extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Wimpod

Where is the Ruins of Life located?

 

[MegaMeganium]

Underneath Sky Pillar


Why do you get only one Master Ball?

 

[octoboy]

Because it's the last surviving one that wasn't eaten by whiscash.

Why has no one seen cubone's face?

 

[Professor Maple]

It is faceless.
What is ghastly made out of?

 

[Ascended Dialga]

The souls of people who misspell Pokémon names.

Why do Fearow and Miltank have the same base speed?

 

[octoboy]

Because they both run on four paws.

Which tower in Johto got burnt?

 

[MegaMeganium]

Whirl Islands.


What's a genwunner?

 

[octoboy]

A gengar with a speech impediment who's really into track.

What does tornadus's Therian form look like?

 

[Void Ventus]

Like a blue footed booby.

Is Guzzlord a Lord? Of what?

 

[Janice Quatlane]

Guzzlord used http://www.elitetitles.co.uk/how-to-become-a-lord.html to get it's lordship - starting at only £195!

This also means he keeps messing up brexit by voting against everything in the House of Lords. Why Guzzlord - why???


What flavour of ice cream is Vanillite?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Pie flavored.

Where can I find a Pikachu in Hoenn?

 

[Monster Guy]

In Pikachuland...

What is the best nature for Kartana?

 

[octoboy]

None of them - kartana's more into the artificial deal.

How many 'pokes would a slowpoke poke if a slowpoke could poke 'pokes?

 

[MegaMeganium]

Negative 23.


How do I breed a Ditto?

 

[Schade]

I guess it has something to do with the uncovering of the Wishiwashi School forming. Don't know the kinky details, but I watched it on animal planet once.

How do I obtain a good-natured Nihilego?

 

[Dragalge]

Ask Kiawe for more details.

Why is Buzzwole so boastful?

 

[Schade]

It lifts.

Why is Tapu Lele so very annoying? Srsly.

 

[Monster Guy]

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

How do I make a Marinie appear?

 

[octoboy]

Because it's the bug type, so it likes to bug you.

Mention its name repeatedly while facing a bronzor in battle at night.

What happens to a scyther who's traded with a metal coat?

 

[Schade]

It gets bloody fabulous.

Why have I not gone to sleep yet.