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Extremely wrong answers to general questions

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
He’s developed a taste for human flesh!

Why did the Titanic sink?
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
Because soft maths taste's odd.

Why is the world so bleak sometimes?
 

Genaller

Silver Soul
Because the Earth is too lazy to care about your happiness.

Why does this thread exist?
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
Because you are already asleep, none of this is real, tis all a bitter dream of a wonderer's soul.

Duck?
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
A trick question.

What would you do?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
No one did. There was no test.

Why is there a Super Bowl?
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
Golf with hockey pucks.

Then prove yourself, Doctor! What are you? Coward or killer?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Neither. I choose Explosion.

What causes thunderstorms?
 

AgentKallus

It's not a game Kate.
Off brand ice-cream.

When will the sun come up?
 
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