Fake Quotes Game

[Horn Drill]

Approved by PsiUmbreon.

Hiya. In this game you make up fake quotables for celebrities or any other famous person you might think of. Allow me to demonstrate:

"Do the twist"

- Oscar Wilde

or

"Watchu talkin' 'bout, Willis"

-Cicero

This is a fun way to satire aspects a person was made famous for, or to allude to something they do, et cetera. Have fun!

 

[TPMX]

Yeah, don't double post.

Don't do milk.

~Mr. T

 

[SapphireL]

(I don't get it. >_>)

"I called my friend at 2 in the morning to tell her I was a dude!"
-Hillary Duff

???

 

[Horn Drill]

It's my thread, I can double-post if I want to. (But I won't anymore XD)

Anyway:

"Elephant! The finest fur!"

- Teddy Roosevelt

 

[Redsoxpsyco]

"Stop... Jackson time"
Micheal Jackson

 

[TPMX]

There is nothing to fear from Micheal Jackson

~Some dude a long time ago. Funny, huh?

 

[Horn Drill]

"Hoo hoo! Can't touch this!"

- Michael Jackson

 

[Luke Groundwalker]

Wait!.....I sense a disturbance.......a child is near.

-Michael Jackson

That was good an*l Hillary. But next time use some lotion so it would go in better in my *ss.

-George W. Bush

 

[Horn Drill]

"Oooh, Bubbles! You're squeezin' too hard!"

- Michael Jackson

... So wrong. XD But Michael Jackson is so great to make fun of... XD

 

[Redsoxpsyco]

I'm raising taxes... Umm... look a terrorist.
George W. Bush

 

[Luke Groundwalker]

Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.....

-Larry King

0_o

 

[Lady Vella]

"Video games are good for you! Really! The 'hidden sex' in Grand Theft Auto was great!!! LET'S PLAY HALO 2!!!"

~Jack Thompson

"Friends suck a*s. I'm going to go mope about how depressing life is."

~Tea` (Yu-Gi-Oh)

"No homework, class. Tonight, we all go have wild sex parties!!!"

~My sophomore English teacher

"Little girls are my MO now."

~Michael Jackson

"Let's declare war on Canada for no reason at all!!!"

~Cindy Sheehan

 

[pichuking]

I choose you pikachu

~ash (pokemon)

 

[Horn Drill]

"Will you come to the Dark Side for a scooby-snack?"

- Darth Vader

"Solve all the world's problems? Nah, I don't really feel like it."

- Jesus

 

[Luke Groundwalker]

^ The Darth Vader quote is funny. LOL!

Watch this! I will turn water into....disco!

-Jesus

 

[Fatal]

"According to dianetics, I'm not allowed to have sex until I'm 40... damn!

Tom Cruise


"Aaah! I got bleach in my eyes!!!"

Eminem


"I've f***ed 6,000 women in my life, but I still feel... incomplete..."

Gene Simmons

 

[Hiraitos Zero aka OCZ]

Regan Smash!

~Ronald Regan

 

[PsiUmbreon]

No Double Posting. Don't make me punch your throat...

Custom Avatars for all!
-Serebii

 

[Smile Guy]

I'm raising taxes... Umm... look a terrorist.
George W. Bush

That made my day! Fantastic quote!

"OH MY GOD! A PRETZEL! I'm drunk! I'm drunk!"
George Bush

"Look, I'm where Hurricane Katrina was for an afternoon, doesn't that make everything better?"
George Bush

"I love life!"
Jack Dee - British comedian, you'd get it if you knew about him.

"Now that's a weapon of mass-destruction."
Tony Blair, in the shower.

 

[Horn Drill]

"Feel me. Touch me. Hold my hand... Hug me. Kiss me. Won't you me my maaaaan!"

- Michael Jackson in a Broadway musical.

"No. Beer leads to drunkeness. Drunkeness leads to dirty women. Dirty women lead to lap dances... Gimme some 'a that beer."

- Yoda on beer

"Who cut the cheese? Razzle-dazzle huh!"

- Groucho Marx on farting

"My fellow Americans... ... O_O..."

Bill Clinton on weed and Carmen Electra