Never said I'm the best of the best, and I said I only put the k's in sometimes for NON-important assignments, (which means we're just taking notes). Oh really, you been in Oman? You go kamping? The kamping here is really nice.
You shouldn't use k like that altogether.
They get internet access by living with their moms.
STOP. ****ING. STEREOTYPING.
Yeah, you aren't a teacher, don't try to act like one.
I'll stop trying to be a teacher if you stop trying to be a comedian.
I only use that trick bekause it's true.
No, it isn't. You're just trying to be funny, but not succeeding, and your attempt at "humour" is infantile. Trust me, very few people on these forums are actually "funny" and I don't count myself amongst them; namely facetious, BattleFranky~40, and That Scary Clefairy. I've probably missed some out, but only they can make humourous comments successfully.
And you'll still be living with them in a kouple of years.
Again, STEREOTYPING. Nobody will like you if you keep making this assumption. Besides which, I find it so hypocritical that you're moaning about Internet nerds when you yourself are most likely one
Yeah, bekause I did her too hard.
HAH HAH YOU IZ WELL FUNNY BLAD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
If you think that was a good komeback, then you really need to get your brain examined. And you kan exit this argument now, since I already burnt you so bad you kouldn't reply with anything but "lolololololololol". Now I hate the word, bekause I think its for internet nerds with no lives... but i'd kall you a noob by looking at that post of yours.
You are such a hypocrite.
Then you'd better pay up.
So you ARE a transvestite.
Hahahahahahaha!!! Nice joke mate. That is one of the funniest things I've heard in ages. I've had more girlfriends then you kan kount on your fingers. Now if you were to talk about yourself... I'd guess you don't get that many girls surfing the internet at home with mommy eh? And no, girls met on the "meet a girl" sites don't kount. Oops, guess that brings your girlfriend number down to... 0... Hard luck, try again in the next life, where you kan aktually try to not be a fat failure. Lay off the McDonalds man.
The Internet is not exactly the most truthful place. People list their locations as screwing anime bishounen. So for all I know, you could be lying. However, if there's one thing I can deduce from you that is correct, it's that you're an obnoxious little brat.
First of all, I don't whine. Second, I didn't start this, I was just busy doing my own thing on the forums when someone attacks me about my writing, so don't say I try to "slam" people who use the internet for no reason. Homo retards like you should just mind their own business instead of butting into someone elses and starting an argument for no reason. Also, I'm half Omani u dumb$h/t. I'm part Greek, and my family is mostly European. So my dad IS a westerner u idiot. My mom is out of the house as much as yours is, except yours is out getting paid for all the times she gets banged up just to keep your family fed. My dad owns his own konsultancy, please don't kompare your dad and mine. Your dad is probably some fat homo pole dancer in those gay klubs that your family always goes to just to see him get with the pole, since he doesn't have a pole of his own to give your mom pleasure. I spell with a k bekause I like Mortal Kombat and that's the Mortal Kombat style of writing, which I like. You don't even know what I look like, and I doubt you'll be able to even see what I look like since the glasses that you wear from being on the komputer all the time are too thick to even see through, nerd. "Now, let's leave the insulting to people with an IQ that doesn't barely rival that of a micro-scooter and who can come up with better things to talk about than their own takeaway disorders and their fat mum." Alright then, leave the insulting to me, since you just told yourself not to insult people. And what's this, you've been looking up pictures of my penis? You homo! You must have found some fake pictures bekause that huge penis of mine sounds nothing like what you deskribed, and anyways, at least I've got a penis. Take that dildo out of your vagina and stop pretending you've got a penis.
Oh wow, you're so funny! Cheap childish penis/vagina and homo jokes are SOOOO funny!!! You just told people about your personal life so now you're practically paedo bait!!
Seriously. Why the HELL did you tell us about your life? Haven't you been told not to give out personal details out on the Internet? Nimrod. I couldn't give a flying hoot about what your parents do. You could be lying! Why do you think we care? Take your childish, smutty innuendo and get out. Otherwise you'll be eaten alive.
Oh, and your excuse as to why you spell with a 'K'? I almost bust a gut laughing.
