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extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

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WishIhadaManafi5

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It ran out of paint.

Why does Magikarp splash so much?
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Because it wants to.

Where does Giovanni go after you defeat him in the cave behind the waterfall in HGSS?
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Simple. It was in the truck the whole time because it knew no one would ever be smart enough to find it there!

Why does Slowpoke fish with its tail?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

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It's the only way it can get dinner.

Why are some Pokemon super rare to find?
 

Genaller

Silver Soul
Miss Vaaaaaanjie!

What was being insinuated by that couple you can double battle where the male used an Onix and the female used a Cloyster?
 

mehmeh1

Not thinking twice!
that oysters pin missile rocks
why is dunsparce so.......dunsparce?
 

shoz999

Back when Tigers used to smoke.
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life




Okay my question. Can you dance?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

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Because it's really a human in a Pokemon costume.

How does a Dragonite fly?
 

Genaller

Silver Soul
With the face of Barney The Dinosaur!

Which came first; a pokémon or an egg!?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

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Neither, because neither of them exist in this time line!

Why does Snorlax eat so much?
 

Barry Hernandez

Well-Known Member
Because it likes to watch TV

What are poke balls made out of?
 

WishIhadaManafi5

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It helps with tv reception.

Why do Vileplumes grow so fast?
 
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