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Favorite Quotes?

Ultimate Champion

The Great Pokémon Master
"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"

~ Lelouch vi Britannia
 

treeco123

Well-Known Member
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

— Douglas Adams

"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place, and continues to do so today."

— Douglas Adams

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."

— Douglas Adams

"We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it."

— Douglas Adams
 
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Mr. Joker

keep calm & carry on
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
 

Ultimate Champion

The Great Pokémon Master
"The key to improving is to overcome your opponents through your strength, not their weaknesses."

~ Me to a person I once encountered on Pokémon Online, who challenged me to Pokémon battles repeatedly while changing his team between every battle, in order to find a team that can counter mine to defeat me
 

Mr. Joker

keep calm & carry on
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
— Edgar Allan Poe
 

pokefantravis

The Poke-Pimp
Here are some of my favorite quotes from Arby "n" the Chief

Quote 1:
"I see you bought the Heroic Map Pack"-Arbiter
"ya i used jons credit card"-MC
"Who's Jon?"-Arbiter
"teh human taht lives here w/ meh"-MC

Quote 2:
"Do you think the maps were worth ten dollars?"-Arbiter
"ya, who dusnt hav ten dol3rz?/ i wipe my *** w/ 10 dol3rz!1"-MC
"That's not what I asked"-Arbiter

Quote 3:
"who the **** r u"-MC
"My name is the Arbiter, mother f***er."-Arbiter

These all from S1:EP1, it is a funny series, I will post more funny quotes from it whenever I feel like it.
EDIT: Also, if you have not seen the series, MC always talks like that, if you are wondering.
 
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M4zz

Banned
Off of one of the greatest comercials on Earth,
Ryan, we should probably shut off the valve between balloons...
-A&W Guy

In all seriousness...
Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T
-Best Bumper Sticker ever
 

evolutionrex

The Awesome Atheist
"Slower you run, faster you die"- me

"Life finds a way"- Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblume), Jurassic Park.

"I love your necklace"- me, worst flirt joke ever.

"Of all the souls I've met on my journeys, his was the most.............human"- Captain Kurt, Star Trek.

"I don't believe it, i don't believe it. Your suppose to come here and defend me against these two characters and the only one on my side is the blood sucking lawyer!"- John Hammond (Richard Attenburgh), Jurassic Park.

"Bravery is good, show offs aren't" - me
 

Raddaya

My Little Ponyta
"You're not a hypocrite if you tell someone to do something and don't do it yourself, if you never claimed you did it."

"Life is uncertain, eat the dessert first."

"Life is uncertain, death is certain."

"Life is unfair."

"What is death but the next great adventure?"
 
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Ditto123

~Word~
"If life gets you down, embrace death or anything else that makes you happy"~My friend
 

Bynca

Victory is Thy Name!
Not inspirational ones, but...

*passes around pocky* "What's everyone's favorite flavor?" ~ Brianne
*she points to me* "I wouldn't know, never had it." ~ Me
"Oh, you poor deprived child..." ~ Brianne
 

pokefantravis

The Poke-Pimp
long post is long

Lol, time for some more Arby "n" The Chief quotes XD

Quote 1: (S1:EP5, Martyrdom)
*Arbiter is on the computer and sees Master Chief playing DMC4*
"Do my eyes deceive me? Are you ACTUALLY playing a game that's NOT Halo 3?"-Arbiter
"go suck it"-MC
"Seriously, what's going on?"-Arbiter
"halo 3 wuz laging liek s*** adn it maed meh vreh :( [read as sadface] so i quit"-MC
"Interesting..."-Arbiter
*Arbiter looks back at comp*
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"-Arbiter
"no, tahts teh computir, this r teh xbox, its sepret, DUMA**"-MC
"John's hard drive isn't even that big."-Arbiter
"dun wury, i hav......2 FLOPY DISKZ"-MC
"I think you'll need a few more than that."-Arbiter
"LOLOLLLOLLOL, u obvisly no nothign abou computirs"-MC
"What the h*** would you do with 700 gigabytes of pornography?"-Arbiter
"That's like FOUR MONTHS of porn!"-Arbiter
*Master Chief points to some boxes of tissue on the computer desk*
"That is absolutely disgusting."-Arbiter
"no u"-MC
(If any admins have a problem with the quote or something, remove it and/or let me know)

