extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[octoboy]

Out of a shallow pond, naturally!

Where does pikachu launch electricity from?

 

[Schade]

The dark parts of the internet.

What is the natural weakness of the Steel-Type?

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Fandoms.

Why is Water weak to Grass?

 

[LadyTriox]

...Cuz spongebob hate's his veggies

Why is Magikarp Jump so popular?

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Because all Magikarp are gifted with 300 legs; who wouldn't want to watch them jump?

Name three Pokeathlon events in HG/SS.

 

[Pikafleg]

The Mega Punch, The Mega Kick, and the Mega Evolve.

Where did the design for squirtle come from?

 

[octoboy]

From a mysterious scroll deep in Atlantis

What's tentacool's favourite temperature of water?

 

[LadyTriox]

Salty Platoon. The temperature all the more 'manly' water types strive in :U And well what MAN just WOULDN'T want a weak common jelly fish with a flashy jewel on its head?

Why doesn't Magcargo evolve into Torkoal? (srsly, i always thought it woulda made sense...lol)

 

[Espmaster]

Because Magcargo is so good in competitive play that making an evolution of it would have created the AG tier back in gen. 3.

Where does Mega Rayquaza get its power?

 

[LadyTriox]

From pestering Squidward :U

What color is Pikachu? :U

 

[raichu27]

Green. lol

What type is shiny Lucario?

 

[LadyTriox]

Korrina/Fairy Yep.

What type is shiny Mew?

 

[Janice Quatlane]

Shiny mews are the type to be both poor emitters and absorbers of infrared radiation, making them unsuitable for heating pipes.

How many magi could a magikarp karp if a magikarp could karp magi?

 

[Pikafleg]

129 magi.

Why do groudon and kyogre hate each other?

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Because Groudon accidentally ran over Kyogre's lunchbox in second grade.

What do potions do?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Nothing. Potions are just water dyed purple and sold as a scam.

What is the GS Ball?

 

[Espmaster]

A Poke Ball which can only catch denizens of Bikini Bottom.

If there were a Mega-Ursaring, what type would it be?

 

[LadyTriox]

Spongebob/Patrick type Its main weakness would also be Squidward types, and it would be defencively good against Krabby Patties as IT LOVES those

Why is Lucario Korrina's signature Pokemon?

 

[Zenheadbutt]

Because Lucario is the only Pokémon name which Korrina can write it in perfect calligraphy handwriting.

In Diamond and Pearl, when Riley gives you the egg at Iron Island, what hatches out of it?

 

[LadyTriox]

A female Pichu with a Squidward plushie And a krush on Korrina.

How does Pichu evolve into Pikachu?