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extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

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octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Professor Oak, that whole rival's academic grandpa thing was just a cover.

Why isn't porygon ever shown in the anime?
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Because it's the Cheering Pokémon, just like its best friend, Mr. Plume.

How can you tell a silcoon from a cascoon?
 
Nerdy McNerdface

Nerdy McNerdface

Hmph
Simple. Tickle one, whichever one looks relaxed is the Silcoon. If it's PISSED AF, then it's the Cascoon.

Why does Gladion want us to get out in the Akala Route 8 Motel?
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
There is no restoring a Hewlett Packard model once it crashes.

What was Ash's first pokémon he captured, and how did he capture it?
 
Klizcool

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
His name is Igor Jakovic. He's a KGB turncoat and he changed his name so the don't kill him.

How do you get a Sylveon?
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Grabbing hold of it by the ribbon usually works. Keeping it after is a whole different story.

Why aren't sableye's eyes sable?
 
M

MegaMeganium

Dropping Bloom Dooms
Because he was too poor to afford it after buying the gems.


If Mega Evolution is so cruel(at least going by what the Alolan Pokedex says), why do trainers continue to use it?
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Because the Alolan pokédex was programmed on opposite day.

What are quilava's quills made of?
 
Captain Jigglypuff

Captain Jigglypuff

*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Because Pikachu has mind control powers. Why else do you think Ash is still such a moron after twenty years?

Why did a kid throw away the doll that became Banette?
 
Ascended Dialga

Ascended Dialga

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It was too ugly.

Why is Lt. Surge so huge?
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Pan troglodytes

What's the ideal hiding place for a magmar?
 
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