*Arbiter is on the computer and sees Master Chief playing DMC4*
"Do my eyes deceive me? Are you ACTUALLY playing a game that's NOT Halo 3?"-Arbiter
"go suck it"-MC
"Seriously, what's going on?"-Arbiter
"halo 3 wuz laging liek s*** adn it maed meh vreh
[read as sadface] so i quit"-MC
"Interesting..."-Arbiter
*Arbiter looks back at comp*
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"-Arbiter
"no, tahts teh computir, this r teh xbox, its sepret, DUMA**"-MC
"John's hard drive isn't even that big."-Arbiter
"dun wury, i hav......2 FLOPY DISKZ"-MC
"I think you'll need a few more than that."-Arbiter
"LOLOLLLOLLOL, u obvisly no nothign abou computirs"-MC
"What the h*** would you do with 700 gigabytes of pornography?"-Arbiter
"That's like FOUR MONTHS of porn!"-Arbiter
*Master Chief points to some boxes of tissue on the computer desk*
"That is absolutely disgusting."-Arbiter
"no u"-MC