extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[octoboy]

Because the user is sleeping and going, "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......"

As for feebas, it's part of a secret sect of Creationists, so it's usually attending remote functions and is anti-evolution.

Why is omastar extinct?

 

[Void Ventus]

It was too ugly

Why did Kabuto and Kabutops go extinct?

 

[octoboy]

Because they were the Juliet to omastar's Romeo and couldn't live without it.

Why does wobbuffet like living in dark places?

 

[KungFuMaster]

Because he is a Zombie.

How many Eevolutions does Eevee have?

 

[Monster Guy]

One million nine hundred thousand and sixty two

What's evolve?

 

[octoboy]

The gym leader whose place Blaine took by violent coup.

What do you water berries with in Hoenn?

 

[Espmaster]

You don't water them, dump ketchup on them using the Noctowl Foot.

Who is Ash's one true lover?

 

[Auraninja]

Giratina.

Why did Team Rocket take over the Johto Radio Tower?

 

[octoboy]

To force the DJs to never play country music on the radio ever again.

What two pokémon did kyurem split into?

 

[Professor Maple]

Bidoof and magikarp.
What is Ashes last name.

 

[Venyos10]

his full name is Ash William McOverpoweredPikachu

Who really is Professor Kukui?

 

[octoboy]

Mimikyu. That pikachu disguise was just that convincing.

What makes oddish so odd?

 

[MegaMeganium]

It's the only Ultra Beast that can evolve.


Why is Toxapex's signature move called "Baneful Bunker"?

 

[Void Ventus]

Bane from Batman crossed over into the Pokémon universe, and threatened it.

What animal is Arceus?

 

[neophenx]

A puppycat.

Where does a Victini sleep?

 

[MegaMeganium]

In a bed of Zygarde Cells.


Why did Gladion call the evolved Type:Null "Silvally"?

 

[octoboy]

Because it talks in a silly valley accent.

How do you evolve an inkay?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You threaten to make calamari with it.

Where do I find an Ice Stone?

 

[MegaMeganium]

On the -51st floor of Navel Rock.


Why do a lot of people hate Gen V?

 

[Zephraxe]

Because Mega Rayquaza needs a buff.

What Pokémon can prevent Latios and Latias from fleeing in battle?