extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[TornadoAdvisory]

When they start touring with The Maximizers in Galar.

If a guy were to give a Carbink to his girlfriend as a proposal, what should the Carbink be decorated with?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Water balloons!

How much does a Snorlax weigh underwater?

 

[AgentKallus]

The same as 2 mister mimes.

When will we next get new info on the DLC?

 

[TornadoAdvisory]

In five minutes.

What's the best item to give to an Excadrill built for competitive battling?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The Strange Souvenir. It’s the best and most useful item in the game!

Where can I find Feebas in Diamond?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

In very hot lava.

How do you evolve an Abra?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You slap it with a Magikarp!

How does Slowpoke catch fish?

 

[TornadoAdvisory]

It uses Yawn in order to eventually cause the fish to fall asleep, then dives in and grabs it with its mouth.

Which Pokemon desperately needs a stat buff?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Professor Oak.

Why is Wailord so large?

 

[Leonhart]

It needs to be big to wage constant wars with other Pokemon.

Why is Kanto so small?

 

[TornadoAdvisory]

Because the local Snorlax population takes up most of the land.

What should a trainer do to prepare for a gym battle?

 

[raichu27]

Exercise at home.

Where can I catch Mew in the RBY games?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Where you catch Mew!

What is the Big Nugget used for?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

To catch Pokemon.

Where can I find Potions?

 

[Leonhart]

They're buried deep inside the Hall of Fame room at the Pokemon League HQ.

What's the best way to evolve a Riolu?

 

[Mr.Munchlax]

Send it to law school & have it enter the real world.

How do I enter the Pokémon League
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[shoz999]

By going to school and earning enough credits to get a degree from lawyer school.

How do I beat the Battle Frontier?

 

[TornadoAdvisory]

Have Hoopa create a ring which summons a Mega-level Digimon of your choice to solo the Battle Frontier with.

Is it possible to catch Jirachi in Pokémon Emerald?

 

[UwULifeGaming]

Toes

How do I beat Deoxys?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Take a baseball bat and start hitting Deoxys with it like a piñata!

Where can I get Kubfu?