extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Deadeye]

Because she is a lollerskater.

Why is there always that one Pikachu-like Pokemon within every single generation?

 

[LadyTriox]

Because Satoshi hate's Pikachu.

Why isn't Satoshi Tajiji's favorite Pokemon Pikachu?

 

[Deadeye]

Because he plays favourites according to whether it's bug type or not.

Why didn't they make Arceus the final form of Type:Null-Silvally line, if they all are legendaries and share similar typing system?

 

[LadyTriox]

Because Arceus is weaker than a baby weedle and thus it would make Type:Null and Silvally look really REALLY bad to ever be related to him. I mean, its bad enough some of us PEOPLE IN THE REAL WORLD have our own embaressing relatives lets leave pokemon's lives out of that nonsense o_o;;;

Why does Ash's mom like to remind him to change his underwear so much? XD

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Because she’s secretly one of the underwear gnomes from that one episode of South Park!

Why does Iris’s hair look like Yveltal dyed purple?

 

[LadyTriox]

Because she's H.P. Lovecraft's daughter. Duh.

What Pokemon eats lots of pasta? XD

 

[raichu27]

Probopass.

What’s Ash’s favorite food.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

The souls of the damned.

Who is the best chef out of all the companions?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Psyduck, of course!

Which Pokemon has the worst co-ordination?

 

[raichu27]

Charizard

What moves does Magikarp learn?

 

[LadyTriox]

Hyper Beam, Ultima, Judgement, and Doomsday.

What does Feebas evolve into?

 

[Ascended Dialga]

Audino.

What move must Tangela know to evolve into Tangrowth?

 

[raichu27]

Shock Wave

How does Rhydon learn Surf?

 

[Deadeye]

You toss one down a dock and force them to walk through the water until the super effective environment starts hurting so much the Rhydon either has to learn to stay above the water somehow or faint. A less risky progress would be giving them your laptop and let them surf on the internet. You don't lose your mon but your laptop might take some damage.

How does Final Gambit on Shedinja work?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You use a vacuum on it.

Where do baby Pokémon come from?

 

[Zafie]

From evolution stones.

Why are some Pokemon only one gender?

 

[raichu27]

To avoid confusion with some of the others.

Why was there only one Dragon move in Gen. 1?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

That number is wrong! Dragon Pokémon didn’t exist until Gen VII. Everyone knows that!

Why is Mirage Island so difficult to find?

 

[spyrois2cool]

Because it’s always behind you! And in a Pokéball!

How do you evolve a Mew?

 

[GarchompTheAssassin]

You breed it with Incineroar

Why is Ghost weak to Dark