extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[pacman000]

It is one in its heart!

What lies on the coast of Cinnabar Island?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The player’s Character’s father. He lying at the bottom of the coast sleeping with the Tentacool!

Who is Milo?

 

[Aquaslash]

That’s the name of the Regirock in Giant’s Bed.

What did Good King Calyrex look out on?

 

[pacman000]

The frosts on the Feast of Steven

Why Pokemon?

 

[Schade]

Because anime is a mistake!

Why does rabbits not deserve a good ol' run in the tub?

 

[Aquaslash]

Because this isn’t a Bugs Bunny movie, sir! And that wasn’t a Pokémon question!

Have you seen this Galarian Rapidash? She was last seen with a Spiritomb in the ruins of the highlands.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Yes, over by that giant black hole.

Why is Snorlax so large?

 

[Orphalesion]

It's using the metric system.

Why is Bellossom smaller than its pre-evolution?

 

[Leonhart]

It was shrunk via shrink ray.

What is Lugia's relation to the Kanto Legendary Birds?

 

[Orphalesion]

According to his lawyer, Lugia is not going to make a statement about that until the paternity tests come back

What's under Mimikyu's cloak?

 

[Aquaslash]

Sprinkles!

Hey kid, want to buy a Pokétch?

 

[spyrois2cool]

No thanks! I already bought a ticket to the Pokemon aqua show!

What is the saddest Pokemon out there?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Blissey!

What Pokémon is pink and carries around a microphone?

 

[spyrois2cool]

Daddy Norman of course!

How do you tame a Dragonite?

 

[Dared3v0]

Daddy Norman of course!

How do you tame a Dragonite?

With a feraligatr that knows ice punch

Who gives you the cascade badge?

 

[L4PR4S]

Winona, of course!

what is the strongest pokemon in existence

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Cosmog!

Who is in Lillie’s bag?

 

[spyrois2cool]

Why, Lillie of course!

What Pokemon is based off the sun?

 

[L4PR4S]

lunatone

what is the best pokemon generation

 

[spyrois2cool]

Gen X!

What brings joy to a Pokemon?