Quote 2: (S1:EP6, Brawl)
*Arbiter and Master Chief are playing Halo 3*
"how the f*** r we suposd 2 git ovr thur"-MC
"We have to grenade jump or something. I'll go first. Move over."-Arbiter
"u moev ovar"-MC
"You're the one that wants to see this thing! Stop being so d*** difficult."-Arbiter
"no u"-MC
*Arbiter tries to grenade jump across and falls in the pit*
"LOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOL"-MC
"Keep laughing, a**hole, let's see you do it."-Arbiter
"k, chek this s*** otu"-MC
*Master Chief throws plasma grenade to the other side of the gap*
*MC walks off the ledge and the grenade explodes a few seconds after*
"Bravo, you never cease to amaze me."-Arbiter
"ur mom nevar seesez 2 amaez meh in b3d"-MC
"Sigh, let's try something else."-Arbiter
"I'll run and jump, and you shoot a rocket near my feet to boost me across."-Arbiter
"*pulls out rocket launcher* k go"-MC
"*Walks near edge and looks at MC* You know what I mean, right?"-Arbiter
"ya ya gogogogogo"-MC
*pause*
"dun wury, its k"-MC
*MC kills Arbiter with the rocket launcher*
"FRIGGIN' A**HOLE."-Arbiter
"LOLOLOLLOLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOL"-MC
"Okay, what the h*** was that?"-Arbiter
"HAHAHAHA, MAI ROFLCOPTER, IT GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI"-MC
"That's it, I'm not helping you get to this easter egg anymore."-Arbiter

Wow, these are the longest quotes I have put up o.o
 
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Venomfang

Perky Goth
What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarang, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA!- The Joker (Mark hamil)- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

That's not funny... that's not... - The Joker (Mark Hamil) - Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
 

Aggron459

Aron Is Beast
"When live hands you lemons, you make chocolate milk" - A Nesquik Billboard
 

Emperor Empoleon

Honor of Kalos
"I'd rather have blind eyes that hope than wokring eyes that doubt. If all you see is darkness anyway, then you're the one whose really blind" - Me

"The cogs of fate have begun to move... They may be no turning back. Once we enter it, the world as we know it will cease to exist. But as long as we have hope, maybe... All won't be lost after all. At that point, maybe our destinies will actually mean something. For if our hearts write the paths ahead of us, there is nothing we can't overcome. But even though the way is dark and uncertain, I believe there will always be a sky to lead us to the end of our roads. One sky. One destiny." - EclairDeXII on youtube. I dont even know who that person is, I just liked their comment XD (no pun intended)
 

pokefantravis

The Poke-Pimp
Lol, funny how people started posting really long quotes after I did.
Anyway, time for some more...Yeah, you probably know where I get these quotes from now XD

Quote 1: (S1:EP7, Girls)

*Master Chief is playing Halo3 and Arbiter is standing next to him*
"*sniff* What's that smell?"-Arbiter
"tag"-MC
*Arbiter looks at the Tag can (a brand of deodorant)*
"What the f***."-Arbiter
"i s33n this comershil on tv were this guy put on tag adn he r get chas3d bai all teh wimminz!!1"-MC
"SRSLY, LIEK INFENITY F***IGN BAJILION GIRLZZ"-MC
*Arbiter looks away from Tag can and back at Chief*
"It's called marketing, dips***."-Arbiter
"LOLLOLOLOLOL, UR SUCH A NOOB"-MC
"IF IT WUZ NOT TREU, THEY R WUD NOT B ALOWD 2 PUT IT ON TV, DUMBA**"-MC
*Arbiter grabs Tag can and shakes it*
"What the h***, did you use the whole thing?"-Arbiter
"ya, TOOK LIEK HALF A ******* HOUR"-MC
"*sniffs Chief* Jesus Christ!"

Quote 2: (S1:EP7, Girls)

*Arbiter sees a box of "balloons" near Chief*
"Ok, what the H*** are those?"-Arbiter
"SECKS BALOONZ"-MC
*Arbiter picks up a wrapped "balloon"*
"Condoms? Do you even know what these are for?"-Arbiter
"NO S***"-MC
*Chief throws box of "balloons" at Arbiter*
"halp meh otu w/ thees, u blow taht 1 up adn ill strt infl4tign this oen"-MC
"...Excuse me?"-Arbiter
"COEM ON, i dont has all day!1"-MC
"Are you retarded?"-Arbiter
"NO"-MC
"These aren't BALLOONS, you idiot."-Arbiter
"WUT R THEY 4 THEN, SMRAT GUY???/"-MC
"You put them on your...Oh my God. I can't believe I am even having this conversation!"-Arbiter
"I'm outta here...Here's your f***ing CONDOMS."-Arbiter
"UR JSUT MAD cuz ur n0t a lad33z man liek meh"-MC
 
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