and down...that's just...something. And, to make it even better, the BGM here is the "hey it's time for a stupid tutorial that teaches you nothing useful since you've been playing the games for over ten years" theme! Which is pretty appropriate, since we JUST SAW everything he's talking about.
-Then Iris says "Emolga is innnocent!" and everyone instantly believes her. I swear to god, if I could reach through the screen & strangle cartoon characters...
-Emolga appears to have noticed that Snivy is bad news for it. Oh boy!
-After all this, everyone's pretty tired, so Bianca suggest that IT'S (...okay, I couldn't understand this word) TIME! Sorry Bianca, but you can't pull off the IT'S STUFF TIME! catchphrase like Cilan can.
-Apparently it's naptime. Bianca and Iris are resting against the tree like normal people, Ash is laying on the ground like a normal person, and Cilan is snuggling up to his backpack like a less-normal person.
-Emolga's only redeeming quality is the hilariously animated schemes it hatches(or, in this case, the hilariously animated lie about all the Watchog beating it up).
-Those Watchog have the BEST "whattya think yer doin', buddy?" voices.
-And then a Simisear crashed to the ground and flew into a murderous rage.
-And THEN Snivy saves Emolga/Axew/Oshawott's a
sses, and follows it up with a perfectly timed "oh no you DIDN'T" finger waggle. As I said earlier: God, I love that little grass snake.
-The gang's caught up to the chaos! Simisear beats the crap out of Snivy, and...why don't Ash & Iris just return their Pokemon to their Pokeballs?
-I have to say, the writers really captured the essence of how goddamned annoying Emolga are to fight.
-Snivy and Emolga work together to topple Simisear, so the day is...oh wait. Simisear's Flamethrower was thrown off course, and now it's about to get crushed by a huge rock. WAY TO GO GUYS.
-But luckily, Emolga and Snivy take care of the rock quickly as well. Sorry Cilan, but you won't get to serve monkey pancakes today.
-Emolga offers one of its precious apples to Snivy. A true peace offering if I've ever seen one!
-Apparently Bianca never challenged the Castelia gym. Whoops! Well, I guess that's the end of her hilarious part in these episodes...for now.
Overall, a pretty amusing episode(even if I did want to strangle Emolga for being an annoying ****). I also appreciate Iris getting two episodes in a row to...well, do SOMETHING. Poor girl got so shafted in the earlier part of BW.