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extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

Discussion in 'Games' started by Superteletubbies64, Feb 3, 2015.

  1. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    in this game you answer the above user's question with a crazy answer and tell a new question

    examples:

    what's the type of pikachu

    waffle type
    who's the main character of pokemon anime

    michael jackson

    all sppf rules apply, keep it appropiate

    warned for breaking the rules:
    prince justin for double posting, answering the question of the first post instead of the most recent one and not answering the question extremely wrong

    banned:
    none

    I'll start
    what do you use to catch a pokemon
     
    Last edited: Sep 21, 2015
  2. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    1 egg, 4 cups of mashed potato flakes, and one teaspoon of strong coffee.

    What's the job of a gym leader?
     
  3. Ironthunder

    Ironthunder The Uncultured One

    Studying for a drug test. BY TAKING ALL OF THE DRUGS!

    How does one find TM02?
     
  4. Void Ventus

    Void Ventus Sic Parvis Magna

    By getting a pilot's license.

    What color is Giratina's shiny form?
     
  5. Banana color.

    What is Steven Stone's name?
     
  6. BritishLanguage

    BritishLanguage I enjoy earth day

    Adam Sandler.

    How do you catch Pokemon?
     
  7. By infusing them into waffles.

    How do you chain a shiny?
     
  8. HM02gon

    HM02gon Waiting...

    Get an entire team of magikarp and then walk 4 spaces to the left, turn your 3DS upside down and sing the Russian national anthem in Portuguese 6 times before gulping down a cup of hot sauce and taking off your pants. Exactly 13 minutes, 5 seconds, and 31 milliseconds later walk 8 spaces to the right and a shiny will have a 1 in 4000 something chance of appearing.

    How do you deal with Smogon birds?
     
  9. By praising HM02gon for revealing how to chain a shiny.

    How do you win battles?
     
  10. HM02gon

    HM02gon Waiting...

    First make sure you do not teach your Pokemon any more moves as soon as they learn 4. Moves like Growl, Tackle, Leer, ect. have extremely special hidden properties. Similarly to Water Pledge and the likes, by using Tackle, Scratch, or Pound together you will inflict 10 bajillion damage to the opponent, as long as the opponent is not one of the following types- Grass, Water, Fire, Bug, Psychic, Dark, Ghost, Electric, Dragon, Fairy, Steel, Rock, Ground, Normal, Poison, Fighting, Ice, or Flying. Similarly, By combining Leer, Growl, or Roar together, you will lower all the opponent's stats 6 stages each, however the combination does not affect Pokemon that have an A, E, I, O, or U in their names. By utilizing these strategies properly you will have a guaranteed victory against any opponent that is at least 30 levels below you.

    Why can't my Groudon learn Fly?
     
  11. Aduro

    Aduro Mt.BtlMaster

    Because his ability is to make the sky fall.


    Who is the toughest gym leader to beat in battle?
     
  12. Your mom

    How do you do a nuzlock?
     
  13. Aduro

    Aduro Mt.BtlMaster

    You hold their neck in the crook of your elbow while your other hand tickles them under the armpit so they can't think of a way out, then nuzzle.


    Why can't Ash ever win a pokemon league?
     
  14. Because he is Bird Jesus

    Why is Ash still 10 after 12+ years of Pokemon?
     
  15. V

    V Shiny Hunter

    Because he has the Benjamin Button disease.

    Why are shiny Pokemon so rare?
     
  16. Because they have to be lepers.

    Why is Charmander a starter?
     
  17. LizardonX

    LizardonX Banned

    Because your mother enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can magikarp breed with charizard
     
  18. Because magikarp enjoys flaming penetration.

    Why can Gardavoir be male?
     
  19. 725roy

    725roy ambivolent

    Yes.

    How do I get Mew in Pokemon red?
     
  20. PileOfPixel

    PileOfPixel Member

    Punch bill, go to the ship, strength on the truck, battle proffesor oak, catch missing no and go into bills garden.

    How do I make my own pokemon game?
     

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