extremely wrong answers to general questions

[Superteletubbies64]

it transforms into an exploding teletubby

how does spaghetti taste

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Like exploding teletubbies.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

forgot the question again?

what is a vinesauce

 

[Lulu_used_SunnyDay]

A wine sauce that's missing a v

Why does fire burn?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

because it doesn't freeze

why do I keep giving stupid answers to questions

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Because I am Groot.

Who can count to five?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

me. 1, 2 apples, 356754, teletubbies

who's peter parker

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

My second cousin thrice removed's mother-in-law.

Why do you watch dogs?

 

[Veens]

So that they don't poison your food.

Why does a snail have no legs?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

Because snails can fly

What does a lion eat

 

[The Pokemon Broadcast]

Gummy Bears

Why are there only 12 months in a year?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

Because the sun spins around the earth like crazy

Why isn't the moon made of cheese

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Because NASA doesn't want you to know that it is, because if you knew you would eat it.

Why do I go on this thread?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

Because potatoes

What is a forum

 

[HM02gon]

A tomato that evolved from the ashes of his mother's eyeglasses after they discovered gravity is caused by Australian pasts salads.

Why am I so tired all the time?

 

[Omegagoldfish]

Because I slipped prescription grade sedatives in your food when you weren't looking...

Why am I being creepy?

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Because I heard you liek Mudkipz.

Why do you liek Mudkipz?

 

[Shattersoul]

Because the government, and most other ruling bodies are ruled by snake people, or sneaple for short.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?

 

[Superteletubbies64]

Zero, if you lick it your tongue falls off

Why do we like chocolate so much

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Because it contains radioactive dopamine that causes us to become addicted, and eat it until we explode.

What is the mantle?