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Feelin’ lucky, punks? (Another TR Comedy One-Shot)
Feelin’ lucky, punks? (Another TR Comedy One-Shot) Rated: U
It was a nice sunny day in the busy streets of Lilycove City. Many people in everyday clothing were walking around looking for stores to shop in.
One of them was noticeably not wearing any average normal day clothing. Instead, he was wearing mainly black leather clothing and stood six-foot ten. The man’s name was Black Jack, rumours had it that he had an unbeaten winning streak in pokemon battles and still has it but he preferred to remain anonymous.
He was carrying a bag of food and goods from a grocery store that was near a pokemon center he was staying for the day. Normally, he would spot any dangers occurring in any place he was in. All was well until…
“Thieves! Stop thieves!”
That caught his attention as he looked up from his groceries and spotted a truck being driven madly while a man in a uniform tried to chase his vehicle. “Why can’t punks like those guys take a break?” Black Jack said as he dug his hand into his bag, taking out a small pie.
He threw it directly at the window, making it splat on the surface. The thieves that were driving the vehicle lost control and drove sideways while the innocent barely dodged out of harm’s way until the truck crashed into a lamp post, stopping immediately.
Three familiar figures came out of the truck looking very dizzy. One was a man in a uniform with light purple hair, the other was a woman who was also wearing the same uniform but had long dark purple hair and the third figure was a cat-like pokemon called a Meowth.
“Jessie,” the man moaned with his hand on his head. “What happened?”
“I don’t know, James,” Jessie moaned back. “Why can’t anyone leave us alone while we’re only doing our job?”
“Never mind dat,” Meowth said as he rubbed his head. “Let’s just get outta here before anyone catches us.”
Suddenly, a blue blob appeared out of nowhere yelling out his name, snapping the trio out of their dizziness. They realised that they were too late to escape when they became surrounded by Black Jack and six of his pokemon. The pokemon that were helping Black Jack surrounding Team Rocket were a blue dragon called Salamence, a green dinosaur called Tyranitar, a red fiery martial artist known as Blaziken, the poison pin pokemon Nidoking, a huge crocodile named Feraligatr, and an armour-like pokemon known as Metagross.
The TR trio looked down and spotted a missile launcher weapon. But Black Jack noticed and pointed his handgun at the trio, threatening to shoot them if they came any closer. “Uh-uh,” he said in low, deep, scratchy voice.
“Now I know what you’re thinking,” he said. “‘Are there any bullets in this gun?’ Well, to tell you the truth, I only just picked up this gun. But being that this is a 44-Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, it would blow your heads clean off. You ought to ask yourselves one question – do ya feel lucky? …Well, do ya, punks?”
The trio took their chance to be lucky as they slowly moved away from the launcher until their backs touched the damaged truck. Black Jack motioned his head towards his Nidoking to pick up the weapon and give it to him. After that was done, Black Jack and his pokemon began to walk away.
“Wobba!” Wobbuffet yelled loudly catching Black Jack’s team’s attention. “Wobbuffet! Woub!”
“Translation?” James asked curiously.
“Hey! He’s gots to know!” Meowth translated and then he quickly used his paws to close his mouth after realising what he just said.
“No more ‘Dirty Harry’ movies for you, you blue blob!” Jessie yelled angrily.
Despite Team Rocket pleas to not hurt them, Black Jack slowly walked back towards them and aimed the magnum at his victims. Team Rocket cowardly hid behind the blue blob, using him as a shield. “Quick, Wobbuffet,” Jessie whispered. “Use Counter.”
But Wobbuffet was too scared to even move, let alone obey Jessie’s command. Cold sweat drops appeared on the faces of our favourite villains as Black Jack used his thumb to push the hammer down; he pulled the trigger and…
Pop!
A small stick with a small flag that had the word ‘BANG!’ painted on it stuck out of the gun. After the Team Rocket’s shock, they let out a huge sigh of relieve. Black Jack let out a small chortle as he slowly walked away from them, leaving the suckers alone.
“Stupid twerp,” Jessie snarled in frustration, catching Black Jack’s unwanted attention.
“What did you just say?” the big man said in an offended tone, changing the villains’ faces of relieve back into fear again. Without needing an answer, he and his pokemon, who were also offended by Jessie’s rudeness, slowly turned around and stared maliciously at them.
The villains hugged each other in fear, knowing what was coming next. Black Jack held and aimed the missile launcher towards them while his pokemon glowed vigorously. Team Rocket had their eyes widened as they saw the attacks coming towards them.
From afar, a huge explosion could be seen and heard as the villainous trio and Wobbuffet were sent flying into the sky.
“If I see that movie again, it’ll be too soon!” Jessie yelled.
“At least we didn’t get shocked by the twerp’s Pikachu this time,” James said in a happy tone.
“Not to mention that pesky Pichu,” Meowth said who was also happy.
“Wobbuffet!” the blue blob yelled as he placed his paw on his head a saluting manner.
Suddenly, a missile came flying out of nowhere and hit them with an explosive impact, sending them flying into a different direction.
“Now where did that missile come from?” Jessie yelled.
“Does it matter?” James moaned. “Twice in one day. I think we’ve set a record.”
“Wobba!” Wobbuffet yelled.
“Anyways…” Meowth said.
“WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN! AND AGAIN!” the three yelled in unison until they became out of sight.
Down on the grassy grounds of a forest, a small Pichu with a nametag ‘Jerry’ attached to his neck collar held up a small pair of binoculars, watching Team Rocket disappearing into the air. Next to him was a huge missile launcher.
“Pichu Pichu Pichu,” he squeaked in puzzlement while scratching head, which meant, “How come those three didn’t know how to use it?”
