extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Le_Juston]

A top percentage rattata.

How did a top percentage rattata end up in the hands of a youngster?

 

[TikTok13]

That youngster is actually the leader of Team Rocket.

Why do all trainers look the same?

 

[octoboy]

They don't, they just have a uniform which includes a mask.

Why do cubones cry at night?

 

[Mia Blaze]

Cause they never had their first chocolate pudding from mama, since their mama abandoned them for the sunny Region of Alola!

Give me one reason as to why SOS battles are fun... GIVE ME ONE!

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Because humans, humans are the answer to everything.

Why is Charizard so popular?

 

[Mia Blaze]

Aliens, Aliens are the answer to everything

Who is that lyrca wearing Dragon guy from the Champion Title Defending battles from Sun and Moon

 

[Conquering Storm]

He's actually Volga from Hyrule Warriors.

What ribbon do you get for winning a Master Rank Coolness Contest?

 

[Cometstarlight]

You win a special top hat with the respective ribbon color around the base

Why does Arceus look like a deer/goat that got caught in a fence?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Because Arceus wanted it to be a fashion statement which failed.

Why doesn't James cross dress anymore?

 

[TikTok13]

Because he'd rather circle dress.

Why is Smeargle's tail always painted?

 

[octoboy]

Because if its face were always painted, it would look like a clown.

Why does weepinbell weep?

 

[TikTok13]

Cause he can't bell.

Who is the best champion?

 

[Conquering Storm]

Bonnie, hands down.

How do you EV train a Pokémon?

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

By putting it on a train named Evil Vampire.

What is a stat?

 

[Mia Blaze]

S.T.A.T Something That Accounts To (BS) in other words, NO ONE CARES!

Why is Orre so edgey?

 

[octoboy]

Because it's at the edge of the world.

Why does spinda act dizzy all the time?

 

[Tuxlash]

Because it spends a lot of time thinking about philosophy.

Why is Incineroar the Heel Pokemon?

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Because that's what it always says to its pet Rockruff.

Who is the trick master?

 

[Mia Blaze]

Professor Oak, how else does he get into your head to tell you not to ride a bike inside.

Who was the last person to ride their bike indoors.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Pikachu during the XY remakes in Miette's new town, Mie City.

What is a Rotom?