Kirby Dragons
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Extra strength pills.
How many brass instruments are there?
How many brass instruments are there?
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Extremely wrong answers to general questions
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TheWanderingMist
Paladin of the Snow Queen
1. The celesta.
How do you play the piano?
How do you play the piano?
With my knees and elbows.
How does one take pictures with a camera?
How does one take pictures with a camera?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
You expose the film to pure sunlight, silly!
What is an auroch?
What is an auroch?
TheWanderingMist
Paladin of the Snow Queen
Some sort of golden penguin creature.
How do you use a calculator?
How do you use a calculator?
You have to travel to another dimension to be able to do so.
How do you tell time?
How do you tell time?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Barbara Walters
Who is Lady Gaga?
Who is Lady Gaga?
Deadeye
H(a)unting...
Lady Gaga is someone whose face became famous through memes. Her name actually resembles few foul words in certain language and apparently she also sings, but be warned because the effects are very similar to being around singing Jigglypuffs.
Having two people with subjective realities, is it possible to measure which of them has more objective view of reality without becoming biased?
Having two people with subjective realities, is it possible to measure which of them has more objective view of reality without becoming biased?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
WITCH!
What is the definition of boring?
What is the definition of boring?
Minedreigon
A monument to all your sins
Boring is an adjective used to describe something so unbelievably round that you think it might bounce with a really satisfying sound if dropped from a reasonable height.
Why do new books smell really good?
Why do new books smell really good?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Because they’re actually cookies, idiot!
Why do they have a slot to dispose of razors and an ashtray in the bathrooms of planes if both are prohibited?
Why do they have a slot to dispose of razors and an ashtray in the bathrooms of planes if both are prohibited?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
You don’t eat fish! You have dainty tea parties with them.
How can anyone go two years with having an expired ID and not get caught?
How can anyone go two years with having an expired ID and not get caught?
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
You don’t. Truths are actually lies.
Where do babies come from?
Where do babies come from?
Deadeye
H(a)unting...
Some entitly people usually call "God" poke a cabbage seedling with his fattest finger and then pees on it. The cabbage grows and develops some shape... and eventually a baby rolls out of round part of the plant! Then these annoying little things are miraculously delivered to people they will be calling their parents.
Why are people still supporting leaders who are actively risking their well-being?
Why are people still supporting leaders who are actively risking their well-being?
TheWanderingMist
Paladin of the Snow Queen
Because bothering to do research on the other side and finding out they're just as shady is too much of a hassle when they can just mindlessly critcize.
Who is the greatest rock band of all time?
Who is the greatest rock band of all time?