END!
Feelin’ lucky, punks? (Another TR Comedy One-Shot) Rated: U
It was a nice sunny day in the busy streets of Lilycove City. Many people in everyday clothing were walking around looking for stores to shop in.
One of them was noticeably not wearing any average normal day clothing. Instead, he was wearing mainly black leather clothing and stood six-foot ten. The man’s name was Black Jack, rumours had it that he had an unbeaten winning streak in pokemon battles and still has it but he preferred to remain anonymous.
He was carrying a bag of food and goods from a grocery store that was near a pokemon center he was staying for the day. Normally, he would spot any dangers occurring in any place he was in. All was well until…
“Thieves! Stop thieves!”
That caught his attention as he looked up from his groceries and spotted a truck being driven madly while a man in a uniform tried to chase his vehicle. “Why can’t punks like those guys take a break?” Black Jack said as he dug his hand into his bag, taking out a small pie.
He threw it directly at the window, making it splat on the surface. The thieves that were driving the vehicle lost control and drove sideways while the innocent barely dodged out of harm’s way until the truck crashed into a lamp post, stopping immediately.
Three familiar figures came out of the truck looking very dizzy. One was a man in a uniform with light purple hair, the other was a woman who was also wearing the same uniform but had long dark purple hair and the third figure was a cat-like pokemon called a Meowth.
“Jessie,” the man moaned with his hand on his head. “What happened?”
“I don’t know, James,” Jessie moaned back. “Why can’t anyone leave us alone while we’re only doing our job?”
“Never mind dat,” Meowth said as he rubbed his head. “Let’s just get outta here before anyone catches us.”
Suddenly, a blue blob appeared out of nowhere yelling out his name, snapping the trio out of their dizziness. They realised that they were too late to escape when they became surrounded by Black Jack and six of his pokemon. The pokemon that were helping Black Jack surrounding Team Rocket were a blue dragon called Salamence, a green dinosaur called Tyranitar, a red fiery martial artist known as Blaziken, the poison pin pokemon Nidoking, a huge crocodile named Feraligatr, and an armour-like pokemon known as Metagross.
The TR trio looked down and spotted a missile launcher weapon. But Black Jack noticed and pointed his handgun at the trio, threatening to shoot them if they came any closer. “Uh-uh,” he said in low, deep, scratchy voice.
“Now I know what you’re thinking,” he said. “‘Are there any bullets in this gun?’ Well, to tell you the truth, I only just picked up this gun. But being that this is a 44-Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, it would blow your heads clean off. You ought to ask yourselves one question – do ya feel lucky? …Well, do ya, punks?”
The trio took their chance to be lucky as they slowly moved away from the launcher until their backs touched the damaged truck. Black Jack motioned his head towards his Nidoking to pick up the weapon and give it to him. After that was done, Black Jack and his pokemon began to walk away.
“Wobba!” Wobbuffet yelled loudly catching Black Jack’s team’s attention. “Wobbuffet! Woub!”
“Translation?” James asked curiously.
“Hey! He’s gots to know!” Meowth translated and then he quickly used his paws to close his mouth after realising what he just said.
“No more ‘Dirty Harry’ movies for you, you blue blob!” Jessie yelled angrily.
Despite Team Rocket pleas to not hurt them, Black Jack slowly walked back towards them and aimed the magnum at his victims. Team Rocket cowardly hid behind the blue blob, using him as a shield. “Quick, Wobbuffet,” Jessie whispered. “Use Counter.”
But Wobbuffet was too scared to even move, let alone obey Jessie’s command. Cold sweat drops appeared on the faces of our favourite villains as Black Jack used his thumb to push the hammer down; he pulled the trigger and…
Pop!
A small stick with a small flag that had the word ‘BANG!’ painted on it stuck out of the gun. After the Team Rocket’s shock, they let out a huge sigh of relieve. Black Jack let out a small chortle as he slowly walked away from them, leaving the suckers alone.
“Stupid twerp,” Jessie snarled in frustration, catching Black Jack’s unwanted attention.
“What did you just say?” the big man said in an offended tone, changing the villains’ faces of relieve back into fear again. Without needing an answer, he and his pokemon, who were also offended by Jessie’s rudeness, slowly turned around and stared maliciously at them.
The villains hugged each other in fear, knowing what was coming next. Black Jack held and aimed the missile launcher towards them while his pokemon glowed vigorously. Team Rocket had their eyes widened as they saw the attacks coming towards them.
From afar, a huge explosion could be seen and heard as the villainous trio and Wobbuffet were sent flying into the sky.
“If I see that movie again, it’ll be too soon!” Jessie yelled.
“At least we didn’t get shocked by the twerp’s Pikachu this time,” James said in a happy tone.
“Not to mention that pesky Pichu,” Meowth said who was also happy.
“Wobbuffet!” the blue blob yelled as he placed his paw on his head a saluting manner.
Suddenly, a missile came flying out of nowhere and hit them with an explosive impact, sending them flying into a different direction.
“Now where did that missile come from?” Jessie yelled.
“Does it matter?” James moaned. “Twice in one day. I think we’ve set a record.”
“Wobba!” Wobbuffet yelled.
“Anyways…” Meowth said.
“WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN! AND AGAIN!” the three yelled in unison until they became out of sight.
Down on the grassy grounds of a forest, a small Pichu with a nametag ‘Jerry’ attached to his neck collar held up a small pair of binoculars, watching Team Rocket disappearing into the air. Next to him was a huge missile launcher.
“Pichu Pichu Pichu,” he squeaked in puzzlement while scratching head, which meant, “How come those three didn’t know how to use it?”
END!
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