extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Pikafleg]

By stealing them from Magikarp Jump. And changing the colors/shapes of some.

What is under Mimikyu's cloth?

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

A jar of pickles.

What is Whitney's Miltank's most annoying move?

 

[octoboy]

Taunt, of course.

What are the flower boxes in Goldenrod Gym arranged to look like?

 

[Pikafleg]

An audino!

What type will the next eeveelution created be?

 

[LadyTriox]

The Squidward Type

What type do you think will be Mega Mew's second type, if they ever made a Mega Mew?

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Transformium

How many floors does Silph Co. have?

 

[LadyTriox]

Over 9000.

What is Mewtwo's Base Power level number?

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Two.

What Legendary Pokemon can be found in Snowpoint Temple?

 

[Pikafleg]

Mega Articuno.

What do each of Dodrio's heads represent?

 

[octoboy]

One of the elements of the periodic table.

How often does jirachi wake up from sleeping?

 

[Pikafleg]

Every hour or two, depending on how long before it soils its diaper and cries for a changing because it;s a cute little baby ;385;

Why are Pikachu's cheeks red?

 

[LadyTriox]

Cuz he has a crush on Spongebob.

Where in the poke world can you buy a Krabby Patty?

 

[Monster Guy]

In Kanto. Look for a Krabby named Patty.

How high can Magikarp jump?

 

[LadyTriox]

Higher than over 9000 minus 9000 and an impossable number.

Much smarter than a spongebob related comment, i know

Why doesn't ash evolve his pikachu?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Because Pikachu threatens to kill him and his mom if he ever does it.

Where does Prof. Rowan live?

 

[Pikafleg]

Because it wouldn't work, Pikachu is cursed to never grow up just like him XD

Why do the people who run the day cares still not understand where pokemon eggs come from?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Because they are blind! And I mean literally legally blind.

Who is the Mahogany Town Gym Leader?

 

[Pikafleg]

Lance, bwah ha ha. He only has one Dragonite and it's level 40 though. But still have fun!

Why did Lillie go to the Kanto region after you beat Sun/Moon?

 

[octoboy]

Mama Hog

What are 2 uses of a pecha berry?

 

[Espmaster]

It looks like someone got ninja'd, so I'll answer both questions
1. Lillie went to the Kanto region in search for the seven Crystal Stars.
2. Curing paralysis, and curing Mad Snail Disease.

If Mario were a Pokemon trainer, what type of Pokemon would he use?