extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[Schade]

Because it is saved for the Gen 4 remake we get any minute now

Why doesn't Snom have better base stats pls

 

[NeedsAName]

So it can evolve into Magikarp

How now, brown miltank?

 

[Schade]

Exactly!

If Pete has 50 apples, and gives half to Flora, how manyMiltanks does that leave for us to change the light bulb in the basement? Also, why is it all blue?

 

[Teravolt]

-20! And because it’s shiny!

Why didn’t Zygarde get its own game?

 

[L4PR4S]

Because you can find one on Route 2

How do you make Pikachu like you in Pocket Pikachu?

 

[Mega Ampharos the Dragon]

You don't

What real-world place is Sinnoh based on?

 

[L4PR4S]

It's based on Communist Russia!

What Pokemon should you not use a Master Ball on?

 

[ChampioN One]

Every non-purple pokémon, just because of color coordination!


What is the effectiveness rate of Goh's Pokébalks?

 

[TheGoldenDuck]

Super Low!

What is Sinistea based off of?

 

[NeedsAName]

Sinestro!

Which is þe strongest regional bird?

 

[pacman000]

Lugia, since it created the other regional birds, & all the other Pokémon too.

Why must they keep retconning things?

 

[AgentKallus]

To keep the forbidden Pokémon spirtomb at bay.

What can we expect from 2020's new pokemon game?

 

[NeedsAName]

Dexit 2, Electric-type boogaloo!

Just how tough is Whitney's gym?

 

[L4PR4S]

it's very easy, especially her miltank that doesn't know rollout or milk drink

what is a pokemon

 

[pacman000]

A small critter which is someone's mother.

Why is Pokémon so weird?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Pokémon isn’t weird. You are!

Where did Phione come from?

 

[NeedsAName]

Leppa. Inc released þe first phIone in 2007, and we're currently on þe phIone 12

Where can I catch a Drowzee?

 

[ChampioN One]

In your bed cuz it's japanese name is literally sleep



How can you beat a fisherman with 6 magikarps?

 

[pacman000]

On man, you need at least one really strong Pokémon, like Gyarados or Hopip.

Where can I get a Hopip?

 

[NeedsAName]

Whereever it's looking for þe lost "p" in its name!

What are Pokéballs made out of?