extremely wrong answers to pokemon questions

[ChampioN One]

Pokéballs aren't made, they are grown.


Why are mythical pokémon so rare?

 

[pacman000]

Because they're undercooked.

How does the Pokeball transport system work?

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

You throw vegetables at it and it moves Pokemon from one side of a room to another side.

Why do Unown only show up as certain letters and symbols?

 

[pacman000]

They were encoded in ASCII instead of Unicode-16.

Are Pokemon from outer space?

 

[ChampioN One]

No they aren't, It's actually humans who are from outer space and invaded their land.

Have humans evolved from Primape in the Pokémon world?

 

[WaterTypeStarter]

No. They came from another planet.

Who invented TMs?

 

[NeedsAName]

Tobey Macguire

What's that ninja Pokémon's name again?

 

[ChampioN One]

Huh, everybody knows it's Naruto.


Are humans Pokémon?

 

[NeedsAName]

Yes, þey're Fire/Bug-types and evolve into Cosmog.

Where can I get a master ball?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

In the gymnasium with all the other Master Ball equipment.

Where is Stark Mountain located?

 

[L4PR4S]

in the oceans of Alola

are you a boy or are you a girl?

 

[ChampioN One]

Yes


What is pokétch?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You must have spent the night again with that little street walker that lives down the road if you’re asking that question!

Why is Feebas so hard to find in DPPt?

 

[WaterTypeStarter]

Because you need to play the game while near water.

How can you get the delivery man's number on your PokeGear? How can you order food when your player gets hungry?

 

[NeedsAName]

Ever heard of someþing called GrubbinHub?

How do I get to þe Isle of Armor?

 

[L4PR4S]

take a corviknight taxi to kalos

what is vivillon's pokedex number

 

[NeedsAName]

069, lol

How do I use þe Azure Flute?

 

[L4PR4S]

you don't, it's purely for cosmetics

what are flags for in secret bases in the sinnoh underground

 

[Aquaslash]

They’re as pointless as a Jynx with cornrows.

Which is scarier, a Mega Evolved Gengar or a Gigantamaxed Gengar?

 

[ChampioN One]

Neither one. In fact it's the cutest pokémon ever created.

How do you evolve Riolu?