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Extremely wrong answers to general questions

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
Because you're really related to Darth Vader, who he had influence on with joining the dark side :p

Why does the milk we drink usually come from cows?
 

Captain Jigglypuff

*On Vacation. Go Away!*
A brand new Mercedes Benz!

Where can I buy a new puppy?
 

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
In a store that sell's underwear.

...This was not my original answer :p

Where can I buy a cat?
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Dogs can generally be found roaming the humid areas of Antarctica. They cannot be bought and one must have a poachers' license to acquire one.

What is the Sun?
 

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
Its a big ball of green cheese in the daytime sky :p

What are stars made from? :eek:
 

Chibi_Muffin

Smart Cookie
Everyone knows that stars are not made, they are born.

How long does one cook a loaf of bread for?
 

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
Till it explodes and the explosion creates real live pokemon :D

Why have i never roller skated before? (had to ask that...lol)
 

Chibi_Muffin

Smart Cookie
What are you talking about? You have! I saw you!

What is the distance between Earth and the Sun?
 

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
What are you talking about? You have! I saw you!

:D good answer xD thank you~

They're pretty much kissing on the lips.

Thats how close they are, dear...(lol i called a person on here 'dear'. i am funny)

How do you skate with no wheels?
 

Chibi_Muffin

Smart Cookie
Backwards.

Where do I buy apples?
 

Omegagoldfish

My will be done
What do you really think is in fast food?

Where are bad computers sold?
 
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